Top o' the mornin' to you laddies! (Hi Sean)
My name is Jacksepticeye, and I am alone at home today.
There's nobody else here, so I --
Well, except my dog. My dog is here.
Say hello dog.
Hello doggie!
Doggy, Gismo! (Spelling of dog's name may be incorrect) (Aww Gismo)
Gismo!!!!!!
Say hello to people!
She -- she gave you a little nod, she gave you a little wink ;)
Hello!
Hello, Gismo!
Gismo, Gismo... .
Aah!
Gismo!
.
Get off me!
What do you hear what do your dog ears hear?
There's nothing on the TV -- WOAH! Don't look at that TV! (copy right)
Can't look at the TV! There's copyright material on that. (ye)
I will get sued by the millionaires who own... TV-land. (yeah :0 )
So, it's kind of sunny outside today. ( -_- Kinda)
Not really. It's Irish sunny. (ohhhhhh)
Irish sunny means that it's kind of sunny, but not really. ( no kidding)
So, it's really windy. What is the dog doing?
Dog, are you sitting, having a nice... snooze? SNOOZE?!?!?!?
She loves the sunshine, and she's really smart. :)
Q: Are you enjoying the video A: HELL YEAH!!
But look! It's so beautiful outside.
Look at all this.
Look at all this nature!!! (OH NATURE)
Nature, you're so goddamn beautiful!!! (YEAH YOUR SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL)
Look at the horse. (oh horesy)
I've a horse. Hello horsey. (that's what I said)
Hello horsey.
Look at him. He doesn't have a name yet. Somebody name the horse. (Jerald)
Give him a name. Bye horse!
No, he doesn't care. (oh)
He probably would listen to me if he actually had a name (L.O.L)
Let's go back inside. I think it's time to make some coffee... (make a latte)
...because I need my coffee.
The kettle is boiling!
It's extremely loud! (no kidding)
I have to shout now! (Jeez Sean my volume is at 100!)
Do you guys like coffee? (ye)
Want some coffee? (no)
D -- do you want some coffee? (N0)
Coffee black, though. (N0!!!! I said no coffee)
If you drink milk in your coffee...
...you're not a real man, not a real boy. (yeah that's right I'm a girl)
You're just a... pinocchio person. (you mean wooden?)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ( I'm cringing)
Smell that, uhmm! ( ohh smells delish)
Smell that lovely Colombian brewed... coffee. (mmh)
Oh! So hot! (duh you just made it)
Oh! Too hot! (DUH!!)
(O.M.G)
Oh my god, I burnt my tongue. (Jesus)
Really hot... you can't... why are you looking at the cups?! (you caught me ;0)
Stop looking at all the cups. They're my cups. (0h)
My house.
Well, actually, this is my parent's place, it's not actually mine. (we know you said in a video before)
Mine is out there, you guys saw it in the other video. (I didn't)
Watch this, we're gonna make my dog chase the ball. Watch.
Doggy, sit!
Sit.
Sit!
R U Ready?
Go, Gismo!
Look at her go. Look at her go.
She's so damn fast!
She's so damn fast at getting that ball. Come back here to me.
I need that ball again. I need to throw it for you.
Or else you gonna turn into a little fatty.
She just ran inside.
She just ran inside, she said, "Fuck your shit, Jack! I am not chasing a ball for you."
Well, screw you, you little dog.
You're lucky you're so cute, or else I'd have to kill you.
I love nature!!! So much!!! Hello, birds!!! (Oh god)
The horse wants to get in on this too. :0
Say hello, horse.
Say hello!
Say hello to the people. (ASS)
Come here, I want to love you!!!! (let him love U!!!)
Why won't you let me love you? :(
He doesn't like me.
C'mere!
Stupid horse. (lol)
Stay there, then!!!!! (He gives zero fucks)
See if I care. ( you know you do)
You... frigger. (frigger
In case you guys doubted that I lived in the middle of nowhere, look at this.
Look at the road behind my house.
Like, that -- that leads to nowhere ( sure.....)
That is like a fra -- freaking horror movie road.
This way is just a turn.
So, not much. But that way, look!
Uh, oh! Car!
Dudes, I have to go back to college in, like, two days. (COLEGE!!!)
Well, technically it's kind of one day. Today's Saturday. (Yep
And then I got Sunday.
But Monday I gotta go back to college. That sucks.
Dog, what are you growling at?
Doggie?
Gismo?
What are you growling at? (nothin
There's nothing out there. She's growling at nothing.
But yeah, I have to go back to -- stop growling!
You hear her? She's growling at nothing.
We got a lot of good stuff coming out. We got Outlast coming out in like...
...four days. Thursday, it's coming out.
And then we got Amnesia, like a little bit after that.
And then we got Grand Theft Auto V.
And then we got Battlefield 4 -- we got a lot of games coming, dudes. (ye
So, the channel's gonna be absolutely butt-loaded full of stuff.
So, I'm gonna do full walkthroughs of Outlast...
...and Amnesia machine for pigs, and those are gonna be good.
It's gonna be real good.
The sunlight's messing up my face.
But then we're gonna move on to some Battle -- or some Grand Theft Auto V after that.
I'm not gonna do a full walkthrough on that, because that's gonna take forever.
But then we got Battlefield 4 after that, so we're gonna do a lot of videos on that.
Sooooo, it's gonna be a good few months.
There's more doggies up there.
There's two more doggies up there, but they're the bad dogs.
They're not allowed into the people house.
Aren't you?
What? What do you sa -- what?
Dogs callin' me names.
Look, there's more nature out this side. You guys didn't see this side.
Look at all the nature out here. Look at all that. Look at that shit!
Look at all that nature.
I'm surrounded by nature. It's just nature central, here.
It's like, "Hi nature! Wassup?
What -- what are you doin' today?"
It's Saturday. The guy's out working out there.
That's actually a bog.
If you guys don't know what a bog is you're gonna have to look it up.
'Cause I'm not in the mood -- I'm not in the mood to explain everything to ya.
But, hello nature!!!
Fricken beautiful!!! Keep doin' what you're doin'!!!
G -- good nature.
Just takin' a stroll through the forest.
As you do, because I live in the wilderness.
You gotta take a stroll -- I'm walking very weirdly.
I'm gonna fall everywhere.
This is exactly where Slenderman would be.
Slenderman!
Are you down here?
See? He'd be, like, right in there. Boom!
Boom!
And then it'd get all staticy, and I'd be scared, and I'd run away.
Ooooh, ah!
This is where we keep chicken -- I mean we keep velociraptors.
We keep tyrannosaurus rexsuseses.
We keep dinosaurs, scary things in here.
Okay? In here. It's not chickens.
Maybe if I don't look around, Slenderman will, like, show up.
Slenderman?
What was that?
Ruuuuuuuu -- !!!!!
You know, it's times like these, I just like to ...
...just take a moment, relax, and...
...think about my future, and...
...maybe think about a little bit about poetry, and...
...the world, and...
...there's so much things going on.
So many beautiful things in the world, that...
...it's just nice to take your time and relax, and just...
...think about it all.
It's just you and me, world.
Just right now, there's nobody else around.
It's just the two of us.
Except all the fricken cars!!!
Behind me!!!
Making so much noise!
Other than that, it's just you and me world.
In it together.
You and me buddy.
But that does it for this video!
Click the -- are you fricken kidding me with the cars!!!
Stop!!!
But that does it for today.
I hope you guys had fun, a day in the life of Jacksepticeye.
How wonderful it is, to be me. I'm so awesome.
But thank you guys, so much for watching.
But thank you guys. Click the annotations at the end of the video...
...for more stuff that Jacksepticeye has done.
And punch that like button in the face.
But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
...in the next video!!!
Eeeuh!
Outro Song: I'm Everywhere [By TeknoAXE]