- Where do women store fat?
- In their bodies like everyone else.
- Here.
- The cooking fat in the pantry
and then the body fat, the boobs.
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- Hey guys, so today we are answering
Commonly Googled Questions about women.
- So I expect there's gonna be a lot of questions
about periods and all that fun stuff that you Google,
cause you don't want to ask your mom.
- Like I'm a woman and I could go really dumb questions
because sometimes you're like, yeah,
I learned that in school.
But then I forgot.
- And maybe questions about dating.
Cause I feel like if it's men Googling questions,
I'd wanna know all the secrets.
- But I'm hoping that there's some really nuanced
and thoughtful questions there as well.
- Why do women get periods?
- I feel like this is a question
that shows the lack of Sex Education in our school system.
- Brothers, so we have babies come on now.
- I would love to know because if it was up to me,
I feel like the men should get the period
because I feel like women give the birth.
So the least men can do is take on that extra burden.
So really I don't have an answer for you.
- Okay, so there's that whole thing with your uterus,
the egg doesn't get fertilized,
it kind of like, the lining drops and that's your period.
- I like to imagine a tiny human in my uterus,
just stripping down all of the stuff
that it's just made nice and comfortable
for the egg to come and live in,
but then there's no egg.
So it gets it's like, why would you go sit on me?xx
And that's why we have periods.
- Why do women get paid less?
- Wow, we wow.
- Excellent question. Would love to know that answer.
I don't think it's a good one.
- You know what?
Yeah, I have that question too.
- Apparently, we're not strong enough
or as strong as the alternative.
I'm not smarter than the alternative.
- Short answer is probably the patriarchy.
- Why do women have long hair?
'Cause it's beautiful.
- Do we have long hair?
I mean like I've had shorter,
I had shorter hair cause that's easy
to take care of, dries quicker, easier to style.
I'm kind of team short hair.
- I don't know if that's true anymore.
There are men with long hair
and there are women with short hair.
- I know that some women prefer long hair
because they think it's more attractive for men.
- I think it just feels nice.
You can like xxx
And it just like feels good.
You know what wouldn't you have long hair?
- Why do women wear makeup?
'Cause it makes us look and feel right?
- Women wear makeup as a means for self-expression.
- Have you seen this bold lip I'm rocking,
like, why wouldn't we make all,
can you see my highlight too.
- For one, it's not for the men.
So if you're thinking that women wear makeup
to impress men we're literally doing
it for each other.
- We wear make up to at least, I do to express myself.
- making awesome creative pattern is a form of art.
In my opinion.
- It's also fun just to play dress up
and to experiment with your book.
- And maybe to hide some dark circles,
but that's about it.
- Why do women get thrush?
- Because it's moist down there
(laughs loudly)
this is why Google exists so that a random woman
doesn't like answer them for you on YouTube.
- I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
Even though my parents wish I was
- Honestly, couldn't tell you,
if something I probably should know,
I've had it still don't really understand it.
- So the vagina has a pH balance.
And so when that gets thrown off,
whether that be from like cleaning with soap,
it creates an environment that allows yeast to grow.
I'm not a scientist, I'm not a doctor,
but I do have a vagina and I'm pretty sure
that's almost scientifically correct.
- How do women get pregnant?
- Have you had the birds and the bees talk
with your parents yet?
- I mean, I really should have an answer prepared
for this because I have children
who are now asking this question
and I've kind of been like touching it.
So let's practice.
Well, we're going next question.
- It's magic. It's just magic.
- When the P goes in the V, a man lets his load fly.
Sometimes they just come together and create a baby.
- Bada bing bada boom, gamut.
I think it's a gamut, it might be gamut,
- How do women have sex?
- I don't even know how to answer this question.
Go back to school buddy.
- Like what do you mean by sex is multiple different things,
Sexual things that count as sex.
- It goes to somewhere everyone else does just
to keep doing stuff till it feels good.
- Enthusiastically, that's how women have sex.
(she laughs)
- How do women pee?
(she laughs)
Do we fear? When I was younger,
I used to think of the same thing with guys.
I can understand it.
Like, do you have to squeeze
or does it just come out when you're ready?
I still don't know.
(laughs loudly)
- We don't pee.
It's just stays inside us.
- Sitting down generally and unclenching.
- So like there's a toilet seat
and then you sit on the toilet seat and then you pee.
- Here we've got a lot of different holes.
And one of them is a little pee hole,
which you probably won't notice
unless you can get right up close and in there.
But yeah, it comes out of the urethra.
- It's almost like it's a natural process.
- What do women want?
- On any given day, I want attention and chocolate.
- Every woman's totally different.
Every woman has her own thing going on.
- Honestly, not much. I'll tell you exactly what we want.
We wanna be heard,
We wanna be given affection,
we wanna be validated.
And we want someone that can you just communicate well,
that's basically it.
- I think there is a perception out there
that we might only want to be mothers
or we might only want careers.
My experience of womanhood is I want all the things
and I want all the experiences
and I deserve them and I'm gonna get them.
- Girls just wanna have fun.
Honestly. That's the answer.
- Currently, like while I'm in lockdown
and I've been watching crazy rich Asians,
I want a crazy rich husband so I can just lounge around.
Anyone in the comments, slide into my dm.
- What do women find attractive in men?
Oh, so many things.
- Non trash behavior.
Just if you're not trash,
if you're just like a genuine good person,
unfortunately the bar is quite low.
- For me personally, it's respect
when I can have a conversation with a guy
and they're not demeaning or patronizing
and they just want to debate with me.
I find that really attractive.
- Good band who get you really far my friends.
- It's nothing announcer?
Kidding, am I?
Today's mood is nothing.
- Direction and stability and ambition and creativity.
- Just don't be a dick I think
is the most attractive thing other than
that broad shoulders can be pretty great.
- What do women wear to golf?
Whatever we damn want.
- To be honest, I've never been golfing ever.
Isn't that a thing that like old white dudes do?
- If I had to guess maybe like active wear,
don't quote me on that.
- I think one of those hats, you know the visors.
- I suppose they wear the same things that men wear
because we can.
- Parts on show, I'm assuming do they wear skirts?
I feel like that would be so uncomfortable.
You're in like a little skirt.
I guess it's the same rules as tennis.
It's just weird.
Why do women wear different clothes to men
when they're playing sports?
- Where do women store fat?
- In their bodies.
Like everyone else.
- Here.
- The cooking fat in the pantry
and then the body fat in the boobs.
- It changes from person to person I would assume.
And don't Google these things. Love yourself.
- So final thoughts on this.
I thought y'all were a little bit smarter than this.
- I mean, at the end of the day, why do we need
to understand every tiny little thing about women?
Can't we just let women be the gorgeous, beautiful,
mysterious creatures they are.
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