Ohhh Woooo
You're not wrong.
Wait, wait Hot pocket of an ensemble.
It's all falling apart
You don't see my feet, do you? No. Great.
Hi Katie. Hello. Hi.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. PopBuzz. PopBuzz.
Hi PopBuzz PopBuzz
This film, first of all, congratulations.
14 out of ten.
I need five more with all of you in it. Immediately
Yay!
It's so good, I loved it.
So glad. Thank you.
So I thought I'd make this interview as fun as possible for you guys.
I know you get asked the same questions all the time and no spoilers, obviously.
So let's go.
In the spirit of Glass Onion
I've turned this interview into a little mystery game of our own,
and I've got a series of categories and you have to pick the category.
And I will ask you the question that is on the card.
I'm nervous.
Round one: Murder or Mystery?
Murder
Shall we go murder?
No.
Let's go.
Murder, murder, murder, murder.
Murder? Great.
Plot twist...
Glass Onion has just been turned into a horror movie.
Which character would be the first to die?
And who would be the final survivor?
Oh, first to die?
If we were murderers.
In a horror movie.
In a horror version of Glass Onion. I feel like it would be
I mean, I've always said this about myself...
First to go.
I would be the first.
I would panic.
I'd panic so fast.
Logic out the window.
Who would be the first to die?
I think I would be the first to die because I think I would be distracted and
I would trip.
I would just I would just fall onto it.
Yeah on to a fire hydrant and...
A fire hydrant? Yeah.
I feel like Whiskey and Birdie would be holding hands and
like, running and screaming. Thelma & Louise-ing it into the shed.
Oh the final survivor
would probably be
Um, um, um
Well, I mean, you know the detective probably.
Yeah.
Benoit? Yeah, I don't want to give anything.
Daniel Craig.
It would probably be Daniel Craig.
I think you'd be the last to survive. Do you think so? Yeah.
Yes, I agree. Because I'm a murderer?
Oh, no, because Peg is the murderer? The last person to survive is the murderer.
Peg, the final survivor. We love it.
Okay, next round.
Post or toast? Toast, toast, toast.
We're starving.
So am I. Everyone is running around with food out there.
Are they really? Yes.
No, this is me ordering toast.
Please give me some toast.
This is not about food, sadly. WHAT?
But you've just been invited to Miles Bron's private island.
He'll have your signature beverage waiting for you on your arrival.
But he needs to know what is your drink of choice?
Oh, and this is for me.
And in life? Yeah.
I'm a dirty martini
Umm, ah, pornstar martini.
Wow. God, I'm a gin and tonic.
Don't you think that's quite reflective of us?
Dirty martini?
PORN STAR?!? No, no...
But just like you guys
Yes, yes. You're not wrong.
I'll take a nice martini.
Popular choice today.
Uh huh. I bet Kate had one, too. Yeah.
Dirty martini. Dirty, dirty, dirty.
Wait, I thought your drink was an espresso martini.
I get something.
Umm, well, it's martinis in general. I do love a good dirty martini.
Dirty, dirty martini. No vermouth, straight up.
Oh, so it's just some, like, vodka? And dirt.
Dirt. Vodka and dirt.
I'm a gin and tonic girl as well, so.
Thank you.
I want a ranch water
and that is... What is a ranch water?
It's ranch dressing.
It's like, it's the water at the bottom of ranch dressing.
Like, if you don't shake it up. Yeah. It separates.
And then that's just the water.
And I love it on ice.
That's what I want.
Are there more questions? There are. Yay! This is fun
All right.
Next round, Teamwork or One Man Show. Teamwork.
One man show.
No? Or teamwork? Teamwork, teamwork.
I mean... You choose.
That was going to be a real psychological experiment there. Leslie's like, one man show.
Teamwork.
So you guys have spoken a lot
about how much of a tight knit cast you became during filming.
Lies.
True.
All right. Well, some might say you are the perfect team.
I'm saying that right now.
If you were all in a heist team, who would be the getaway driver?
Who would be the distraction, and who would be the mastermind?
You're not the getaway driver.
Oh, yeah.
Who's the distraction? And who's the mastermind?
I would love to be the getaway driver,
but I feel like No, you're the mastermind.
Okay. So the getaway driver would be Daniel.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
Because I think he can drive really well. Also he doesn't.
Don't you think he might... He won't pull any punches
He's like, let's go and he's going to leave whoever behind.
That's true.
He's like, let's go.
Is that what a getaway driver should do?
Uhh yeah.
Spoken like a true mastermind.
I feel like Ed would be a good focused driver.
Kathryn is definitely a distraction.
She is. You know what I mean? Put her in there.
Have her in there talking about something. Anything.
They said the exact same thing.
They were like, just send Kathryn out there. She'll talk about anything.
She's so magnetic and hilarious and fun that you would never think
there was a heist going on. Yeah, she's.
It's very absorbing watching her. It's a whole thing. Yeah.
And Janelle, too, With a hat.
And then what is the last part?
The mastermind.
I would, he's an amazing chess player.
And so I feel like you could see steps ahead.
I'm ready. Yeah.
They said Kate.
So it's between you and Kate. Uh huh. Great. So there we go.
I'm going to figure out how to get us some toast to eat.
Please.
All right. Last round: Glass Onion or Knives Out.
Oh
Glass Onion.
Okay, it's our movie
as Benoit Blanc explains in the film, Onions have layers. In Shrek,
Shrek also explains that ogres are like onions because they have layers.
What is your favorite Shrek movie?
Oh, my.
Oh, uhh, I...
I would say one 1. The first. Shrek one.
I have to be really completely transparent with you and say,
I've never seen a Shrek movie and I have children.
Kathryn
Shrek two is actually really good.
Yeah, Shrek two is really good. But Shrek one, come on!
I think Cameron Diaz is a voice in it.
Okay. I don't know what to say to you.
I think Shrek two is really good because Shrek two added
Brad.
Yeah. Who is..
My kids love it, but I've never seen it either. I'm sorry.
Isn't this horrible? No Shrek.
Do you want to ask the other one?
Who is the addition in Shrek two?
Oh, gosh.
As we've just said,
Glass Onion, incredible cast. Knives Out also had an incredible cast.
If the two ensembles were to fight head to head, who would win?
Oh, Christ.
Wasn't it? Wasn't it?
What's his name?
There was an addition.
Who were the characters?
The ginger? Oh no.
I would say just by - and no, this is not to take anything
from anything - but we are still in the hot pocket of an ensemble.
Who is the new character in... Oh, was it Kumquat?
And I feel like they've had time to dissipate.
But I feel like our dukes are up, you.
know what I mean? And I'm talking about Dave Bautista. Yes.
Great reference.
Except what's his name? Lord Farquaad?
He's in the first one.
Right? Yeah, that's my favorite.
My son was that for for Ronnie's birthday.
You know, no ill will, but I just feel like we are still in it.
Ensemble wise.
Yes. And Dave Wise.
And...this wise.
Is Lord Farquaad in the second one, too?
Yeah. No.
All right.
One more question.
There is going to be another Benoit Blanc...
Yes. ...adventure after this.
So I thought we could help Rian Johnson get a head start on casting.
I'm sure he really needs this. He does, yes.
Who's the new character in the second one?
It's Prince Charming. And James Marsden?
No.
If you had the power to cast anyone in the next Knives Out film
actors, musicians, legends.
Who? Anyone. Who would you want?
I don't think I've ever seen a more rock star move than bringing
Grace Jones, as your,
you know, guest for the red carpet, which our Janelle Monae did.
I was like, oh, that's what they mean by like shutting down a red carpet.
That's what that's what they mean.
Rupert Everett.
Rupert Everett. Wow.
Oh, yeah. Oh, Rupert Everett.
I would also just like to just quietly pitch
the two of us with fake mustaches.
Same characters or? No, new. Brand new characters.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we're actors.
Oh, of course.
Yeah, we transform.
That's right, chameleons.
Yeah. Love.
I don't know why I said James Marsden.
Oh, because, Enchanted.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it sounds like Shrek one's the winner one.
Well, on that note. That's it.
Thank you.
Would you rather or fuck marry. Kill.
Oh, oh one.
We got it.
I mean, I know it's not fun, but we do it.
Yeah, sometimes I should do the housings.
All right.
Fuck, marry, kill, birdie, whiskey, pig. Do
you got it?
Why did we pick it?
Oh, no, I'm marrying you.
Oh, well, I feel like I have to marry you.
We're already married in the film.
Yeah. Can I have sex with myself?
So I'm going to kill myself because I would rather have sex.
I'm going to.
I'm going to fuck whiskey.
Yeah, I think.
Why? Yes, I think we're both fucking whiskey.
Yeah. Oh, so we kill ourselves.
We haven't had a taste of it after we've done that.
Yeah.
We eat one more person here to make this game fun because it's two maybe.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, that's, that's that's the that's what's your answer?
Now, this is this is the juice
because we've both chosen you two fucks.
Are you going to fuck?
Yeah. What if this is like a threesome now I feel.
Oh that's a cop out on feels this feels right.
It's like I've like killed them all.
Fuck. Ready?
Sorry.
What?
Sorry.
Would you rather fuck, marry?
Kill.
Um, I think. Would you rather.
Have a choice between.
Okay, we are not married parents.
You just got stuck in an elevator with each other.
But we do are.
Yeah, we are.
We are that. Yeah.
All right. You just got stuck in an elevator.
It could be 24 hours.
It could be three days before someone shows up,
which one of your costars would you rather be stuck with?
Oh, the dream team.
But do not tell anybody.
Anybody else or it's going to be married to
or kill to kill. Yes.
Yes, that's true.
Don't you?
All right. This is my favorite question as.
Well, that I'm still looking at fuck Mary Carver.
Should we change it? You don't have to.
Knives out, Amanda.
Okay, we don't have that.
Okay. Okay, well, we've just said.
Oh, yeah.