- If you see a fire, what do you do?
- Say shit, there's a fire.
(laughter)
(enigmatic music)
- I'm Timmy Rogar.
I'm a drag queen and a bartender.
- I fucking love what I do.
- Totally.
I can't imagine a dumber way to make money.
- I'm going to be guessing something.
- Just what you do for a living?
- Okay.
Do I stay here?
Whoever the producer is, we need to talk later.
Nice to meet you.
- Great meeting you.
- That's a good handshake.
- Thank you.
- Give me one more good one.
Okay.
Do you shake a lot of hands at work?
- I do. - Can I guess already?
- Are you a pastor?
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, cool.
I grew up Mormon so it's like all in the handshake.
There you go.
- Thank you.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I'm pretty nervous about the handshake.
- That's a good one, too. - Thanks.
- You definitely look like you could be like,
a really great nurse.
- Aw.
- That's kind of generalizing,
but I would let you draw my blood.
So I'm between nurse or bartender.
If you go out, do you order anything fancy?
- No, I probably wouldn't ever order a cocktail.
I'd probably get an IPA.
- Okay, we'll go with ER nurse.
Come on up.
- Thank you.
- You don't look like a firefighter, I'm sorry.
What's your favorite color?
- Periwinkle.
That's a good one.
- Okay, have you ever had a Myspace?
- Yes. - You did?
- Yeah.
- Could you make it look really good on your own?
- No, I did alright.
- You could do that? - Yeah, I did alright.
- Can I go with software engineer?
You probably have one of those cool offices
where you can like, bring your dog and drink beer.
- Sit on a ball.
- Totally.
Elaine the software engineer.
Okay, we've got firefighter, bartender...
You look too young to be a bartender.
- Why?
My stepdad owns a bar.
My first job was a fry cook.
- I would buy a drink from you.
- Thank you.
- I'd feel very comfortable. - One bartender to another.
- But you're wearing lots of crystals.
I'm gonna go with tarot reader.
- Deal.
- We've got porn producer, horse listener,
bounty hunter, bartender.
I'm gonna go with horse listener.
You've got riding boots, gorgeous hombre.
Wendy the horse listener.
What's your name? - JB.
- JB? - Yes.
- How much can you bench press?
- I don't know, I haven't been to the gym in a while.
- Okay.
What's your favorite cocktail?
- Shitty beer, good shot.
- Do you sip the shot or do you shoot it?
- Probably sip on it.
- Okay.
If you see a fire, what do you do?
- Say shit, there's a fire.
(laughter)
- I'm going with bounty hunter.
JB the bounty hunter.
Has a great ring to it.
Hi.
- Brittany. - Brittany.
Do you like working with people?
- Somewhat, yeah.
- What's the longest shift you've ever worked?
- 36 hours.
- Brittany's a firefighter.
That was a good question.
(laughter)
Do you wanna twirl me?
(laughter)
Like you're carrying me
across the threshold of our new home?
- Yeah, of course.
- Okay, give me a good spin.
(laughter)
Help, my house is on fire.
(laughter)
Yeah, Brittany's a firefighter for sure.
- Timothy, nice to meet you. - You too.
- And what was your name? - It's Sirmarc.
- Sirmarc.
Do you live in the city? - I do.
- Do you like animals? - I do.
- Who's your favorite porn performer?
- I love them all.
- That is a beautiful answer.
I'm gonna go with bartender.
Sirmarc's a total bartender name.
I could see you at like, a little hole in the wall,
talkin' to people about their problems,
makin' them feel better about themselves.
I feel good about that one.
Well, I only have one choice left.
But I'm just gonna say
judging by your overall professionalism,
like beautiful face,
you look like you get shit done,
I'm gonna say you're the porn producer.
- Okay.
Angelie the porn producer.
Would you book me?
(laughter)
- I can?
- I'm gonna trade you two.
I think I got those wrong.
- Okay, that's like half.
- Ah, that makes sense.
(laughter)
Abel the pastor.
- You knew I was a pastor by my handshake.
- Huge thing. - Handshakes?
- Yeah. It's like... - I didn't know this.
- "Good to see you--"
- I don't do that.
(whimper)
(laughter)
- How long have you been a firefighter?
- About three years.
- What's like the gender balance where you work?
- 4% of us are women.
So seven women at my department and then about 130 men.
- Ah, sounds like a dream come true.
(laughter)
Are you hiring?
So you're a horse listener?
Horses are amazing.
- They're magical.
They're unicorns.
You can only see their horns if you're also magical.
(laughter)
Well it was very nice to meet you.
- Thank you.
- How old are you?
- 23.
- How are you already an ER nurse?
I mean, that's a great job.
- It is.
It's hard.
- Yeah.
Do you do 12s? Three 12s? - Yep. Yep.
- What's the craziest thing you've seen?
- Skin fall off.
- Ah, yeah, great.
- Death
- Do you deal with any issues
with your queer identity at work?
- Yeah, I work in a conservative healthcare system.
The manager asked me to tone it down once
'cause I was wearing too much makeup.
And then the women,
who have vulvas and are women, wear makeup,
and then I come with the same amount
and people are frustrated and edgy.
It's like, who do you want takin' care of ya?
- Yeah, like maybe we should focus on the patients.
- I obviously care about this and like...
- You're 23 and already doin' it.
That's amazing.
- Hi. - Hi.
So you're a software engineer.
Where do you work?
- I work for a startup.
It's basically an indoor mapping software.
Like, Google Maps for indoors.
- Oh, cool.
Bartender.
That totally makes sense.
What's your number one customer pet peeve?
- Probably my number one is being asked,
"How does it feel
"to be the only black bartender in Seattle?"
And then you get the, "And you're actually good."
That shit is not good.
- Do you enjoy it?
- I love it. - I love it, too.
- It's the best. - It's really fun.
- It's like a chef, but with bottles
and you get to talk shit at the same time.
- Exactly.
So you're the bounty hunter? - Yeah.
- That's so cool. - Thanks.
- What's the scariest thing you've had to face?
- Individuals with guns.
And a lot of men think that because you're a female
that they can fight you.
Yeah, so that's always fun.
- Tarot reader Sirmarc.
So where does that energy come from?
I guess I'm just...
- I don't know, I've just always been a very spiritual man
and seeing things that are interconnected together.
- Is that exhausting?
- It can be 'cause I never ask them what their question is.
I tell people to meditate on it
and then when they do the reading,
then I tell them what's goin' on,
and they're like, "Holy Christ, that's pretty amazing."
And I'm like, it is what it is.
- So you're a producer? - Yes.
- I knew it was you, I'm sorry.
But you were the first person I thought of.
- Really? Why?
- Because, again, you're very professional.
Your makeup's on point.
You're fierce.
Like, I could just tell you have that power
that you don't give a fuck.
- We oversee about 5,000 different live webcam situations.
- Oh, cool.
Yeah, it that like...?
- Pay per minute. - Pay per minute.
- So anywhere from $1.99 a minute to like $14.99 a minute.
Per minute.
- You can, yes.
You should do it.
Let's talk after.
- I just got a new computer.
- Can you stay hard for a really long time?
- Yeah.
- Okay, you're good.
(laughter)
- This was really cool.
(applause)
All right.
Thanks for sharing you guys.
- [Producer] Okay, y'all can walk off.
- Craft services.