- Hi, I'm Dietrich.
- And I'm Daniel.
- We're playing Would You Rather.
- And I'm probably gonna drink something gross because...
(upbeat music)
♪ I'll tell you all of my secrets after this vial of truth ♪
- It tastes like cat litter.
- Oh my God.
- What, no water now? (laughing)
There's suddenly no water?
Is that a thing we don't get anymore?
(sneezing)
- Bless you.
- (snorts) Thank you.
- [Blaine] Are you guys ready for your Would You Rather?
- We're ready. - Just give it to us.
- Yeah, please just, let's get this over with.
- [Blaine] There it is.
- Thank you.
Come on.
- Would you rather be spanked on your bare ass
by 100 strangers or let 100 strangers lick your face?
- Wow! (laughs)
- First off, a hundred is a big number.
- Do you have a hundred people?
- A big number.
- There you go, yeah.
- I wouldn't want any more of two of those.
- I could do a dozen.
- [Blaine] Do you guys like being spanked?
- Sexually, yeah I don't mind it.
Yeah.
- I really don't know.
- Hey, I'm Daniel.
- Hi, I'm Ruby.
- Nice to meet you, Ruby. - Hi Ruby, I'm Dietrich.
- Ruby, what is your profession?
- I am a dominatrix.
- [Daniel] Professionally?
- Professionally.
- [Daniel] What's your day to day?
- I beat the crap out of people, wha-chh.
- Can the human butt take over a hundred spankings?
- It depends on how hard you go, so think about clapping.
You can do sensual spanking, or you can
do punishment spanking that hurts, right?
- We're assuming we're probably gonna
get some punishment spankings.
- [Blaine] So Ruby, I wanted your opinion,
here's one. (laughing)
(slapping) - That's pretty nasty.
- Is that a leek? (laughing)
- That's a leek,
- A leek? that's awesome.
- That's heavy. - That's a great choice.
- Whoa. - That's cruel.
- Aww, I don't like it when she's saying that's cruel.
- Yeah, if she's saying it's cruel,
I'm not certain if that's... - That's cruel.
- Oh! (laughing)
- And we're just doing one, right?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Not that bad, right? - That honestly
wasn't that bad.
- [Daniel] That was too nice.
- One more.
- Three was much more stingy than I thought it would be.
(laughing)
- Give Dan either nice
- Come here. or extremely rough.
- Ah, shit, okay.
Oh God. - Here we go.
Ah! (laughing)
- [Blaine] Wait, two more, Dan.
- Two more?
Ah!
No, I don't want any more!
Ah, okay, all right. (laughing)
- [Blaine] Hey you guys, I need you to make a decision.
- What, what do you want, dude?
- [Blaine] And what'd you decide on?
- Yep.
- We're gonna get spanked.
- What the fuck?
Ah!
- Right in the eye, huh, aah.
Right in the eye, Blaine!
- A smorgasbord of violence it seems like.
- This wooden spoon, ping pong paddle, we got a riding crop.
- There's a wood fire pizza paddle.
- A ruler.
- A bowl of crunchy peanut butter?
My personal favorite, some lovely, spiral ham.
- [Blaine] Let's let 'em in.
Drop those pants.
- Hey everybody, how's it going?
- It's starting to feel like a gang bang all of the sudden.
(laughing)
Oh no! - Aww.
- What did he choose?
- Oh no!
- What did he choose?
Oh, fuck.
- Ah! Oh!
- [Blaine] 99 more to go.
- Ooh! - Nnn.
♪ I'll tell you all my secrets ♪ - Okay, okay.
♪ after this vial of truth ♪ - Left cheek.
Ah!
- Oh! (laughing)
♪ 'Cause I respect you and lying would be uncouth ♪
- Me too, Dietrich.
- [Blaine] Oh, no.
- Oh no! - Ah!
(laughing)
- 96 more to go. - Man.
♪ I don't get it, I don't get you don't look at the sky ♪
- Oh! - Ah!
- Ow! - Ah!
♪ Behind walls, behind walls there are things that we hide ♪
(laughing) Your ass is so red.
- Ah! ♪ Behind walls, ♪
♪ behind walls there are things that we hide ♪
- Ow! - Ah!
Ah! - Oh!
Ugh!
(grunts) (laughing)
You know, to be honest it does not matter.
Not that one though, to be honest.
(laughing)
♪ You don't notice ♪ (grunts)
♪ Or worse you don't care ♪ - Ah!
Ah!
- Aye!
- Yeah!
- Aye!
(laughing)
- Ah! - Whoa!
- That wasn't an option!
- [Woman] It's on the table!
- [Blaine] Okay, 40 more to go.
- They're paying you guys for this, right?
- In pizza.
- Oh, okay. (laughing)
Some nice pepperoni after-- - Oh!
- Ah! He's a pro.
- Ah! ♪ You don't notice ♪
♪ Or worse you don't care ♪ - Ah! (whimpers)
- Oh. Ah!
- Ah!
- Yeah! (applauding)
(grunts)
- [Blaine] All right you guys, this is the last one.
(grunts)
Oh, that was pretty mean, sorry.
(grunts)
All right, you're done!
- Yeah! (applauding)
- [Blaine] You made it.
- I'm sweating so much.
I don't sweat this much when I have sex.
- [Blaine] Thank you guys.
- Thank you everybody.
- [Daniel] Dude, I got like a bunch of blood off of this.
- [Dietrich] I don't know what my status is right now.
- [Blaine] How you guys feeling?
- I have--
- I'm very tender.
- My ass hurts so much.
- [Blaine] Do you think you won?
- At this point...
- I don't know, I don't trust you.
- [Blaine] 67 out of a hundred people
said they would be spanked.
(sighs)
- [Blaine] You guys finally won!
- God dammit! - Dammit!
(spitting)
- [Blaine] Guess what you're doing?
- I... - Whatdya mean?
- What? - Your prize!
- What's our prize?
I don't know.
- [Blaine] A pool party.
- Really?
- Oh, that's tight.
- That sounds pretty cool, - Yeah.
yeah.
- [Blaine] You ready for your pool party?
- Yeah! - Yeah.
- [Blaine] Look behind you.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
It's an ice bath. - There's ice in that.
- It's an ice bath?
- [Blaine] Yeah, for your butts.
- For our butts?
- Fuck you, Blaine.
- [Blaine] Get your butt in that ice.
We got some margaritas for you.
Some fun glasses. - Are they blended margaritas?
- [Blaine] Oh, yeah.
- Can I just have beer?
I don't like margaritas.
- I'd rather
put my butt in the margarita. - You gotta have
a margarita for the pool party!
- I don't want a fucking margarita, Blaine!
Are you kidding me?
You fucking slapped our asses.
- To be honest, I'd love a margarita.
- (scoffs) It's just the sour mix gives me stomach aches.
- God dammit!
- How long do I have to do this for?
My anus!
I'm done, I'm out. (laughing)
- [Blaine] Hey Dan, you want one?
- [Daniel] Yeah.
- This rim is salted, I didn't want a salted rim.
- [Blaine] All right guys, wohoo!
Fuckin' fuckin' party! - Oh, shit!
- [Blaine] Fuckin party here!
Fuckin' party. - Shit!
(laughing)
- [Blaine] Are you okay Dietrich?
What's going on with your butt?
- I think I sucked an ice cube in it.
(laughing)
♪ I'll tell you all of my secrets after this vial of truth ♪
♪ 'Cause I respect you and lying would be uncouth ♪