Hey guys!
Oh, yes, I did it.
100 Harry Potter things to do when you’re not at Hogwarts.
‘Cause I still didn’t get my letter yet.
Let’s get started.
Harry Potter movie marathon.
Reread all the books. Again.
Order a Butterbeer Frappuccino at Starbucks and when they ask for your name, say it’s
Lord Voldemort.
If you have an iPhone, tell Siri to call you Dumbledore.
Write Fanfiction.
Read fanfiction.
Devour fanfiction – there’s a difference.
COSPLAY!
Sharpie a dark mark on your arm
And a scar on your head.
Then randomly have a spaz attack and clutch your forehead. (scream)
Go on Mugglenet
Go on LeakyCauldron
Go on MyHogwarts
Go on Pottermore.
Get sorted on Pottermore
And cry if you get sorted into Hufflepuff … just kidding, Pat.
Show your house pride.
Watch all of my Youtube videos.
And all of John Cozart's.
Make a Slytherin sock-puppet.
(Speaking Parseltongue)
Say Alohomora when you open your car door.
Ride an imaginary Hippogriff.
Spend the whole day talking in a British accent…unless you’re British.
Troll Tumblr for Harry Potter memes and gifs.
Have a Potter themed party with your friends.
Stand in your non-lit fireplace and yell Diagon Alley.
Play Harry Potter “Scene it.”
Play Harry Potter Legos.
Play that really scary Harry Potter computer game, where you’re in the dark library and
Filch is trying to catch you and-aahhh childhood nightmares
Watch all the Starkid musicals.
Then have a Starkid sing-a-long. (singing) Haarryyy, Haarryyy! Okay I’m done.
Say Accio before you pick anything up.
Blame the Nargles.
Dig in your Mom's garden for mandrakes.
Find a lizard and name it Harry. Yer a lizard, Harry!
Have your wand choose you.
And if you have the Elder Wand- Don’t break it.
Follow me on twitter- @tessanetting.
Follow Snape and Voldemort, too.
And follow the spiders.
Make an unbreakable vow.
Slick your hair back, like Draco Malfoy.
Listen to Wizard Rock.
Come up with your own Harry Potter jokes. I make them very Weasley.
Eat like Ron.
Have frizzy hair like Hermione.
And angst like Harry. Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst!
Eat spinach, then jump in a pool… Gillyweed.
Ha-Cho Chang.
Open a book and turn to page 394.
Go in the shower with an egg and see if it sings to you.
Address your cat as McGonagall.
Your parents as Death Eaters.
And your Grandpa as Dumbledore.
Then steal your Grandpa's cane and use it as Lucius Malfoy's pimp stick.
Study for your O.W.L.s.
Concentration (clap-clap-clap) Harry Potter (clap-clap-clap). Best. Game. Ever.
Build your own fantasy Quidditch team.
Go to the Quidditch world cup. Or watch it on YouTube.
Be Professor Lupin and hooowwl at the moon.
Eat Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans.
Alas, Earwax.
Read The Tales of Beedle the Bard.
And doodle the Deathly Hallows symbol all over it, so Hermione can figure it out.
Play a prank, like Fred and George.
69? That’s absurd.
Write in your diary and see if it writes back.
Then go to the bathroom and open the Chamber of Secrets.
Grab a Gryffindor.
Write a Ravenclaw.
Poke a Hufflepuff.
Slap a Slytherin. They deserved it.
Curl up in a ball and pretend you’re Voldemort’s fetus.
Temporarily dye your hair a shade of Tonks.
Figure out your patronus. Mine’s Daniel Radcliffe.
Accidentally drop pudding on your Aunt.
Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!
Go to the Wizarding World if you live in Orlando.
Go to Whimsic Alley, if you live in LA. Actually, go with me. Love that store.
Challenge your friends to duel.
Put duct tape on your nose and yell Avada Kadavra.
Name a bug Rita Skeeter and squash it.
Check the bottom of your mug for the Grim
Create your own Marauder's Map and look for secret passageways in your house.
Go in a bathtub and pretend to be Daniel Radcliffe and start crying.
Sneak up behind someone and yell CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Give socks to people on the street that look like house elves.
Make your own potions.
Go to a bus or a train station and ask everyone “Excuse me, can you tell me how to get on
to Platform 9 ¾?”
Then refuse to wait in line, because you have done your waiting.
12 YEARS OF IT. IN AZKABAN.
Then run into a wall and try to get onto the Platform.
Don’t forget to use your time turner. But only to save Buckbeak. You know, not your
dead parents, or anything.
Take lots of pictures of yourself doing all these things like Colin Creevey.
And post them on Instagram with #HP100
And follow me on Instagram- @tessanetting.
Then clean your room, like Mary Poppins, because then apparently you can defeat a 40 foot tall Voldemort!
And last, but not least, GO TO LEAKYCON!
Or cry ‘cause you can’t go and plan your trip for next year.
Okay! That’s 100 things. These videos are always so anti-climatic.
Peace out guys. Love ya.
Let’s get start- (ding) Phone.
-to the bathroom and open the chamber of se– (ding) Phone!
“T” is for Tessa, it’s Tessa not for me. Like Cookie Monster. Okay.
Let's forget that happened.
Don’t you DARE start weed whacking.
Woah. That’s interesting. Whoops. Knew that was gonna happen.
Accio gum.
I chew gum like a horse, by the way.
(laughing) I’m so stupid.
Okay, that’s enough I’ll turn this off. Turn it off, turn it off.
I can’t.