Hello everyone, this is Klaus.
Pelosi visited Taiwan, and Little Pinks lost it.
Many Pinkies can only take it out on themselves.
Some Pinkies with guts took to the streets to protest,
and were arrested for “picking quarrels and provoking trouble”.
Some planned to wreak havoc using spray paint at the US Consulate,
but were arrested as soon as they got there
and taken to the police station for questioning.
I guess the Chinese government was afraid that public opinion would get out of hand,
affecting the US-China relationship.
Once again, the Pinkies were devastated.
They’d been cursing the US all their life, but now their own government has slapped them in the face.
The root cause of Pinkies' mental breakdown
is that they’re eunuchs with an emperor’s heart.
Little Pinks are always yelling,
“We will crush Japan! We will sanction the US!
We have nuclear bombs. We have 1.4 billion people. We are not afraid!”
as if the whole country is under their command.
In the end, what happened?
Three seconds after their aunt Pelosi's plane landed in Taiwan,
their 70-year-old torment was ended.
Little Pinks suddenly realized that they were nothing,
and that they simply had no control over the state apparatus.
They used to live in a dream, thinking they were big,
thinking they could "mount" the world.
Suddenly their pants fell off, and they woke from that dream,
only to realize that they were eunuchs unable to “mount” anything.
It was such a terrible blow. They couldn't take it.
I think China was acting tough early on, supported by raging public opinion,
to scare off Pelosi.
China thought as long as Pelosi didn’t visit Taiwan, everything would be fine,
and never thought that Pelosi would actually make the trip.
Now China can only try to regain the public’s faith.
A propaganda campaign has been launched in full force.
Firstly, an army of Internet trolls has been mobilized to spread messages of trust in China,
as well as the so-called “let the bullets fly for a while” sentiment,
“Our nation needs some time”, etc., to continue to fool the people.
Then, they tried to belittle Pelosi in every way,
calling her “old witch” or “old hag”, etc., launching personal attacks,
downplaying the significance of Pelosi's visit to Taiwan.
Then they spread the message that China had won again.
It is said that China has achieved victory in several ways.
1. The easiest way: by not launching attacks, China didn’t fall for the trap laid by the US.
2. Hu Xijin’s way: the US only appears to win, but China wins for real.
3. Communist Fudan professor’s way: "The strait median line is no more.”
4. Zhang Xiaolei, a media figure, sees victory in military normalization.
In addition, there are various theories that support the Chinese government.
For example, “China is playing a big chess game behind the scenes.
The public misunderstood the government from the very beginning.
China never intended any military action against Pelosi.
Instead, they planned to take action after Pelosi leaves Taiwan.”
Are the state media, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, East China Deployment, etc., all civilian organizations then?
The “heartwarming hidden reason” theory:
China respects life and loves peace. Normal people don't want a war.
Well, it seems that quite many Chinese are not normal.
I guess before Pelosi landed they were all militants,
and once Pelosi landed, they all became peace lovers.
The “luring the enemy deeper into the trap” theory:
China previously issued serious warnings to try to goad her into visiting Taiwan.
Well, Pelosi would’ve had to be a glutton for punishment.
These people have a wild imagination.
They might subconsciously be masochists. Maybe they should give it a try.
At last, the Chinese government continues to launch military drills around Taiwan.
Foreign Affairs spokesperson Hua commented, “Pelosi spent taxpayers' money traveling on a military plane for her political theater.”
But a missile costs hundreds of millions of dollars.
Aren’t China's military drills basically spending people’s money
on a large fireworks show for the Taiwanese for free?
The military drill is said to “have achieved the desired effect”.
Whatever the desired effect is, that news story alone is enough to send Pinkies into a frenzy.
Quality slaves don’t fall easily.
With all these propaganda campaigns,
previously devastated Little Pinks immediately recovered.
These days, they're “living on the news of military drills”.
It seems that if China had not taken further military action,
Little Pinks would’ve gone on a hunger strike.
Yesterday, this guy was so angry that he couldn't sleep.
Today, he is too excited to sleep.
“Our country’s strategy is so clever.
I was at first so angry that I cried.
It’s good that the government didn’t follow public opinion.
If that old woman's plane had been shot down,
no good result would have been achieved.
The Chinese would’ve been called terrorists.
That would be unbecoming of a great nation like China.
Now everything is good: the median line is completely gone.
Now we have direct access to the Pacific Ocean.”
Such nonsense has received tens of thousands of likes.
Every word is a slap in his own face.
You mentioned “public opinion”.
Did you know that your awesome motherland was manipulating public opinion?
You said “shooting down a plane” was “terrorism”. Wasn’t that your idea in the beginning?
Are you calling yourself a terrorist?
If China could access the Pacific Ocean, it would’ve done so long ago.
Pinkies are mental hospital escapees, aren’t they?
“I don't know why some people thought China wanted to shoot down Pelosi.
Pelosi simply presented a perfect reason for China to lock down Taiwan.”
This is from the same person who called for shooting down Pelosi earlier.
Now he is a rational analyst.
Do you need a reason to lock down Taiwan?
China has threatened to take over Taiwan for decades, “Kill everyone on the island.”
Now you need a reason to lock down Taiwan?
You suddenly went from a terrorist to a shengmubiao. Very fast indeed!
In addition, Pinkies have also recovered their big imagination.
“If China can’t fight Pelosi, then China can first weed out traitors.”
Wherever you go, political struggle never stops, does it?
Pinkies listed and scorned celebrities who haven’t voiced their support for China.
This is the new version of “We can’t destroy foreigners, but we can destroy you.”
The most fundamental problem in China is still the problem of its people.
Pelosi's visit to Taiwan has indeed dealt a terrible blow to a lot of Chinese patriots.
But what does that amount to?
Since the Opium War, the Qing Dynasty had been ceding land, paying reparations, losing power and humiliating the country.
But its dying breath still lasted for over 50 years.
Where is China’s future? Our generation needs to think about that.
Okay, time to hear your comments.
In our last episode, we enjoyed watching Pinkies’ meltdowns.
Netizen Alone Chain said,
“An 82-year-old woman spent a night in a strange and controversial place.
But a man who could carry 100kg of wheat on one shoulder
dares not stay even one night in the city under his control. What a shame!”
Netizen Felix Han said,
“Before she came, they said, ‘Does she dare to come?’
After she took off, they said, ‘Does she dare to land!’
After she landed, they said, ‘Can she leave?’
After she left, they said, ‘Does she dare to come again?’”
-Who the hell are you? -Don’t touch me.
Don’t you dare! Don’t you dare!
I’m warning you. Don’t you dare!
I’m seriously warning you.
Don’t you dare!
This is your final warning!
Fine. I’ll leave.
Netizen Yu Jie Wu said,
“Little Pinks helped make the red carpet for a heartwarming reason.”
Netizen Huang said,
“Let's wait and see. Let the bullets fly for a while. In 30 years,
Pelosi will have surely died,
which will be the glory of our country.
Our great party will have finally shot her down for good,
and maintained its glory in front of 1.4 billion Chinese people.”
In 30 years, there may not even be a China anymore.
Well, that's it for this video.
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