I mean, look at that!
*imitates vomiting*
No, it's f**k-
It's so- Why's it a-
Are there bones in there or something?
*gags*
No, I can't do that.
Hello, I'm Stephen Graham
and today we're doing Snack Wars
for LADbible and it's North versus South.
3, 2, 1.
Boom, boom.
Is it gonna be fish and chips, do we reckon, or...?
Oh, okay.
But now, hang on.
What kind of sausage is that then?
[Erin, producer] It's a saveloy.
Saveloy. Oi oi, saveloy!
So that's your South.
It's gotta be chips and gravy.
I'm taking a guess. Chips and curry sauce?
Chips and fish.
Chips and- What the f...?
[Erin] So this is actually from Liverpool.
Is it?
[Erin] Salt and pepper chips?
Salt and pepper chips.
Okay. I didn't know that.
My mouth's actually watering.
It's alright.
Oh, there's a little kick there now.
[Erin] Yeah?
Yeah, yeah. That's all right, yeah.
Right, that's not bad.
I don't know...
That looks a bit snide, that, dunnit?
Do you know what I mean?
I mean, think what you may.
However, let's...
Alright, yeah, let's just... Okay.
I mean, this is like something I'd give our dogs,
by the looks of it, d'you know what I mean?
[Erin] Sorry, Stephen.
That's alright.
It's a bit rubbery.
*gags*
[Erin] Okay.
I'm sorry, this...
Salt and pepper chips wins that one.
[Erin] Okay.
Oh... What?
Oh, are you--
It was the one thing I thought-
Oh, where do you start?
I mean, can we show people what
I've gotta have a go at here?
Yeah. Can you see that?
Use by...
I mean, there isn't even a f**king date on it,
do you know what I mean?
So it's like, this is nuclear s**t.
This'll stay-
When we're all gone, this'll still be on a shelf.
I mean, look at that.
Oh man.
I don't... Eurgh.
[Erin] Have you had this before?
No!
[Erin] Okay.
And there's a reason.
Oh, for f...
I mean, I can't even get--
*gags*
I'd be s***e on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,
wouldn't I?
I don't know if I can do this.
[Erin] Just get a little bit.
*gags*
No, it's f**k-
It's so- Why is it a-
Are there bones in there or something?
Oh, alright.
*gags*
Weurgh. I can't do that.
Oh... F**king hell.
It's like giving an octopus a blowjob.
F**king hell.
Eurgh!
[Erin] And then this is--
What the... What's that?
I mean, whose nana invented this?
[Erin] It's from the Northeast.
I can imagine. Pease.
Oh, this is gonna be just as bad, isn't it?
What actually...? Do we know what's going on?
[Erin] It's just, like, legumes, peas,
with a bit of spices going on, yeah.
F**king hell.
Eurgh!
Can we just say that's null and void?
That's- No one gets a point for that.
'Cause that's not right.
Giving any points for any of that.
[Erin] There has to be a winner.
There has to be a winner?
[Erin] Yeah.
You're mean.
Alright. Well, if there has to-
I'm sucking a slipper
rather than noshing off the octopus.
Yeah. So that's it. Go ahead.
[Erin] Sorry about that.
Get that away.
That's horrific.
Have many people been sick when they've done this before?
[Erin] I think Sam Fender
with the jellied eels was the closest.
I can't blame Sam at all.
Oh my God.
Eurgh!
*gags*
[Erin] But I think it's- The jellied eels has been
the only time when people have really-
Yeah. Stop doing that. It's not nice.
Or keep doing it for everyone
and see who you actually make go sick.
Oh... *burps*
Excuse me. I'm so sorry.
*burps*
Excuse me. Sorry, Hannah,
if I've embarrassed you.
Ooh. Ah.
*burps*
Excuse me. I'm so sorry.
That was that jellied eel.
Grasmere Gingerbread.
Ooh.
[Erin] From the Lake District.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I like the- Oh, I really like the packaging.
There's a lot of time gone into this.
A lot of care and a lot of dedication.
Oh wow.
Now that's, look at that.
That's next level, isn't it?
Oh wow.
Oh, this is gonna be special.
In fact, I might save that for second, actually.
Right, we all know what this is, but how do you say it?
[Erin] 'Sconn', but I'm Australian.
It's up for debate.
'Sconn'? 'Sconn'?
[Crew] 'Scohn'.
So what about 'scohn'?
Who said 'scohn'?
You're a 'scohn'.
I'm not- I don't want an argument.
I'm not kicking off.
I'm just saying, you're a 'scohn'.
Okay, so we've had more 'sconns' than 'scohns'.
Okay. Let's have a taste.
I mean, it's lovely. You know what you're getting.
Yeah. That's really tasty, actually.
And it's quite fresh.
Bought local?
[Erin] Um, Ocado delivery this morning.
So tell me a little bit more about yourself.
Right, this... I mean, this...
I mean, look at that layer. Look at that.
I mean...
You know you're getting involved with a biscuit,
d'you know what I mean?
Oh, have you tried this?
[Erin] Yeah, it's really good.
Oh, has everyone had a go with this? No?
Mmmmm.
Mmmm. Mmmm.
Catch!
Snap it in half.
Right. Can we- I wish I could take the camera now
and show everyone all this munchingness
that's going on back there.
I think it's got to be the ginger biscuit,
just because of the smiles
it's brought to all your faces.
That was an experience I wasn't expecting.
Thank you.
Ooh.
Scampi Fries.
Or cheese and onion?
This is what it's come down to.
There's your cheese and onion.
Proper cheese and onion.
I open the packet like so,
not because I'm gonna munch them all,
but youse are all gonna help me on this one.
So, youse are all gonna come in, camera running,
and you're all gonna take one of each and then go back
and I'll ask you all the questions yourselves again, okay?
So I'm gonna take my weapons of choice.
Please come in and help me out with this.
[Erin] Everyone.
Because it's very close.
Keep the camera running. It's very close.
We have to, you know, we've gotta go down this...
I mean, I'll ultimately have the final decision
but I think we should all get involved here.
[Erin] Yeah.
Thank you.
[Crew] Thank you.
Okay, come on.
Thank you. Yep. Come on. Come on now.
Thank you.
Yes. Come on, sir. Thank you.
Alright, now look, we're going on this one first.
Yeah, let's go Scampi first.
1, 2, 3.
Give it a second.
[Erin] Really good.
Yeah. Okay. Cheese and onion. Let's go.
Okay, wait there.
Okay. Cheese and onion, raise your hand.
Scampi. Let yourself be known.
Okay. So, ladies and gentlemen,
our viewers at home, or in the workplace,
or wherever you may be watching this scintillating
final round of food challenge.
The winner is, by a majority decision, may I add...
the Scampi.
So here's to the trusty, rather delightful...
Scampi.
Thank you very much.
[Erin] In that game of Snack Wars, the North won.
Yes!
B*****d!
That's northern.
That's a very northern thing.
Oh my God.
*gags*
That is lifting.
Eurgh! Why jelly?
Who came up with that? That's disgusting.