Hello, welcome to Awesome Time.
This is the show where I tell you
about all the new things happening at Vat 19,
and we are doing Stupid Science.
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Welcome to episode 130 of Awesome Time.
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I'm pretty excited about this episode,
because we got giant stuff I can see over there,
we got blow-up doll stuff.
Unicorn stuff.
Bacon stuff.
Knife stuff.
So it's gonna be great.
But before we get into all of that,
we've gotta do Sponsorships, and Outstanding Reviews
& Recommendations.
Yeah.
This episode's sponsor is the Grossery Gang,
and those of you who are fans of Vat 19
will recognize that name.
We've highlighted this product before.
[GAGGING]
Ah!
This is series number 3, and its release
coincides with the Grossery Gang movie.
The name of the movie is Putrid Power,
and it's coming out today on YouTube,
so you can go watch it.
They do great animated work.
I can't wait to see it myself.
I guess we didn't make the cut, Eric, to get
the screening ahead of time.
But they did send us all of this stuff.
So I think the drama is that the Grossery Gang's town is being
invaded by the Clean Team.
So there's Clean Team Grosseries and just your regular Grossery
Gang Grosseries in this set.
150 new characters to collect, and these are in stores now.
So you can go out and buy them.
I'm gonna open up one of these--
well, they call them "bins," but I
think that's because they're Australian.
We call them "trash cans" in the Americas.
Let's see what we got in here.
Ooh, what do we got here?
Oh, this one's squishy.
Let's see the other one I got.
Let's start up my collection here of season 3.
What do you think that is?
Is that Dirty Danish?
Is he rare?
Did you get a rare one?
I don't know, bro.
I'm not sure what it is.
This is Chunky Curry in the World Food.
I'm gonna open a couple more of these
and see if I got anything rare.
Help me out, Cara.
Start opening.
Oh, that's Rotten Lobster.
The Greasy Mitt, that's common as well.
What do you got over there, Cara?
Ooh.
Oh, that's one of the metallic ones!
Oh, sweet.
Yeah, I think that's one of the metallic trash can things.
Is that from the--
he must be on the Clean Team.
Let's see.
That's Bennett.
Wait, that's green.
That's ultra-rare!
I think that's ultra-rare!
Where would you say this ranks in your life experiences?
Top five?
I don't know.
Let's see, I've had four kids.
This has got to be like, three.
I've got a lot more to go through here.
Gotta get my collection going.
I hope you go and check out the new Grossery Gang Putrid Power
movie.
It's out right now.
You can go watch it right now, as soon as you're
done watching Awesome Time.
Go to your local big box store and get yourself some Grossery
Gang stuff.
All right, cool.
Let's get into the products now.
Be very careful with this ultra-rare one.
I promised you a blow-up doll.
Who's the Dude?
This is the dude.
This is a really cool charade-style game.
Your prop is this guy.
I think it'll be a lot better if we just kind of play
it a little bit.
Eric, you want to come on in and play a little Who's the Dude?
with me?
Go ahead and hold that for a second.
And I'll spoon him.
Yeah.
He's our inflatable life-sized dude for Who's the Dude?
We can play charades with the dude.
We got 440 charades on these cards.
I thought we could give it a go, show people how to play this.
OK.
And then everybody's gonna guess offscreen?
Yeah.
You guys can't see it, but there are humans offscreen.
OK, I'm ready.
Go, go.
All right.
What are we doing?
Sumo wrestling?
Fighting?
Arguing?
Pushing?
Yeah.
Oh.
What is this?
Basketball?
Wait, no.
Ski jumping?
Yeah.
Ski jumping!
What is the dude doing?
A mime?
Miming?
He's blindfolded?
He's dead.
No, wait--
Sleepwalking.
Yeah!
Oh, sleepwalking.
Very good.
What is the dude doing?
He's hopping.
What is the dude doing?
Drumming.
Yeah.
I was going to say playing the bongos.
What sport is this?
It's done.
Ah, we're out of time.
Good job, me, and everybody!
What movie is this?
Titanic.
Oh, Lion King.
Yes!
What is that dude doing?
Lifting weights?
Curling?
Close.
Weightlifting.
Yep, yep.
What is the dude doing?
Playing golf.
Massaging.
Making pottery.
The Robot?
Driving!
Yes.
What is the dude doing?
OK.
Sweating.
Putting on makeup?
Yes, putting on makeup!
What is the dude doing?
OK.
Stretching.
Shaving his legs.
Yeah, shaving his legs.
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How did he get any of those?
That's Who's the Dude?
You can buy yours now at Vat 19, and blow him up
and have some fun.
He only grows hair on his chest.
I promised you a giant product.
Let me go get it.
Look at that.
You've probably never seen four in the row
game that big before.
This is designed for being outdoors.
It's weather-proof.
You might be wondering how you get the pieces out
when you're done.
It's got a little gate, a little floor gate on the bottom.
For whatever reason, Eric and I have
decided to play each other in this blindfolded.
Let's do that.
All my other senses will be heightened.
No cheating.
I see what you're doing?
Yeah?
What am I doing?
Somebody yell out if somebody wins.
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Did you go?
What, you're just shaking this and it threw me off?
Is that what you're doing?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
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What are you putting down there?
Get out of here!
No groping!
I'm cool.
Connect four.
Connect four!
Yeah!
Who won?
Oh, I got the diagonal too.
I started strong.
I thought you were going to plan that out.
I started out strong.
All right, that's Connect Four giant-sized.
Get yours now at vat19.com.
Get out of here.
Yeah, I'm done with you.
I teased you with unicorn stuff.
Now we deliver.
You can toss it.
Oh, you teased me there.
This is the Unicorn Mug, but it's not just
a beautiful ceramic mug with this molded unicorn head
and horn on here.
It's also a color-changing mug.
So let's just pour that in.
Did you see it changing?
So you can see the mane changed from purple to a rainbow,
and then the iris of the eye changed from purple to blue.
It may surprise you that the Unicorn Color Changing Mug is
this episode's Stupid Science.
I need my stupidest partner, Eric, to come in here
and do something stupid.
Stupid Science!
What do we got?
Unicorn mug.
Oh, that's what I guessed.
Yeah.
We're gonna do some science with it.
I'm thinking we do some sort of experiment
relating to heat change.
Maybe rate of change, or something like that.
Mhm.
Well, I have brought a theory along with me.
No, you haven't brought a theory.
You brought a hypothesis.
I have brought a theory as long as the day is long.
He's brought a hypothesis, which is
a question that can be tested.
So my theory is that I can get this thing
to change color just using my body heat, because I run hot.
Yeah.
Look at all the sweat just--
Ladies-- All right, first--
Why are you backing up?
I gotta get hot!
OK.
I gotta get that body temp raging,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
First, armpit.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
There was some liquid in there already.
Ugh.
Give it the old--
the old armpit shuffle.
Yeah.
All right.
Hear we go.
You ready?
Yeah, let's see if it changed.
Rainbow.
Oh!
OK, OK!
A little bit.
A tiny little hint of a rainbow there.
Yeah.
All right, next one.
Well, he is completely full of hot air, right?
Just a little bit.
It's got a little bit.
All right.
Sounds like--
The last one.
I hate to do this, guys--
--Darth Vader after running.
--but I gotta go in between the thighs.
Oh, that's where you keep your-- the most heat?
I don't know if we'll use this sample ever again.
It's for science!
Oh, oh.
You're-- oh.
What did you expect, to keep this outside?
No.
You gotta get direct contact.
Oh, there's a horn there.
This might be our stupidest science ever.
All right.
Dang it!
Didn't change.
Can I try something?
Yeah.
OK.
Can I see the cup?
Clear!
Oh my gosh, it gets hot.
Well, I think we proved a lot of different things today.
Your liquid needs to be hotter than your body.
OK.
Buy the Unicorn Heat Changing Mug now a Vat 19,
and you too can--
Yeah.
You could own this one.
No, you can't.
OK, next up is a super sweet knife.
Toss that thing in here.
It's safe.
All right, so this goes on your key chain,
and it is a samurai knife.
Like a mini samurai sword!
This is a two-inch stainless steel blade,
and the handle is made from aircraft grade aluminum.
So it's not very heavy at all, and it's super sharp.
I'll just cut through some of this plastic
so you can kind of see.
It's like through hot butter, that plastic.
This is the pocket samurai knife.
Buy yours now at vat19.com.
It's awesome.
OK, can we just stop for a minute
and recognize what I'm holding here?
Which is bacon in a jar.
It's spreadable bacon.
It's bacon jam.
It's like peanut butter and bacon.
This is sweet, and it's salty, and it's savory.
It's a little bit smoky too.
We're just gonna put a tiny bit on there.
Oh.
I can taste all the big chunks of bacon in there.
I could eat this entire jar just straight outta this jar.
Perfect for toast, hamburgers.
I'd put this on anything.
I'd just put it on a piece of paper and eat that.
If you know someone that loves bacon,
they'll absolutely love this.
In fact, we found a bacon-lover walking
around the halls of Vat 19.
Cara, can you send him in?
We found a bacon-lover!
Oh, hello.
Oh, this is such a joy to be on this show.
What's your name?
Clam Praline.
Nice to meet you.
Absolutely.
Nice to meet you.
This is such a delight.
Look at all these hot lights.
Yeah.
Would you be interested in this Bacon Jam Bacon Spread?
Oh, absolutely.
It's a bacon-based spread.
I'm a big fan of bacon.
It's my life blood, as well as a treat.
I got 25 hogs down at my farm, and I
love every single one of them until the day
that they're butchered.
You know I'm saying?
I love them like a pet, and I love them in my belly.
OK.
You want to give this a try?
Yes.
Very good.
I've got some--
[INAUDIBLE] you're eating bread there.
Yeah, I kind of ate some of this toast.
I could nibble on it, I suppose.
Right, well could take th--
Are you a disease-free man?
Fairly.
I don't know you very well.
I'll just sort of rip off that part that I've been eating.
Sure.
Let's break bread together.
Absolutely.
This is just a smorgasbord of yum.
Mmm.
This has been a hog that was cared for, and then eventually
butchered for this jam.
I seem to have laughed my mustache right off there.
Well, thanks for coming on.
Oh, yes.
Please, have me again.
I will.
Say hello to your hogs for me.
I will.
Maybe I'll eat them later.
But they won't understand me, because they
don't understand English.
They're just regular hogs.
Wouldn't that be something, though,
if a hog knew how to talk?
I'll think on that for a couple days.
OK.
That was the Bacon Jams Bacon Spread.
Treat yourself.
Get some of this.
It's so good.
We've been adding so many new products to the site
that I can't give them all the full treatment,
so I'm just going to give you the bullet
points in this segment we call Bullet Time.
All right, send it in.
This is the Tricerataco.
It's a taco holder, and it looks like a triceratops!
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Oh!
OK.
This is the Nano Light.
It's a key chain LED light, and it's tiny.
It's barely an inch long.
[GUNSHOT]
This is the USB Dino Light.
It's not plugged in!
I can't show you how it works!
We don't have time to cut the lights.
[GUNSHOT]
All right.
That fell on my crotch!
This is the Big [BLEEP] Bar of Soap.
It's made out of beer.
It's beer soap.
It's really good.
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All right, moving on.
Little Baby Das Beer Boots, but they're like shot glasses.
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Use them for juice or something.
All right.
Woo!
How'd I do?
All right, it's time for fan art!
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Wow, that was a huge collection of some really amazing fan art.
I loved all of it.
If you want to send your own, here is our address.
We would love to get some fan art from you,
show it on a future episode of Awesome Time,
and eventually put it on the wall behind me.
I think it's time to wrap this episode up.
It was a ton of fun.
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