Does this to humans as well.
That's why genitals, I don't care if you're black or
white are a third the size they were of the 1960s male.
So the media makes jokes about that a few months ago and I gave the example of,
if your daddy's Johnson was a foot long years of six inches long.
And if yours was six inches, your son will be three inches and
the one who won't even have a penis.
So we can make jokes about that all day long but, This isn't a game.
And you can say, okay, well who cares?
Well, were sterilized.
>> I don't even know where to start, I guess.
Look, that's tragic, honestly.
If you had fond memories of your daddy's foot long penis and
you're looking down thinking I got nothing, I got nothing.
And you look at your kid, that pathetic kid, he's not gonna bring,
it doesn't matter how puberty, whatever he's got nothing, nothing.
That's Alex Jones.
>> He's just telling on himself.
Like do you telling on himself not only that he's got a small Johnson but
that he looks at his dad's and maybe his son's a lot.
>> My God.
>> Or maybe, look, look, I understand many people gonna go there and
think that it's personal, doesn't have to be.
Maybe he remembers seeing a bunch of bigger penises decades ago.
And now when I go around looking randomly in bathrooms like a creep,
I'm not impressed by what I see maybe.
Now look, I have this need deep inside of me, the same way he has a need to perv on
people's penises whenever he has a chance, I have a need to be as fair as possible.
And so it is not that there is nothing to this, but before we ruin this
segment by diving into the facts, please feel free to weigh in and have fun.
>> Yes, so first of all, what I got on this story was a war on math.
He's like, it's a third of the size, 12 inches and now six inches, six inches.
>> [LAUGH] >> All right and then I didn't even think
about how he was looking at his dad, that I don't even wanna think about that.
Okay, so that's an interesting point.
But there's no question he's been looking at his going, what happened?
What happened?
It was the democrats, okay, [LAUGH] if you say so brother, if you say so.
And if it's true, I mean, thanks God.
Otherwise, I mean, I don't know [LAUGH].
>> This s his what moment.
Like, you know how Shapiro told on himself when he was like,
that is a medical condition if you have a lap and my wife never, ever,
ever in a million years has ever had away.
And then Alex Jones being like, it's too small, you're like,
can they stop telling on themselves, do they know what they're doing?
>> Yeah, and just because time is passing and things are changing,
doesn't mean that it's societal.
Everyone around the world, as I've aged has gotten heavier and
their knees aren't as good and they don't feel like going out as late at night.
Maybe it's just about you.
Honestly these conservatives, the answer to all of their problems is therapy, but
they will go to these great lengths to avoid having to do it.
Now that said, it is not impossible that things could be
affecting male organ size or virility or fertility.
And so I have been looking into a lot of this different stuff.
I made the mistake of initially and looking for supplementary information.
I googled Alex Jones' penis, bad idea shouldn't have done that.
I did however, find an interesting montage of all of the times that
he defended the size of Donald Trump's penis.
It's come up from time to time, the topic not the penis.
So anyway, here are the things that I was able to find.
So first of all, the easiest answer to this is age, erections naturally
get smaller and less firm as a person ages according to urologists.
One said, the penis can lose about a centimeter of length from your rock solid
30s to when you're about to retire at 60s.
The difference honestly is mind you, many men may not even notice it.
An equally simple explanation is increased body weight can provide
the illusion of a smaller penis.
So that's something to look into.
Now that said, his answer is they're putting something in the water that
is simultaneously making the frogs gay and shrinking your Johnson.
That's what they're doing.
They are doing that.
I don't know who, he's not specific.
And honestly, I'm afraid to ask because I'm worried in the end,
he'll say it's Jewish people or something like that.
But anyway, that is not to say that there aren't things being put into the water
that are having these effects.
It's just not necessarily the Roths childs that are doing it.
So Dr. Shanna Swan has been talking about this for some time.
Talking about chemicals like phthalates, which can over time lower testosterone
levels and potentially have an effect on the development of genitals.
So, phthalates can be found in things like toys, detergents, nail polish,
soaps and more.
But the very important thing about those is, they're not being added to all of
these products by the government to purposefully shrink your junk.
They're being added by corporations that are not being properly regulated.
And they will continue to add these things to these products until the government
steps in and stops them.
And so Alex Jones, who has worked himself into a literal frothing rage over this,
is getting all of his followers to hate the government over this topic when
the government is the only thing that can potentially save them.
Because honestly, this is beyond even personal consumer choice at this point.
You cannot escape all of these chemicals, the phthalates and the BPS and all that.
It's in the water, it's in everything at this point.
>> [CROSSTALK] Well you can, you can buy Alex Jones' juice.
This juice will help you grow much longer and better than your daddy.
Like it's all to sell his supplements.
>> [LAUGH] >> That will be a better name for that.
That's just gotta be.
>> [LAUGH] >> Anyway, by the way, can we jump for
a second to the last graphic I have?
Because that was actually one of my explanations before I
was talking about this.
It's his super male vitality, now 50 to 45.
>> [LAUGH] >> So for $52 and that's a deal,
it's a little bit cheaper.
>> You can- >> It's a deal.
>> I don't know if you ingest that or if you lotion with it, I don't know, but
it will make you even stronger.
>> Where do you put the tincture?
>> I don't want to know. Okay, so I mean look,
the bottom line is I wann get to the nuance in a second because I think you
have to know the actual effects.
But basically Alex Jones is saying here,
the democrats shrunk my penis.
By the way, and the only way that you could fix it, mine or yours,
is buying this product of mine.
That gives you male vitality for $52.
Okay, it's the most obvious snake oil that you've ever seen in your life except
unless you're a right winger.
If the reports are from court documents that he did $165 million in sales in
three years from that snake oil stuff, not just that potion, but
with all the junk that he's selling on us.
And that's part of the whole point of his shows to scare the bejesus out of people,
honestly, the most ignorant people in the country and
get them to buy things that don't make any sense at all.
Cuz they're worried that their junk is too small.
But if they take Alex Jones' stuff it's gonna grow like,
you said like their daddies, Jesus.
>> [LAUGH] >> So weird.
>> Okay, so now to onto the nuance.
Look guys, as John pointed out,
there are real toxins that are going into the environment, the water, the air etc.
And they're all being put out by corporations in order to sell things,
there's just a great variety of them and we've reported on them.
But so how do you know what's right and what's wrong?
Well, a lot of people do studies, right?
The actual scientists.
And they literally measure things including testosterone, yes and
including size and all of those things.
And then sometimes they'll put together a collection of studies called a meta study
and where it is filled to the room with facts.
And so sometimes those studies will say, hey the testosterone level has dropped,
it's dropped by 25 or 35%, instead,
they'll have a real number attached to it, right?
And then they'll show you the toxins that are the most likely cause.
But since the science, they're not positive because you need to study it more
and more and more until you have overwhelming evidence.
Cuz that's how science works, it doesn't work with going,
my daddy used to have a bigger junk, What the hell is going on?
Right?
So no, they actually measure these things and
then they tell you the most likely causes.
And the number one possibility is deregulation of corporations.
Cuz in the past, the government was supposed to protect you.
That's the core job of the government.
Whether it's the cops, it's the Fire Department, it's the military or
regulation of corporations, hey, don't put weird
chemicals in the water cuz it could affect the testosterone that men are getting.
That's a reasonable way to look at this.
And by the way, just so you're clear,
there are no studies that say that the penis,
the male penis has shrunk by either a third or half in a generation, none.
None say that, cuz that's cuckoo for cocoa puffs, totally made up by Alex Jones.
>> And then there's no correlation also to levels of testosterone,
like sperm efficacy or like whatever, like your ability to reproduce and penis size.
That is the same BS toxic masculinity that Tucker and
Alex Jones peddle in all the time and
it has no bearing and scientific fact whatsoever.
And so yeah, should there be fewer PCBs in terms of like if you're drinking
bottled water all the time, yeah.
And that's huge but we gotta regulate the plastics industry.
But of course we can't do that if the government is always the enemy and
if the government secretly has a plan.
It's like actually there's no plan for corporate corruption,
just kind of their, omnipresent.
>> Yeah, that's the true invisible hand.
And yeah, he will identify this problem, he'll get it totally wrong in every way,
but he'll be on to something.
And then he will support politicians that will stop
literally any of the regulations that might actually help you.
And that's here in the United States.
He will also stop any international coordination that would stop it
international cuz this is a problem beyond just our borders.
I do wanna really fast thank him though because just in bringing this up and
talking a bit about the phthalates,
which we have talked about before in the network and on TDR.
It is a reminder that we have this very difficult position where the environment
is one of many things that we need to make sure that we cover,
make sure that we focus on.
And honestly over the past few years because of how
high the stakes are in the climate crisis specifically even I,
a person who tries to do a lot of environmental coverage,
that has had a very disproportionate amount of my talk about the environment.
And it is obviously very significant for our species, for our world, but
it isn't the only thing.
Look Francesca, you mentioned air pollution, new studies showed
nine million deaths a year we're up to now just from regular old air pollution.
That's not a carbon specific thing, that's just pollution, the phthalates and
the BPA and all of this.
These are all environmental concerns that are not specifically about climate change.
All of this at the end of the day is a reminder that we need to be centering and
focusing on protecting the environment.
And unfortunately while Alex Jones brought up the topic,
he is not gonna be an ally in that.
Not in any way.
>> Hey John you'd get more clicks if you made it about your junk.
I'm just gonna be- >> From now on I will.
>> You made it by a junk.
Yeah, last couple things, I gotta build off of what you guys said.
So John, I know why he's not telling you the real reason,
which is deregulation of corporations, cuz it's a false flag operation.
Or in this case a false flag pole operation.
>> [LAUGH] >> And the reason is,
if you think about it right, Alex Jones makes money from things
that you think will increase your junk, right?
So if the corporations are putting toxins in, that affect your testosterone and
other things, he would want that to keep happening, so you'll buy his junk, right?
>> Yes, thats how you sell junk.
>> Yes, apparently there isn't much to buy their, so [LAUGH] I've met his products.
>> [LAUGH] >> And by the way, Joe Rogan,
you're telling your audience, he just said it the other day, like three days ago or
something, he's like, no, no Alex Jones is right about a lot of things,
I mean, you gotta give the guy a lot of credit.
I don't know what's going on with Joe and his situation, okay.
But you cannot endorse an obvious lunatic,
unless you want people to think you're a lunatic.
Okay now, ironically though I'll say, I've also learned from Alex Jones based on what
you guys were just saying, Francesca said it.
So from now on, you know how we sell too strong coffee, too strong coffee,
it'll make you too strong.
>> [LAUGH] >> We can [CROSSTALK] imagine
if we said stuff like.
That would be so out of character and I like what, no, you guys do the truth.
But for Alex Jones audience is still like, yeah, I bet it does.