♪ (techno intro) ♪
- (FBE) I hope that you meditated this morning,
because you are about to do a Try Not To Get Mad Challenge.
- Okay, I think I can do it, because the one before,
I just laughed. So, I'm feeling a little happy right now.
- (FBE) But there is a special twist for this episode.
- Okay. - (FBE) This is a Try Not
To Get Mad At Controversial Foods Challenge.
- Ohhh. - (FBE) First up,
a classic controversy, pineapple on pizza.
So, just looking at this, does this make you mad?
- No, it makes me happy, 'cause I wanna eat it.
Interesting fact, I love pineapples on pizza.
I don't like pineapples by itself. - I have a lot of emotions,
and all of them are negative. - I encourage people to have
pineapple on your pizza. - The blood in my veins
is pure Italian. But I love pineapple on pizza.
I'm sorry. It literally goes against every grain of my soul.
- I'm sorry. I can't do it. (chuckles) This is not a fruit salad!
This is a pizza. I cannot accept this
as anything but a troll food. This is someone trying
to make someone made by getting only pineapple on the pizza.
(buzzer) - (FBE) All right.
Go ahead and take a bite. - I mean, might as well.
It's...
It's so good. - Cheers.
(squeals softly) I'm very happy.
- This is wrong! This is a disgrace.
I can't...
Bro, what the [censored]? (buzzer)
- It's not as bad as I thought. But it's just so clearly
missing something. - Hello. Look at this.
How could you not love that? If you're against pineapple pizza,
I don't know what to tell you. - What is this? (gasps)
Oh, no. (chuckles) - (FBE) So, in front of you here,
you have some milk and cereal. Now, go ahead and pour that milk
into the bowl. - You're gonna make me do it!
- This low-key doesn't feel right, but I'ma do it.
- Everybody watching?
Ooh! - I am serene so far.
This is not one of those things that bothers me.
- (FBE) And now pour your cereal into the milk.
- Oh, so we're taking the cereal, and we're doing the milk first.
Oh, see, I didn't know it was that kind of household.
Okay. Oh, no! There's just all these dry pieces
on top, and I'm just supposed to be okay with that?
(buzzer) - You don't know how much milk
you'll need until you see the cereal in the bowl.
But you're not gonna make me mad today.
I say that you're not gonna get me mad, and then I go to pour it,
and I just can't do-- okay, this hurts me
more than I thought. Okay. - This is not even--
it's not like-- you can't like-- Look how boring that was. (laughs)
Okay, fine! I'm annoyed! Like, the milk does not go first!
(buzzer) - Ooh!
I just went to a whole new level. I leveled up.
I feel like an adult now. I can do whatever I want.
- It's a little drier, 'cause the milk-- it hasn't gone
into the milk yet. It's all going in the same place.
It's gonna sink eventually. I prefer to pour the milk in after,
because then it gets all over it. But honestly? It kind of stays
more crunchy when you have it on the top.
- I heard a lot of psychopaths put the milk in first.
I think it's cute. - I'm not happy eating this.
I feel like I'm forcing myself, because I had to pour the milk first.
- I was insulted. I was scandalized. But I was not angry.
- (FBE) Next up, a well-done steak and ketchup.
- Ew! Neither-- - (FBE) Does this make you mad?
- This makes me disgusted, frustrated, mad, angry, horrified,
all of the above. (buzzer)
- Why? I am the type of girl--
I will get something rare if possible,
either medium rare or rare. It just tastes so much better.
(buzzer) - This doesn't look like food!
This looks like a piece of a tire. (buzzer)
- Might need to break my jaw. - Steak is steak.
I just don't like the fat, so to not see fat, I guess it's happy.
(thudding) - Food should not sound like that.
- Can't even cut it. It's just flaking to bits.
- I wanna meet the person that tells me this is the way
to eat steak, except I don't, 'cause it's Donald Trump.
- Wow, that was a long process of cutting up in here.
Work out your arms, ladies and gents. - Guess we'll put some ketchup
on it, like that's gonna help. This is just awful.
Oh, sorry. We ran out of steak. Here's some from under
the frickin' grill. - Let me just water my mouth
a little bit, so I can give some moisture back into this Sahara Desert
up in this place. - All right. Down the hatch.
- Steak is actually pretty good. I don't see an issue with it.
- Very chewy. Hey, whoever did the seasoning
on this, though! - I took too big of a piece.
I'ma need a minute. Oh my god. That just took
at least 10 years off of my life. - You know, it's not my first choice,
but at the end of the day, steak is steak,
and ketchup is ketchup. - (FBE) For our last
controversial food in honor of the spooky season,
here is some candy corn. Does this make you mad?
- I don't know. Am I about to straight down this right now?
Just all of it? Hell yeah, dude.
- Candy corn is that one candy that nobody buys,
but it just happens to pop up everywhere.
- This represents Halloween?
Huh? HUH?!
It smells good. It has a... I just wish it weren't made
out of beeswax. (chuckles) (buzzer)
- Wax. Pure wax. That's what it looks like
and tastes like. Why? That's what I wanna know.
Personally, you-- oh! (buzzer)
- This is one of those junk candies. It feels like a candy company's like,
"We have leftover sugar. How can we turn it into nothing
and sell it?" - I am the only person I know
that I'm friends with that likes candy corn.
Everyone else is like, "You're a monster."
It's incredible!
- It almost takes like dried up frosting.
So, it's not horrible, but I like my frosting not dry.
- Tastes like Play-Doh. Very chalky clay-like texture.
Not great. Who loves these? Like, loves them?
Does that person exist? - Gonna close this! Ah-ha-ha!
Why? Ahh! Gotta get rid of the taste.
- This is so disappointing. Like, son, why did you have
to go get an F? I believed in you.
- (FBE) All right, well, you did not get mad at all
during this challenge. And therefore,
you are the winner today. (ding)
How does it feel? - Feels great. I got food.
I thought it was gonna be a lot worse,
but when it comes about food-related topics,
I'm like, "Oh, it's fine." - (FBE) So, before we go,
do you have any other controversial food opinions
that you'd like to share? - (deep exhale)
I've been doing the bell peppers with the cream cheese
and bagel seasoning. (gasps)
- (FBE) Ew. - (gasps)
You don't like that?! - (FBE) Ew.
- Have you tried it?! - (FBE) I don't know.
I've never tried it, so I won't diss it.
- There you go. - (FBE) I won't diss it.
- You need to try it today. - Burger King makes the best
fast food taco in the biz. That's my very controversial opinion.
Have you had it? I bet you haven't. - (FBE) No, because who goes
to Burger King and orders the taco? - This guy.
- Thanks for watching this revolting episode.
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- Hey, guys! It's Sierra, producer here at React.
Thanks so much for watching this episode.
What other controversial food should we include in the next episode?
Let us know down in the comments. Thanks for watching!
If you don't like pineapple on pizza, you're a monster. Bye!