hey, I know you broke up with me just the other day
and I want to let you know that I’m doing ok
although I may have gone online and let instinct take the lead
and I succumbed to temptation and checked your twitter feed
See I think of you fifty times a day at best
and it’s hard not to send you a friend request
I burned all your letters I burned them to a cinder
but then my iPhone told me we had matched on Tinder
Disconnection is the only thing that works
For broken hearts and social networks
and you may be thinking "James why all this fuss?"
"Nobody uses Google Plus"
But that's not the point because
Chorus [I don't know why I said chorus here. I think I should have just played the chorus]
How can I forget you when you’re prolific on Facebook?
And on your Instagram pictures, you look happy all the time.
It’s time to move on; it’s time to draw the line but
How can I forget you without going offline?
[With a chorus that strong you've pretty much forgotten about the squeaking sustain pedal right?]
So I’ve blocked you on Facebook and I don’t want to sound bitter
but I’m not going to WhatsApp you and I’ve muted you on Twitter.
we’re unlinked on LinkedIn so that’s the end of that
And I’m trying to forget all our Snapchats
It’s not easy to stop waiting for your call
But it's harder to stop looking at your Facebook wall.
And I just when I think I’m close to the end
I play "Love" for 50 points on our game of Words with Friends
Which leads me to the conclusion that
Chor-
-rus
How can I forget you when you’re prolific on Facebook?
and on your Instagram pictures
you look happy all the time
it’s time to move on; it’s time to draw the line but
how can I forget you without
going
off-
-line?
I need to stop saying "chorus" before I sing the chorus
I've got broadband and heartache
So I click on your profile I mean almost by mistake
And I see
All those lovely family pictures of that trip you took with your brother
All those lovely family pictures. Gosh, you seem quite close to your brother
All those lovely family pictures of you trekking through the wild.
All those lovely family pictures ... hang on aren’t you an only child?
So who's that guy?
Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......
Panic strikes and I’ll be blunt
I click on his profile hoping he’s a proper
But "David" volunteered on his gap year
David feeds the homeless in his sparetime
And it seems it’s worse than I had feared
He’s a human rights lawyer and he can grow a beard.
I can't grow well I could I probably I could if I wanted to
If I really tried.
I dunno.
At least he doesn’t piano
S**t it looks like he can play piano
And people "lol" a lot at his comments.
People say he's funny in the comments.
People says his comments are funny
ok that is actually quite funny.
No! No!
David is so great, bet it wasn't hard to woo her
In fact, to be honest, I quite like him too her
[That was not the way the lyrics were meant to go]
CHORUS
How can I forget you when you’re prolific on Facebook?
and on your Instagram pictures,
you look happy all the time
It’s time to move on,
it’s time to draw the line but
How can I forget you without going offline?
Singing how can I forget you without going offline?
Hashtag
Love
So I'm
I'm pretty much totally over it.