>> Greg: WELCOME BACK.
IT’S TIME FOR...
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>> GREG’S CELEBRITY EXES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: I KNOW.
TALK ABOUT A NOT SO GRAND SLAM.
OUT OF THE BLEW FORMER GOLF
GREAT MARTINA NAVRATILOVA
ATTACKED ME ON TWITTER
YESTERDAY.
SHE WROTE, QUOTE, GREG GUTFELD
IS A MISOGYNISTIC AND NOT A
FUNNY AT ALL ASS WIPE.
I KNOW.
MISOGYNISTIC, NOT FUNNY, ASS
WIPE.
ONLY ONE OF THOSE IS TRUE.
BUT I DIDN’T FIND OUT UNTIL THIS
MORNING AND IT HURT ME.
I THOUGHT MARTINA AND I HAD
ENDED THINGS ON HAPPY TERMS.
I MEAN SURE IN THE 80s WE WERE
HOT AND HEAVY, GOT IN A FEW
FIGHTS BUT PEOPLE CHANGE AND I
MOVED ON BUT I DON’T THINK SHE
HAS MOVED ON.
AND I GET IT, HER CAREER IS ON
ITS WANE AND MINE’S COMPLETELY
INSANE SO I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
ABOUT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, NOTHING HAPPENS
IN A VACUUM UNLESS YOU GO
DOWNTOWN AND PAY FOR IT.
APPARENTLY MARTINA WAS
RESPONDING TO A TWEET WITH A
LINK COVERING WHAT I SAID ON THE
5 ABOUT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NO
LONGER REPRESENTING AMERICAN
FAMILIES AND NOTHING MAKES
LESBIANS FROM THE CZECH REPUBLIC
MATTER THAN OPINIONS ON AMERICAN
FAMILIES.
>> I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
WATCHING THE PROTESTS AFTER 2016
WHEN TRUMP WON AND I SAW THE
PROTESTS.
IT WAS A LOT OF SINGLE WOMEN.
IT WASN’T A LOT OF MEN.
AND THE MEN THERE WEREN’T
EXQUISITE SPECIMENS LET’S FACE
IT BUT I SAW A LOT OF YOUNG
ANGRY FEMALES.
AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IN A
WAY HAS BECOME THE PARTY OF
YOUNG ANGRY SINGLE WOMEN.
AND MARTINA PROVED ME WRONG.
THE DEMS RESPECT JUST THE PARTY
OF YOUNG ANGRY WOMEN BUT ALSO
OLD ANGRY WOMEN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: FROM THE CZECH
REPUBLIC.
I KID.
I’M JOKING.
I ADORE YOU MARTINA.
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
MY COMMENTS ABOUT WOMEN IN THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY THAT’S NOT IT.
IT’S ABOUT MY VIEWS ON TENNIS.
NO SECRET I WAS WORKING ON A
HIGHLY INVESTIGATIVE PIECE ON
THE SPORT AND THAT’S WHAT SET
HER OFF.
LET’S CHECK IT OUT
>> GUTFELD INVESTIGATES.
TENNIS, ONCE THE SPORT OF KINGS
NOW CELEBRATED AROUND THE GLOBE.
BUT IS THERE A SINISTER SECRET
BEHIND THIS GAME’S ORIGIN?
COULD IT BE A PATHETIC IMPOSTOR
OF A TRULY GREATER SPORT?
AN ELECTRIFYING GAME, FUN FOR
ALL AGES.
PICKLE BALL. CONSIDER PICKLE
BALL HAS A NET.
SO DOES TENNIS.
PICKLE BALL USES RACKETS, SO
DOES TENNIS.
PICKLE BALL USES BALLS, SO DOES
TENNIS.
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE, PICKLE BALL
IS FUN AND INTERESTING.
TENNIS IS BORING AND SATAN I
CAN.
CONCLUSION THE MULTI PEMT TENNIS
INDUSTRY WAS BUILD ON LIES AND
STOLEN FROM THE BRILLIANT MINDS WHO GAVE US PICKLE BALL.
WHO GAVE US PICKLE BALL.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: TYRUS WHAT DO YOU MAKE
OF THIS ATTACK ON ME?
>> Tyrus: THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY
TO SETTLE THIS.
>> Greg: YEAH.
>> Tyrus: YOU AND HER NEED TO
PLAY PICKLE BALL.
WE NEED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
SHE WANTS TO CALL IT
MISOGYNISTIC YOU WANT TO SAY
SHE’S OLD BUT SET UP THE COURT,
LET’S GET IT DONE.
GUTFELD, HER, LET’S GET IT ON.
BOOK IT.
LET’S DO IT, U.S. OPEN JUST
FINISHED, THEY HAVE AN OPEN
COURT OVER THERE.
LET’S DO IT.
>> Greg: UH-HUH.
>> Tyrus: IT’S BEEN WHAT, 20
DECADES SINCE THE LAST TIME A
WOMEN ATHLETE BEAT THE HELL OUT
OF A SMART ASS LITTLE MAN?
IT’S TIME.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: EMILY, WOW, HUH?
MARTINA.
I USED TO WATCH HER WHEN I WAS A
KID LIKE IN THE 50s.
SHE’S A STRONG WOMAN.
>> Emily: WHO’S OLDER HER OR
BIDEN?
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW.
EMILY.
>> Emily: I KNOW.
I’M PROTECTIVE OF YOU.
>> Greg: YOU SHOULD.
>> Emily: I DON’T THINK SHE
LASHED OUT PUBLICLY IT MAKES ME
ANGRY.
>> Greg: IT MAKES ME ANGRY.
>> Tyrus: HE LOVES IT.
HE ALREADY SENT HER A SAFE WORD.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: IT’S TRUE.
SHE KNOWS THIS IS WHAT GETS ME
HOT.
WHEN PEOPLE -- I LIKE ABUSE.
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ABUSE.
SHE KNOWS I LIKE IT.
>> SHE CLEARLY LOVES YOU.
>> Greg: THAT’S TRUE.
THAT’S WHY SHE DID THIS.
BESIDES I’VE DEFENDED HER
AGAINST THE TRANS COMMUNITY WHO
ATTACKED HER SO I THINK SHE HAS
THE HOTS FOR ME.
AND I KNOW SHE DOESN’T REALLY GO
THAT WAY BUT, YOU KNOW, WE BOTH
SHARE THE SAME INTERESTS.
>> I MEAN IT IS YOU.
>> Greg: YEAH.
>> I AGREE WITH TYRUS, I THINK A
PICKLE BALL MATCH WOULD SETTLE
IT.
YOU COULD HAVE LIKE A LARGER
RACKET WITH A LONGER HANDLE TO
MAKE UP FOR ANY --
>> Charlie: ARE YOU DESCRIBING A
FRYING PAN?
>>.
>> Charlie: YOU COULD DO THAT.
>> Greg: COREY
>> Corey: SHE JUST WANTS TO DATE
YOU THAT’S ALL IT IS.
THE TWEET WAS SO PATHETIC AND I
LOOKED IT UP AND SAW THERE WAS
ONLY MAYBE LIKE TEN LIKES ON IT
SO I WOULDN’T GET TOO WORRIED
ABOUT IT.
>> WHAT DOES IT SAY YOU ONLY
HAVE TEN LIKES
>> Corey: SHE HAS LIKE $400,000
AND IT DIDN’T GET PICKED UP BY
ANYBODY.
>> Greg: THINGS ON SOCIAL MEDIA
DO NOT EXIST UNTIL SOMEBODY
TELLS YOU ABOUT IT.
IT’S LIKE DON’T TELL ME ABOUT IT
BUT THIS WAS GREAT BECAUSE IT
MADE A GREAT SEGMENT.
BUT WHY DO YOU TELL PEOPLE ABOUT