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>> DO YOU STILL BELIEVE THAT WE
ARE 81 MILLION VOTES FOR THE MAN
WHO READS?"
[LAUGHS]
DURING A SPEECH ON TUESDAY THE
KING OF NAPS LEARNED THAT
THERE’S SOME STUFF IN THE
PROMPTER THAT YOU’RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO READ.
LIKE THE INSTRUCTIONS.
>> YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE CEO OF
WALMART YESTERDAY ON THE STEPS
WE HAVE TAKEN HE SAID AND I
QUOTE, THE COMBINATION OF
PRIVATE ENTERPRISE GOVERNMENT
WORKING TOGETHER HAS BEEN REALLY
SUCCESSFUL.
BECAUSE OF THE ACTIONS WE’VE
TAKEN THINGS BEGAN TO CHANGE.
END OF QUOTE.
[LAUGHS]
>> ABS OF THE BEST OF US.
AT THE TIME I THOUGHT
TELEPROMPTER WAS TRYING TO TELL
ME.
LAUGH YOU THINK SHE’S OFF FOR
THANKSGIVING.
BIDEN WAS SPARED EMBARRASSMENT
BECAUSE HE DIDN’T SEEM TO
REALIZE IT.
EVEN HE DOESN’T LISTEN TO
HIMSELF ANYMORE.
AT LEAST BIDEN IS STILL IN GOOD
TERMS WITH VICE PRESIDENT
HARRIS.
IT’S NICE THAT HE HAS A FRIEND
ALONG IS ALSO UNPOPULAR.
THE APPEARED TOGETHER ON A D.C.
SOUP KITCHEN WHICH DOING GREAT
BUSINESS DOING HIS PRESIDENCY.
SHOULD A REAL FONDNESS FOR EACH
OTHER AND HE DEFINITELY DIDN’T
APPEAR TO IGNORE HER THE WHOLE
TIME.
I KID THEY SEEM ABOUT AS CLOSE
TO SIBERIA AND TEXAS.
MAYBE HE WAS DISTRACTED BY ALL
THE SOUP, THE JULIUS BOOTED HIS
DOCTOR LETS THEM HAVE.
FINALLY AFTER THE
50 MILLION BARRELS OR STRATEGIC
RESERVE.
SOME OF IT DEPLETED TO HELP WITH
NANCY PELOSI’S FACE.
JOE SAYS THAT WE SHOULD REST
EASY.
>> ALL OF THESE CONCERNS A FEW
WEEKS AGO THERE WILL NOT BE
AMPLE FOOD AVAILABLE FOR THINGS
GIVING.
SOME PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THAT.
UNDERSTANDABLY.
THE FAMILIES CAN REST EASY,
GROCERY STORES ARE WELL STOCKED
WITH TURKEY AND EVERYTHING ELSE
YOU NEED FOR THANKSGIVING.
THE MAJOR RETAILERS I MENTION
HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THEIR
SHELVES WILL BE WELL-STOCKED AND
STORES THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.
>> REST EASY EVERYTHING IS GONNA
BE FUN GOING TO THE GUY WAS IN
BED BY 6:00 P.M.
ENJOY THE TURKEY IF YOU GET IT
IT’S ONLY 25% MORE EXPENSIVE
THIS YEAR.
RIGHT JOE?
>> EVERYBODY’S GONNA TAKE IT
EASY OKAY? TAKE IT EASY.
TAKE IT EASY.
[LAUGHS]
IS THANKSGIVING.
YOU KNOW WHENEVER TURKEY?
HAVE SOME TURKEY SENIOR EASY
CHAIR AND YOU JUST THINK ABOUT
NOTHING NO PROBLEMS.
NOTHING ON YOUR MIND WHAT IT ARE
ONE RUN PRESIDENT?
[LAUGHS]
PUMPKIN PIE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> THAT WAS GREAT.
BEFORE YOU DO THESE VIDEOS DO
TRY TO STAY SAFE AS LATE AS
POSSIBLE SO EXHAUSTED?
>> I HAD A FIELD FULL MEAL SO I
WAS GETTING INTO CHARACTER.
IS IT A CONCERN OF MINE AND I DO
GET TIRED.
TO BE HONEST I MADE A MISTAKE
WITH THE TELEPROMPTER WHEN I WAS
FIRST TO YOUR GUESS.
THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
I DO KNOW WAS DIRECTION.
SOME ELSE GO TO THE VIDEO, STOP
TALKING.
TO THE WONDER THAT YOU SAY THAT?
SPEAK OFTEN OF MYSELF, I’M NOT A
POLITICS FOR 50 YEARS AND LEADER
OF THE FREE WORLD.
>> HE’S BEEN DOING TELEPROMPTERS
TELEPROMPTERS.
HE HAS BEEN PRACTICED AT THIS
AND HE IS GETTING WORSE.
>> WERE NOT EVEN THROUGH THE
FIRST YEAR.
HE IS DEGRADING RATHER QUICKLY.
WHAT IS HE TO BE LIKE IN THE
NEXT 3 YEARS?
>> HE WILL BE AROUND SINCE
KAMALA HARRIS HAS BEEN A
SIDELINE SHE’S GOT NO SHOT.
THERE REALLY AREN’T GONNA RUN
HER IN 3 YEARS.
GO FOR BROKE.
SHE IS GOING TO GET COLD
SHOULDER WORK IN THE SOUP LINE,
SHE SHOULD STAND BEHIND HIM AT
EVERY OPPORTUNITY JUST MAKE HAND
GESTURES.
[LAUGHS]
OUR RELEASE SCARE THE [BLEEP]
OUT OF PEOPLE TO START SAYING
BOOM, BOOM, MUSHROOM CLOUD.
SHE’S GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.
>> I THINK THAT DR. JOE WILL BE
HAPPY WITH THAT.
JODY DOESN’T LIKE HER.
HATE ASKING MEDICAL EXPERTS
MEDICAL OPINIONS, BECAUSE YOU
HAVE AN EXAM OF THE PATIENT SOME
EDITION MASS.
YOU THINK HE’S GONNA MAKE IT?
[LAUGHS]
>> RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK
THIS MAN NEEDS AN MRI OF THE
BRAIN?
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU AGREE
WITH AMBASSADOR NIKKI HALEY WHO
THINKS ALL OVER 70 ARE GOING TO
TRY TO BE A LEADER NEED A
COGNITIVE TEST?
ELITES OF THE PHYSICAL BIDEN AND
THEY ARE SAYING THAT HE CAN’T
WALK ANYMORE, STIFF LEGGED WALK.
THAT MAKES ME WONDER WHAT’S
GOING ON UPSTAIRS.
THE SOUP KITCHEN --
WORTHY OF A PROBLEM THINKING
CLEARLY OR NOT.
AT THE DISGRACE TO GIVE SOMEBODY
ELSE A COLD SHOULDER AND WARM
SOUP KITCHEN.
>> THEY GO.
[LAUGHS]
>> LOOK AT HIM.
>> BY THE WAY YOURS WAS THE BEST
BEST.
YOU DID AMAZING YOU SHOULD WIN
AN EMMY FOR THAT.
>> I DO KNOW THAT MAN.
[LAUGHS]
>> LAST WORDS TO YOU WHAT HE
THINK OF THIS MESS YOU CALL THE
PRESIDENCY?
>> THE THE WHOLE SOUP PITCHING T
WAS THE BEST.
NOT GOOD.
[LAUGHS]
>> I WOULD DO THAT.
>> THAT’S WE LOVE YOU MAN.
PEOPLE THINK THEY HATE EACH
OTHER, I DON’T THINK IT’S TRUE.
JOE AND PAMELA ARE OPENING A
BUNCH OF NEW CHAIN RESTAURANTS
CALLED NOT ON THE BORDER.
[LAUGHS]
IT’S A BIG HIT.
YOU CAN READ THE BODY LANGUAGE,
THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
THERE’S NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.
THE WHITE HOUSE IS GONNA BUT
IT’S WAY TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES
FROM HER IN THE PRESS.
THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN BY ACCIDENT.
THE PRESS DOES REPORT THINGS
THIS WHITE HOUSE DOESN’T WANT
THEM TO.
HE IS ALIENATED PAMELA BECAUSE
HE TELLING ALL OF HIS FRIENDS
THAT HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT