I wasn't sure this day would ever come,
but you were.
I wasn't sure that love could survive everything that we put it through,
but you were.
You were always strong and always sure.
And now I know that I want you to stand beside me for the rest of my life.
That's what I'm sure of.
I have to talk to her now, okay?
Go ahead. Okay.
Um...
Then by the power vested in me
by the commonwealth of Pennsylvania,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride. (LAUGHS)
Ladies and gentlemen,
family and friends,
I present to you, for the first time ever,
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Peterman.
It's okay! All right, Harold!
Maybe we could go somewhere later.
Mr. Feeny, help.
Excuse me. May we cut in?
Yes.
nuts, you call me. Hmm?
Thanks... Dad.
(GLASSES CLINKING)
I'd like to propose a toast.
(SIGHS) This is for Harold and Myra.
(CHUCKLES) What's up with that, Eric?
Nothin'. Just talk fast, all right?
Well, there is something I'd like to say.
I may not be the best man, but I am the best friend.
Cory and I have been best friends all our lives.
And, um,
this wedding's been kind of hard for me
because I know, no matter how much we may avoid talking about it,
Cory and I aren't gonna be best friends forever.
Things are changing between us.
Things have always been changing.
We've had to deal with life
and death.
And Feeny.
But no matter what we faced, we always faced it together.
So, then, how can we possibly be upset with each other on his wedding day?
Well,
it's because deep down, I think Cory and I both know
that we're not gonna be best friends anymore.
And that's the way it should be.
So this is to Topanga,
Cory's wife
and new best friend.
Take care of him, okay?
(CRYING) I will.
And when he makes you nuts, call me.
I will.
To Cory and Topanga!
ALL: Cory and Topanga!
And now, I would like to give my gift
to my little brother and new sister-in-law.
Eric, this wedding was more than enough.
Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
But I do have one more thing up my sleeve.
I hold in my hand a key.
A key to the honeymoon suite
of the Philadelphia Victoria Hotel.
So that after this...
Bye! Whoo!
All right!
All right. All right, Eric.
You spill it right now.
Yeah, how could you possibly arrange all this?
Oh, it was child's play.
I'm pickin' up the tuxes, right? Right.
And I see next door that they're settin' up for this hoity-toity Peterman wedding.
Wait a minute, the disposable diaper Petermans?
Yeah, them Petermans.
Their wedding is the social event of the year.
Yeah, well, now it's not.
What did you do?
Nothin'. I just went out to the pay phone
and I called the operator,
and she said, "What hotel?" And I told her.
And while she was gettin' the number, I looked down at the receiver
and there was some kind of schmutz on it.
I'm not sure if it was dried vomit or gum.
It tasted more like gum...
Get on with it!
I told them that I was E.J. Peterman, and I had to get my daughter married
sooner because she was pregnant.
(CHUCKLES)