2022 the year that Kanye West brought Hitler back
I'm bringing Hitler back!
Oh shit Kanye West man we need to pray for that guy man.
Kanye was saying things that made Alex Jones be like:
"Oh man well I have to disagree with that."
When the king of conspiracy theorists think you're going
a bit too far there's a problem.
Did you see that Netanyahu thing?
Netiiiiiiiin.
Oh man.
What you want Netin? Hey Ye right after this I'm gonna say
you're crazy I'm gonna take your family away from you.
I am fully convinced that the world is turning into an episode of South Park.
Miss Lopez come on out here. Hello!!!!!
Oh Jesus Christ.
My name is Jennifer Lopez I eat Tacos y Burritos.
Kanye West is Cartman.
De Musen De Juden Des Roton!
Some breaking news in the case against disgraced crypto founder
Sam Bateman-Fried was just released on $250 million Bond.
He was accused of stealing billions of dollars
from his customers and investors.
Netflix documentary makers are licking their lips right now.
People are out of pocket people are angry,
but at least Sam Bateman-Fried gave $40 million to Joe Biden.
And he promised to give loads of money to good causes:
He will probably give away more than $10 billion.
He ticked the woke box guys!
Funding everything you can think of global warming,
Yay!!
Covid 19 preparedness.
Yay!!
Neglected tropical diseases.
Yay!!
And of course Animal Welfare,
Animals deserve to live just like we do it's also why I'm vegan.
Oh he makes my pronouns tingle.
In other news Ghislaine Maxwell got 20 years.
The woman who once held court with a prince and a president
barely flinched as the sentence was passed.
All the people that she pimped out young girls to are free
and even though she has like a list of them we don't know who they are....
can someone explained that to me again?
Will Smith slap fire of Chris Rock.
That was the Philly coming out in Will finally
to be fair Chris Rock have been roasting the man's wife for a while.
Keep my wife's name out ya f**king mouth!!
Will is a big guy Smith played Muhammad Ali,
Chris Rock played Pookie the crackhead,
basically crackhead was slapped by Muhammad Ali.
Scottie help me I'm gonna die!!
2022 was the year that Boris Johnson resigned over what a birthday party the amount of gangster stuff
that Boris did loot the country of millions used nepotism to give people that are not qualified the
job but house party should be taken very seriously and there's nothing we hate more than badly
planche in degree and to be replaced by someone that actually made him look competent that is
For The Memories now she's been replaced by an actual oligarch proud moment for diversity I'll
tell you that we didn't even put him in it's the second prime minister to come in despite not being
elected by anyone it's a big win for democracy I'll tell you that much we've got a party where
people just pass on rulership to whoever they like despite being hated by the people they pretty
much hand over contracts to their friends they steal money from the country they're privatizing
everything and the opposition party doesn't look that much different from them at this point in
time he is the most welcome I've ever felt as a Nigerian in this country home secretary swalla
bravaman had a dream not as interesting of course as the other guy I have a dream her dream was to
have a plane taking off to Rwanda that's my dream refugees sent to Rwanda by plane she's trying to
be like pretty Patel 2.0 but the difference is you look how pretty and you know she meant that stuff
2022 another big moment was that the queen died we had to pay for that didn't we some of those
jewels probably could subsidize our gas bills that would have been a very very nice Parting Gift not
that I'm criticizing the queen or heaven forbid two people pushed through the queue to become
the scapegoats of British anchor oh God Save the King Charlie Boy pick up the same Charlie who to
put it lightly [ __ ] over Princess Diana who everybody loved so he became hated but now he's
King everyone has to act like they like him and I look back and I think if Princess Diana had
survived she probably would have had a Muslim baby which makes things very interesting but anyway
in another alternate universe that's probably happening right now you know the Multiverse here's
more food for thought if president was around what do you think she'd think about the Harry
and Megan situation because a lot of the people who love Princess Diana now hate Prince Harry
what side of the fence do you think Prince Stan will be sitting on considering her experiences
with royal family this particular phase in my life is the most dangerous someone the name blacked out
is planning an accident in my car and I thought comedy critics were harsh do you remember the good
old days back in the day when game shows you could win a car or a speedboat that you'd never [ __ ]
because you lived at the 35th floor somewhere in pack up now you're hoping Phil and Holly
can help you pay for one month worth of gas and electric we'll pay your energy bills for four
months if it stops on that nice uh you're a bit worried about it all um major yeah oh yeah I've
got one of these prepayment meters and it's absolutely murder oh God right well let's hope
it lands on one of those round around it goes where it stops nobody knows it is going to be
[Music] it's your energy bill [Music] um oh well how the mighty have fallen 2022 is also
the year of all the crybaby privileged people thinking they're canceled Kanye cries about
being canceled I mean he's been taken off a lot of social media fair enough but the reason is
we take it off is because he is hitting out I suppose the Jews in his life that have held him
back all I'm trying to say is I need those Jews in my life because if they held you back and you
became a billionaire my brother that's the kind of holding back me I need juice where are you
juice then you've got like Elon Musk who's crying about being canceled while owning
the most influential social media in the world and being the richest guy in the world hi I am
ready
oh oh my bad huh my brother hey my bad these people cannot be canceled you want to know who
has been canceled click on the news and you see like a little Palestinian kid who's no longer
around there's too much first world problems I think 2022 is the year of first world problems
but I think now that we're starting to have third world problems where we can't heat our houses and
we can't keep our lights on maybe this will put things into perspective people have too
much energy for the wrong things 2022 the World Cup of the underdog we saw Saudi Arabia beat
Argentina Japan beat Spain and Germany Tunisia beat France Brazil got knocked out by Croatia
man is somebody a bit too soon and Morocco beat Belgium Spain Portugal basically bodying
all the colonizers Ronaldo caught the loser disease from Pierce Morgan thank you very much
and Messi can finally say that he's better than Ronaldo can we also address the English football
team we're gonna wear rainbow bands to play a game against Iran but were threatened with yellow cards
a yellow card I don't know a yellow not even a red one a yellow card so they didn't do it the
Iranian football team did not sing the national anthem they were threatened with prison and they
still carried on with what they did now that is the difference between activism and riding away
for clout 1968 Olympics in Mexico City Tommy Smith and John Carlos raised their fists to
talk about the Discrimination that black people faced in America the reaction was Swift Smith
and Carlos were suspended from the national team and immediately sent home they were vilified at
one point homeless and unemployed although I had 11 more records I was watching Cars just to feed
my son I couldn't find a job because it viewed me as a radical person who was dangerous but hey
harry came he's a real hero cause he where the rainbow flag on his jersey but he did wear a 500
000 pound rainbow Rolex talk about sticking it to the man while we're complaining about how corrupt
Qatar is we're selling billions of pounds worth of weapons to Qatar also Phil foden Jack greedish
and Kyle Walker what team do you guys play for again man city which is basically owned by the
UAE people who are equally homophobic are paying your wages Kieran trippier Callum Wilson and Nick
Pope you all play for Newcastle United which is owned by Saudi Arabia now if you think Qatari
is about it oh boy you don't want to be gay in Saudi Arabia I'll tell you that much Larry boy
in Islam we have a saying if you want to judge a nation look at the condition of the women in
that Nation a woman in Iran masalamini was taken into custody by Iran's immoral police
after being in custody she died and this sparked protests towards Iran around the world now if the
women in a country are taking to the streets and facing down guns and armed men because they feel
they're being oppressed there is a problem Rover Sweden was overturned in the states Texas Taliban
the Bible Belt Bible Bashers were so happy boot scooting boogie that's right you can't kill them
they're babies but we can still kill naggers well I wrote this song for the Christian Youth I want
to teach kids the Christian truth if you want to reach those kids on the street then you gotta do
a rap to a hip-hop beat so I gave my sermon an urban kick my Rhymes are flying my Beats
are sick my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger that's cause Jesus Christ is my [ __ ]
rappers have the shortest lifespans of any other type of entertainment there is and that's just
wild takeoff and PMB Rock both died this year I think it's sad that it's becoming a norm I think
the time we have a conversation about the culture we need to stop allowing people to profit off of
black murder you listen to spotify's bespoke rap catalog right now the top rap tracks available
it is an encyclopedia of the encouragement of black murder these rappers are here talking
about basically the genocide of their own kind then Brands designer Brands sporting brands are
giving these guys endorsements while they talk about killing people and yet you want to drop
Kanye for hate speech yes by all means cancel Kanye but what about all these other guys that
are talking about shooting someone killing someone robbing someone murdering someone in their family
there needs to be a discussion because it's becoming too much Russia has invaded Ukraine
who would have thought building a NATO so airspace next to Russia is not a good idea I mean Ukraine
has been putting up a marvelous fight Russia basically overplayed their hand and they're
stuck in a long drawn-out War but I mean it's not like they've ever done this before Afghanistan and
yeah we're pretty much on the brink of world war three if anyone makes the wrong move and I don't
know about you but it's kind of scary when war is in your own back Garden I hope that this is
resolved peacefully eventually but I want people living in England and people living around Europe
that are being affected just indirectly by this to understand this is how the rest of the world feels
when you guys go around invading and starting Wars and selling weapons to people war is not
something anybody should wish on anyone this cost of living all this stuff think about how
our actions in Iraq affected their neighbors and still affecting them now think about our actions
in Afghanistan think about our actions and how they've affected the people of Yemen what we are
feeling right now is nothing compared to what the actions of our politicians have caused globally
from Africa Asia the Middle East onwards hopes for 2023 I hope that we don't all die in like a
nuclear fallout cause of this inter-tribal Warfare we're seeing in Europe I hope that
there's finally some sort of resolution some sort of end to this end of living crisis because a lot
of people are going to lose their lives it's cold it's freezing people are poor and to you
the viewers I hope that you achieve whatever your dreams are and I hope that you guys are
all safe and I hope we all make it through these tough times that are ahead of us oh
yeah one more thing I really really really hope that the Prime Minister gets deported
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