[Retarded64 Intro]
BOOM
[Hotel Mario Theme]
LA-LA-LA HMM-MMM-HHMM
Where's My Burrito?! (2x)
Luigi: Hello, sir! Can I take your order?
WOAH!
Luigi!
*Italian shinanigens*
*Italian gibberish*
Oh yeah!
Hey... That's Pretty Good
YIPEE!
Nooo...
*Italian shinanigens: the sequel*
BITCH
DO I
LOOK
LIKE I CARE?!
Oh yeah!
*Italian shinanigens: The "joke is getting old by now"*
*Italian Mario gibberish*
Hurry up already!
(Luigi is a P I S S E D)
Luigi: Mamma mia...
(Yo theres a cucumber dude the fuck)
*ANGERY*
Come on!
Imma hungry
WHOA
(BURGERS)
*Heavy breathing*
Ooo yeh...
*Heavy breathing again..*
(sneaky ass fuck)(and that's crazy!!!)
(OH SHIT)
*Painful Screeching*
Wario: WHO TOUCH MY FOOOOD!
Mario: LUIGI!
Luigi: Heeh?
I AM KEEL U WITH MAH NOOSE
*LUIGI SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL*
*BONK*
BOOM HEADSHOT
luigi just got its first period
ded
Luigi!
*Italian shenani- ok I will stop now*
Luigi? *poke*
Hey luigi! *anothahz poke*
(He's not gonna get up, stop trying you fat sack of sh-)
(UH OHHHH SPAGHETTI-OOS)
What the fuck happened to my waiter?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hmm..
hehehe
Woahh!!!
You fucking scrub!
That was my only waiter,
Now you must replace him--
OR ELSE.
u got what it takes mario?
Okey-dokey! *Throw da fat Italian*
OHH
dundundundundun *hums to music*
Looks like mario is f**cked...
Alright, you little shit.Time to get to work.
Go take peoples orders now!
Mamma mia...
Hello sir!
What would you like to order?
Samado................................................
Sanader 'Mado.............................................
HWAT?
Crushie 'n shoosh OOH NASA PEEPO.............................................................
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
toad crying mating call
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN
Ahhhh!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Mamma mia!
yaaaaaaYYYYYYY!!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN [mario u idiot]
Oooohohoho..
Hory sh*ttu
Hello!
(Oh god smg4 is gonna make a big smoke meme i know it)
What would you like sir?
*Exo Growl Instrumental Plays*
*oh shit its big smoke*
(Confusledeededededed)
mario seems interested into big smoke's order
i'lL hAvE tWo nUmBeR nInEs
NuMbeR nInE lArGE
a NuMBeH 6 w/ extree deep
nUMBeR 7...
TWO NUMBER 45S (DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB)
one with cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
numbah 6
with extra dip (2)
number 9 lARGE
TWO NUMBER NINES (my fingers are getting tired from this retarded rap)
*big smoke intensifies (y tho)* 2 number fourty five
2 number fourty five
oooooonneeee wwiiittthhh cheeesseeee
numberseven twonumbernine
anumbersix with numbernineLARGE
EXTRA DIP
two numbe- (FINALLY ITS OVER!)
*moan*
Toadette: Yeah! Let's go! Oh, oh!
you better not fuck this up, mario.................. >:(
Okeli Dokeli..............
(I never saw myself writing these 2 words, i wanna kms now)
-Hey stinky
Here we go!!!
Mama mia!
Oh shit, now's not a good time
One of my ingridients is trying to stab me
STAY BACK! BACK! I'M NOT! I'M NOT DONT EAT ME! I AM NOT TASTY!
you are going to have to cook it *Fishybopkins gibberish*
do you know how to cook at all
*medic voice* I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!
Goddamnit, just look up an instructional video
YOU NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
[SCREAM]
COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Hm...
Okey dokey!
HERE WE GOoooo
*lord Gaben's laptop weth steam so he could play soem TF2 as the ppe pee man class*
how to cook the most delicious most scrumptious most amazing most wonderful most elegant most disgus- i mean great chocolate kek (why did i write that caption)
Maryo types: HOW 2 C00K CHOKOLATTE KEK (MArio doesnt now how 2 sp3l)
Let's-a go!
*Loading*
form the banana..
form, form the banana..
WHAT THE FUCK
*Pfft*
*pft*
The ketchup..
*pft, pft*, the ketchup
*M4R10.exe is beroken*
-The ketchup
AHAHA! AHAHA! AHA! AHA!
GUAC-AMOLE, GUAC-GUAC-AMOLE (hell yeah this is my jam)
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (GUAC-GUAC-AMOLE, GUAC-AMOLE)
(bow down to our savior dr. jean guacamole assholes)
*Ding* YEAHHHHHH!
Hey stinky!
*Mario's italian gibberish*
TAHDAHHHHHH
(how the fuck)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
WOAH! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
*idiotic toadette girlfriend gibberish*
mario is always lonely
1 like = mario with friends
toad always bullies him
stop bullying101 pls call
this is unacceptable <:(
kk ill shut up
I AIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIET
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!
ok
nom (ew toadette stop making that face)
HOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYY SSSSHHHIIIIITTTT
italian gibberish
*annoying toad sounds*
hey i am back, sorry i was gone.
(Oh, mario really meant that...)
SON OF A BITCH!
WHERE DID THE KITCHEN GO!?
UH OH
[VOMITS] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
poor heavy he didnt deserve this
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHH
D':<<
*annoying heavy noises*
Ahhhha!
(Who the fuck eats vegan sandviches?)
......................................
*heavy dont want vegan sandwitch
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! (can mario stop abusing)
pickle rick iz dat u?)
OH SHIT
[ROARING]
FUS-RO-DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*lit fuse* (oh dear lord frankie is here)
LA DA DA D-
[EXPLOSION] yey he ded
NUMBERSEVENTWONUMBERNINE
ANUMBERSIX-
[ALL SCREAMING] (gaben doesnt like this at all compared to his arched neck lookin fabulous)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.exe
HEY STINKY
(What the fuck do you think?)
*gaben is angry*
YOU FUCKING ITALIAN, YOU'RE RUINING ME!
YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE, OR ELSE SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR BALLS
See that spaghetti over there?
Deliver it to that customer
There's no way you can screw this up.
Yeah! Hahaha!
*Happy Italian*
Lalalala,lalalala
(MARIO DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT)
(Oh... the urge...)
idontneedit.exe
idontneedit.
idefinitelydontneedit
idontneedit
idontnEEDIT (oh my god when is this gonna end?)
idontneedit
idontneedit...............................................................
(GOOD GOD THANK YOU SMG4 FOR NOT MAKING ME CAPTION MORE OF "I DONT NEED IT")
*Moar Italian Gibberish*
hAHA!
*hmmm..?? (≖_≖)
*DED*
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
Tah dah..
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPP*
Burp Merio 64
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
*Mario screams*
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU! O_o
thump
(Here's johney joke, i am calling it)
Here's gaben.. (I CALLED IT FOLKS! I DID IT)!
*mario saved his own*
Oof..
dude why do you have that much gallons like that in a damn restaurant?
Oof..
*war cry*
BOOOM BETCH
Ahhhhahha!!
Oh shit! :D
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
THAT'S, SOME SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!
Wahhh!
*luigi scared*
*Italian shinanigens: reborn*
Waahh!!
OHOHOH...
*italian giberish*
YAA HOOO!!!
YOU MANIAC!!!
YOU BLEW IT UP!!! (but you blew it up gaben)
Oh no.. DAMN YOU!!
Moar italian giberish...
Mama mia!
*gaben.exe 3*
Waah!
[PUNCH]
Raped bitch
Oooohhooo..
Mama mia..
PREPARE FOR DA GABEN
hm..
(WELCOME TO GABEN LAND) ew he ugly
YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY DINER AND MADE ME VERY MAD...
(Well, it was technicaly you who destroyed it, but mkay)
I CURSE YOU TO BE TRAPPED ON MY FACE FOREVER
NOW I MUST GO BACK TO MAKING HALF LIFE 3
Later assholes
Mama mia...
btw here's an friend for you guy's to play with *goes away*
AIN'T NOBODY JACKS SMOKE!
aaaaaaaaaahhhaa!!
DRUG PUNCH
(♪ shooting stars meme)
i dont know why how this was originally created
oh hi toad
u doin rainbow road hey you do that glitch over there
kk have a good death and bye toad
sigh
(WTF...)
Mama mia..
thump
And now Mario and Luigi lived happily ever after!
happy early bday to me!