- Let's do the turn. - Yeah. Okay.
- Tagline. - Let me change off.
- They've both get an apple and I'm apple-less.
- I'm feeling single! Oh!
Oh (beep) we broke it.
- Hi, I'm Dorinda Medley
- And I'm Luann de Lesseps.
- I'm Kelly Killoren Bensimon.
- And we're playing the expensive taste test...
- [All] With Cosmo. (Luann laughs)
- I have high-low taste.
I love expensive things,
but I like to mix them with, you know, inexpensive things.
- Money can't buy you class (laughs)
but can buy you something fabulous. Right?
- I have very expensive taste.
I'm a hedonist. I love everything.
- [Producer] Who on your cast
do you think has the worst taste?
- Ramona. (laughs)
I'm gonna say it. No, I'm joking.
- The thing about our cast is
we all have a very distinct look.
- That's true. - Yes.
- Don't you think? Like, I don't dress like Luann.
Luann doesn't dress like Kelly. Kelly doesn't dress like me.
But we all like each other's stuff.
- And we don't dress like Ramona.
(all laugh)
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- My initial reaction right off the bat is
this is the expensive. - Yes.
- 'Cause it's got the grilled back.
- Right. Exactly. - Oh yeah.
You can totally tell.
- This is too perfect. - Yeah.
- This looks like it was frozen.
- This looks like the one on the hotdog cart.
- [Producer] Do you wanna try it?
- We don't eat pretzels. - This temple?
Have you met me? - We don't eat pretzels.
- Smells expensive.
Would you like to smell it?
It smells buttery.
- Mmm. God, it smells like a croissant.
Oh, this one is like, you could hurt somebody with this one.
- This is definitely expensive
'cause even touching it, it's crispy.
- [Luann] Yeah. - This is like Play-Doh.
- Ah! There she goes. - Mm.
Oh, that's expensive. Take a bite.
- Mm. You wanna try? - No thanks.
- That's buttery.
- I'm good at smell.
- No, no. - No.
- Don't even bother.
- You can see the texture.
- Bleh.
This one's more expensive. - Much more.
- Yes. (cash register dings)
We're good. - We know our pretzels.
- Where have these pretzels been? Is what I like to go.
- Yeah, exactly. How long have they been here?
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- Oh, we've got two New York apple weights
Let's see how they feel in the palm.
- Let's do the turn. - Yeah. Okay.
- Tagline. - Let me change off.
- They both get an apple and I'm apple-less.
- I'm feeling single! Oh!
Oh (beep) we broke it.
- Well, I hope this isn't the expensive one.
- I know, it's broken already. Did it break?
Oh, geez.
- Oops. - Oopsie.
- Hold on. So they're both the same weight.
- [Dorinda] I think this is the expensive one.
- I know, me too. Look at the leaf. It's all about the leaf.
- Yes.
They were trying to fool us 'cause it's smaller,
but this one just feels a little more well-made
and round-y.
- [Luann] Yeah. Yeah. Just the color, too.
- But you know what this could be what?
The way Luann dresses, this could be one of your rings.
- [Luann] That's right.
- This is like a Luann ring.
- Now that it's broken I could just wear it
as a cocktail ring. Perfect.
Perfect!
- [Kelly] It's the tip that gives it away.
- Excuse me? - All the time!
All the time. (Luann laughing)
- It's all about the tip.
- This one is, I think, the more expensive one.
- Yeah. Even though it broke.
(cash register dings)
- Yay. - We are correct.
Two for two. I told you we were athletes.
- Love it. (producer laughing)
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So we have under eye cream here, now.
Which one's more expensive than the other?
Let's look at the gold. - Oh, this is nice.
- This is weighty.
- And you can see, like...
- I'm not crazy about the color of this one, though.
What? - [Kelly] That's a lot.
- [Luann] That's orange.
- Eye cream should be white, not clay-colored.
That looks like you're gonna paint with it.
- Ooh, that has no smell. - Which I like.
- Yeah. This has a strong smell.
Eye cream shouldn't have a smell.
- Yeah, no. Rule this one's more expensive.
- [Dorinda] You think so? - [Luann] Yeah.
- No, I think this one might be more expensive.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it,
but I think it might be more expensive.
- I don't like the color. I don't like the smell of it.
- No, I don't either.
But I think the consistency's a little nicer.
So it's a little silkier, right?
- Mm. God, that's a tough one.
- I'm gonna go with it. The white one.
- You're gonna go with the white one?
- You can see on my hand. - I'm gonna go with this one.
- Yeah, this one's sticky. - [Luann] That one's sticky.
Yeah, I don't like that one.
- Go with the gold. - This is more expensive.
(cash register dings)
(buzzer beeps) (Dorinda gasps)
That one?! The orange?
- I have a lot of different creams going on.
- I'm gonna let it sink in.
If it's good for the eyes, it's good for the hands, right?
- Ah, of course.
- I think this is nice. I'll take this as well.
(all laughing)
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Well, we have two pairs of shoes here.
This should be easy for us girls.
- [Luann] Mm-hmm. - We know our shoes.
- These are cheap.
- We don't even have to bother.
- See, this is straight. This has got a curve in it.
- What does that do with it?
- Just the bottom of the shoe.
- It's better. Right?
- And this has a nicer slope, right? This slope?
- Yeah. And they're heavier.
- What is this? - This is probably from...
- This is like an Amazon special.
- Yeah. They look more expensive, but they're not.
- They don't look more expensive.
- Maybe I should wear these my wedding day.
- From afar, they do. These are very cute actually.
- Yeah. Do you wanna take these home?
- Do they have these in another color?
- Someone's getting married!
Someone's getting married!
- Oh Kelly, you gotta take those home.
You're the one getting married.
- Yes, Kelly. There's Kelly's wedding shoes.
- We'll just go off with our cheap gold ones.
Me and you, Dorinda.
- These are more expensive.
- These are it. (cash register dinging)
(buzzer buzzes)
- [Producer] Those are (beep) for $1,075.
- This?! - This?
- You are kidding.
- Even (beep) gets it wrong.
- I have a thousand pairs of (beep), they don't like that.
- I mean these must be the Target version.
- Like what store is carrying these (beep)?
Cause I'm not going.
- This is like T.J.Maxx.
- I'm in total shock, are you?
- Get ahold of the buyer. We need to have a conversation.
(Luann and producer laughing)
(upbeat music continues)
- This is my world. - Kelly.
Kelly is a jelly bean expert. - [Luann] Fanatic, expert.
- I've never seen someone eat so much sugar
and look like this
- Lover of candy.
- For me, jelly beans are just not on my menu.
So I'm gonna let you figure this one out.
- [Kelly] This is a food group for me.
- "Kelly, the jelly beans.
Alex and Simon, and I'll bring the diamonds.
Chic c'est la vie" - This is better colors.
- Yeah, these look shiny and specialty.
Specialty jelly beans.
- What I love about these, you can mix and match them.
You can have like a popcorn with a cotton candy.
You can mix it up and you can have your own flavors.
- Okay. That's too much information about jelly beans.
- I mean, I mean it's a taste.
- [Producer] You want give them a taste?
- Yeah. - I mean,
I'll take one of the licorice ones.
- I can't do jelly beans.
- No one likes licorice. These are one of my favorites.
- Oh my god, these are delicious.
- [Producer] Does anyone wanna try one of the other ones?
- [All] No. (producer laughs)
- We're not tasting that one.
We're going with
smaller jelly bean being the more expensive.
(cash register dings)
- Love you! My people.
- [Dorinda] Here, take 'em with you, girl.
- Thank you.
(upbeat music continues)
- Anything that has an emblem on it is usually...
- It looks more expensive. It's better made.
- Yeah, this has structure. The color is expensive.
- Yeah, this looks very wobbly.
That's like a beach hat that got left behind by someone.
- [Dorinda] Yeah. This looks like something
you'd buy on the beach. - [Luann] Yeah.
- This looks like something you'd buy in a resort store.
- Right? Look, it just looks expensive. Look.
- And it's got the banding in it.
- It just looks expensive.
- Oh, I love that. Ahoy. - Yeah. It's expensive.
- Okay. - Captain Lu.
- This is the winner.
- This is like, floppy. - [Kelly] It's a beach hat.
- Where'd you go under there?
- You have a small little head. Aww.
- She does have a small little head. Oh-
It's connected to your jacket. - [Kelly] Oh god.
Hold on. Okay.
- Okay. This is "chic c'est la vie."
- [Kelly, Dorinda] Yes. (cash register dings)
- Yes! - Bougie, bougie.
- [Producer] Who on your cast would you say is the shadiest?
- We don't really do shade.
We just do pure bitchiness. Nah.
- Maybe Kristen. Kristen's throwing around some shadiness.
- Yeah, Kristen is throwing around some shade.
- She's a little shady. - But it's not really shade
is it? - She did her homework.
- Yeah, I don't think it's shade, it's more like
she's just exerting her opinions a lot.
- Uh-huh. - I like it.
She came after me, so that's good.
- There you go. - Good for you. Well done.
(upbeat music continues)
Luann. This is yours. You should know this one.
I don't really hold a mic so much.
- I don't know if you hold it like that.
It's like, looks like, you know, a little provocative.
- I've never seen anything like this.
It looks like a fan and a microphone.
- Is this a speaker? - [Kelly] Let's try it.
- You both look like speakers.
- This looks like a transmitter.
- [Microphone] Power on. - Oh!
- (echoing) Hello, hello, hello.
- Oh, they're those kind. - Hello.
- My name is Luann de Lesseps. (Luann laughing)
- "Money can't buy you class."
- But it can get you into Greece.
- "Elegance is learned, my friends."
- Wow, they work pretty well.
- That one works really well.
- It's a good party trick. - Let me try this one, now.
- Hello? Hello. Hello, are you there?
Hello? Hello.
- Lets see. You don't have it on, I don't think.
- I think you turned it off again.
- No one's there. - Hold 'power.'
- Hello. Hello. No, this one's cheap.
(Kelly laughs) - It's out of juice.
- Forget it.
- We're gonna go with this one.
(cash register dings)
(all cheering)
- I told you we are athletes.
- We know our microphones.
- Luann, you should take this one home.
You should take this home with you.
- I know. Can I keep this? - Yeah.
- Ladies and gentlemen, this is the countess speaking.
I have arrived. (Kelly and Dorinda laughing)
- That's perfect. You should bring this everywhere.
(Luann laughing)
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- Let's see. - Let's look at the clasp.
- We have to look at the weight.
- And the clasp. - Yeah. No, this...
- This is expensive. This is not.
This is cheap.
- [Luann] That's cheap. This is expensive.
- [Kelly] Really? - [Luann] Yeah.
- This has got a heavier weight.
- Yeah. - Look at the back.
- [Dorinda] Nicer clasp.
- [Luann] Yeah, definitely. - Is that Oscar?
- [Kelly] Because I'd want this.
- Yeah, I know. That would go great with outfit I've got on.
- Happy birthday to you! (Luann and Kelly laughing)
- This is what I wanna take home.
- [Kelly] Yes. - Okay.
- And you know what, it goes with your earrings.
- Yes! Let's see. - It's perfect.
- Oh, hello. Here we go.
- She's wearing the expensive.
- This goes with my eyes. - [Kelly] There you go!
- Staple necklace for the day.
- Wait, that's actually super chic.
- Right? - Looks beautiful.
- Yes, yes, it looks so cute. - Looks great.
- Thank you, Cosmo.
- You can just tell by the weight.
- The color, the weight, the clasp.
- Yeah. - And the fact that it has
a little thingamabob on it that tells you what it is.
- It's just much better quality. You can see it right away.
- You don't even have to tell us. We know this.
- Don't tell us we're wrong now.
(cash register dings)
- When it comes to jewelry, housewives know. We do.
- [Producer] It's Oscar de la Renta.
- I told you it was Oscar, didn't I?
I have one similar.
- [Producer] What is one fashion rule
every housewife needs to follow?
- Oh my God. There's so many.
- More is not better.
- Less is more, like Coco Chanel.
Take off one piece before you leave.
We love a statement necklace. - Yes.
- But not a statement necklace and bracelet and ring.
- And handbag and shoes and this and...
Yeah, no. Too much. - Exactly.
- 'Cause you start to look like a walking circus.
- Oh, she's one classy lady. - It's expensive to be...
E-E-E-E-E-E-E. (Luann laughs)
Don't forget to watch
the Real Housewives Ultimate Girl Trip Legacy on Peacock.
- Oh yeah. The OGs are back
and we're streaming on Peacock right now.
Check it out.
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