[high five]
- Top o' the morning to you laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to "Plague Inc. Evolved"!
I'm gonna try out some more of the custom scenarios.
This time, not a Jacksepticeye one.
I might go back and do another one of those eventually,
but I wanted to see what the actual, like top rated scenario was for the entire game,
and I think it's the Xenomorph one.
Subscribed.
When I went to "Top Rated of All Time", "Rise of the Xenomorphs" was at the top of it,
so I wanna try that one out.
"After the events in Alien: Resurrection, the ship carrying the aliens crashed in the forests
of the United States of America, and as it crashed, it took the aliens with it," Aliens?
"and so the planet was safe...
At least, that's what we were made to believe!"
DUN DUN DUUUN!
Okay, let's play on... normal.
"Alien Embryo".
Um...
Uh, God, what should I call it?
I'm gonna call it "Xeno Baby".
'Cause Xenomorphs!
Xenomorphs, whatever!
"All hail the mighty Empress!
You, as the mighty Xenomorph Empress,
will control the queen through telepathy,
and with her, all the Xenomorphs."
Is that canon?
Do Xenomorph Empresses exist and have telepathy?
"Spend DNA to unlock new forms of the Xenomorph life cycle."
Got it!
"When the cure reaches 100%, you're NOT dead.
You can't cure 2.5 metre long killer organisms, right?
But it does mean that WY corporations have found something that works to your disadvantage,
and it happens FAST! So, try to stop it. When the cure bar has reached 100% 3 times, you lose."
So, okay, I have to start in America.
So, is this like the zombies one?
I don't know, this might... this might be harder to do than the Jacksepticeye one,
so, let's see what happens.
Ah, okay, I'll speed it up so we start off fast.
YAY!
More Plague Inc.!
I love this game!
Um...
We're spreading... we're spreading decently.
Actually, let's go in here and see what we have first.
"The Queen"!
Okay, we have "Facehuggers".
"Par-, paras-... parasitoid spider-like organism that contain the Xenomorph embryos.
Once hatched from an egg, theses creatures will go about searching for a host to impregnate."
Oh, and the eggs!
"Laid by the queen."
So neither of these increase...
Do I have this?
Okay, um, neither of these increase infectivity.
Symptoms, abilities...
... nothin'.
This is a weird one.
Hopefully I'm able to do it, I don't wanna fail.
I might fail.
"You have over 15 DNA points saved up.
Use them to evolve Xeno Baby" [laughs] "and make it infect more people by pressing the 'Disease' button in the top left corner. "
Top..what? Whatever...
Um, transmission.
Okay, let's evolve this bad boy.
"Can't devolve".
That might be bad.
Oh, severity already..
"Target: Humans".
"Because the facehuggers have partial human DNA due to the cloning process-,"
...Whaaat? [laughs]
"-their first choice for hosts are humans.
Unlocks a new kind of Xenomorph." Okay.
We'll wait for that, I think...
I don't know how to get my infectivity up, though.
I don't wanna start killing people instantly,
'cause whenever that happened before, it was bad.
Trying to kill people super fast ended up getting my dudes killed,
but maybe that's what I'm supposed to do.
Um... we'll wait 'til this increases... a lot.
We're still infecting people, we're just infecting like
[auction guy voice] 31, 32, 33...
[normal voice] It's not a lot.
Are you gonna get to like, forty?
Maybe?
Okay, this is going slow.
Let's... let's do this, just make sure I have none of thes-
Oooh!
Okay!
"When killed, facehuggers will release their acidic blood and dissolve themselves.
Without facehugger bodies to examine, research is harder to conduct."
Hell yes!
And we're gonna have to go with this.
Ooooh!
Let's get all three of these!
Yeeessss!
Uh, you increase infectivity a lot.
Okay!
Now we're about to start cooking!
It's time to start cooking with Xenomorphs!
"New Parisitoid Discovered!"
"YW-" Weyland Yutani, "Corp recently discovered a new species of parisitoid
when it attacked a man and attached onto his face!
The man was saved; the organism killed,
and is currently being used for research purposes."
No it's not!
I dissolve the bodies!
Country information; to find out h-- I don't care!
Come oonn!! Xeno-Baby!
Infect everybody, there we go, infected is going way up!
'Cause SPEED IS KEY!!!
when it comes to infectivity.
Gotta infect em' all! Infect em' all super fast!
And then you lay down the law you be like
KABLAMMO and everybody dead.
At least, hopefully.
"Incubation period symptom mutated.
Xeno Baby has mutated and developed the incubation period symptom without using DNA points."
Don't give me away, don't start killing people yet! And you haven't even
spread to other countries yet.
Okay, a billion! Nice! And symptoms...
yes.
"Chest bursters. The embryo has grown while absorbing some of the hosts' DNA
and after 12 to 24 hours it will begin to eat its way out
resulting in the most horrific death."
Okay, this has no lethality to it. I'm not getting lethality yet.
I want to work on my- my transmissions.
Yeah. Infect more people first.
C'mon man.
YES! We have spread!
We have spread our wings!
Well, our Xenomorph wings...
Imagine flying Xenomorphs!
Gotta be scary-- YES!
North America are getting absolutely ASS BLASTED right now.
And so are Mexico!
Nice!
Can I increase these yet?
Yes.
Oooh, what are you?
"The facehuggers will develop a slime layer on their bodies"
allowing them to climb on the walls..."
Oh god, is my lethality going up? Shit.
Whoo this might be bad...
"The recently discovered parastoids have been seen attacking humans and
can defend themselves by spitting their own blood-"
Such a-
The most-
The most evolutionary perfect killing machine!
"Which is highly corrosive, it has been melting skin and glass, stay away at all costs."
Yeah, stay away from those creepy alien facehugger dudes.
They're the scariness!
Okay, people are dying now.
(worried noise)
Because I think... Okay...
I think the idea of this disease is that you infect people,
kill them,
turn them into Xenomorphs, and then send the Xenomorphs to kill more people.
you're not trying to kill them with the disease straight away.
Ah shit, the cure has started.
Okay!
When the cure gets up a bit I'm going to increase my severity and lethality.
Okay I might do that now.
Um, symptoms, chest bursters. Yes. Flying aliens! I just said that!
"This type of Xenomorph has taken the DNA of an avian species that has bursted out
of it and took the form of wings and more."
Oh yeah! They take the form of whatever they... Impregnate.
So if you just impregnate a bird, it comes out flying. Okay... I'm gonna get all three of these.
Nice.
"A special unit can that can roll itself." Chrysalis.
Oh, a crysalis. Bull alien. Who's more effective? The bull alien.
Nice.
I don't know how this is going to go. "Parasites bursting out of people's chests.
A few patients treated for dizziness, nausea, and chest pains all died to an unknown
creature growing inside of them. How the parasite got there is an unanswered
question." Then- jus- you know the answer! "These new creatures have been
named chestbursters. Weyland Yutani corporation says to keep calm."
Yeah, keep calm from aliens bursting from your chest.
"The capter ches- CAPTURED chestbursters from before have grown
incredibly fast and are almost two meters in length!"
Those are big. "They escaped the Weyland Yutani corporation labs and haven't killed
off all the scienti-" HAVE kill off all the scientists, I can't read.
"There's been a link to these Xenomorphs and the facehuggers." Okay.
Nice! Start killing people.
Oh, we're killing people at a substantial rate and I fucking love it.
Okay I have 78, I can increase stuff again. Evolve all of the alien types...
And now evol- oh wait do I have better abilities? Yes, I friggity do.
"Instead of killing humans on sight, warriors will render them unconscious and
bring them to the hive."
Yes in deedy, my name's Stevie. "The Xenomorphs pollute the water reservoirs-"
Yes.
Okay, did I get a new ability? "Water sources undrinkable. The water reservoirs have
been polluted with Xenomorph blood."
I thought the Xenomorph blood was acidic. "So all citizens should avoid drinking
tap water. Xenomorph blood contains high amounts of hydro sulfuric acid
it is extremely lethal." There we go. Would it even mix with the water then?
I don't know, I are not a scientologist! Or a scientist. (Laughs)
Yes, yes...
66, lets just increase the shit out of everything.
"Aggressive pack. Xenomorphs will search relentlessly for any other species on
the planet when it forms a threat." Oh.
I can get both of these. What?!
Why did you increase to 34, you were 33 a second ago!
"The Xenomorphs apply their DNA to their surroundings, causes a boost in mutation chance."
No.
Okay.
I'm probably doing bad.
"Egypt leads global cure effort." No you fucking don't.
No you don't. Slow down that cure!
Do I actually have anything that slows down the cure?
Um...
Okay, I have to do the conditions. Shit.
God, there's so many abilities!
This is confusing!
Okay, the cure is getting up there but it said I can reach the cure...
Holy fucking Jesus!
Did you just see what happened?!
"Weyland Yutani has now discovered how to remove facehuggers
from their victims without fatal inergy- injuries! Large stat drop."
Well fuck yo- oh 'cause it reached 100.
Damn it, it goes up fast! Well it did say that didn't it?
Okay I need to start boosting EVERYTHING I have.
Yes...
Yes!...
YES!
I need 37. I mean if I have everything, I can't really lose.
Of course I can. (Laughs)
"Hoards of Xenomorphs are attacking people." Do I not get active abilities then?
I thought that's what was going to happen- I'd get my little bar over here
with a lot of abilities on it, and I'd send my Xenomorphs to different places.
Xeno Baby!
Go die! Kill them all! DIE!
"Mission to destroy the hives. Highly weaponed squads
have been sent out to kill the Xenomorph Queens and destroy the hives.
We al- we all wait in tension for our brave heroes. This doesn't seem good.
I would evolve something to protect the Queen's like... Praetorian's maybe."
Don't I have those? I have a lot of shit. Um...
Prae- preatorians prea- prea- preatorians?
Um... where is the Praetorians?
I don't know!
"The drones will raise the chestbusters until they are fully grown Xenomorphs, protecting them from any threats."
'Kay, lethality went way up with that.
(Sings) I don't know what I'm doing!
That's fine.
We're killing people well. We almost have everyone infected, and that's really good.
"The squad has to succeed in killing off the Xenomorph queens, with them gone the others will die too."
What?!
Nooo!
You sons of bitches!
Aw man!
AH BALLS!
Did I just fail?
Okay, We're going here.
It's down to the wire. Aw... shite balls.
"Xeno Baby has been eradicated."
Well fuck you!
There can't be 7.1 billion healthy!
Oh wait that was at the start. Oh, I get it.
Fuck, man, I failed!
Shit.
Okay. That was a hard one to do. Well, not if I figure out the scenario but it was
harder to do than the jacksepticeye one because you actually have to know
what you are doing. The jacksepticeye one was a lot more lenient, and it was more about
the references than... Most other things. But, that was really cool! I like that,
I might try it again in another video.
If there's any viruses out there that you guys have played that you think are
super cool, that you've tried out for yourselves like I've have seen a lot of
five-star rated ones here- Luck of the Draw, a Social Disease,
Fangirl Epidemic! Let me know! G-go to Steam and try to look up some of the-
well, if you want. I don't wanna seem like I'm forcing people to do my bidding or
anything. I just wanna- I wanna do ones that you guys think are cool, and that
will be fun to watch. But Xenomorphs was really cool!
I want to try and figure out how that one works, maybe if I do, then I can do
that one in the next video but, let me know! I'm curious, this is a really cool
game and I wanna-I wanna do things that are fun to do in it,
so for now, thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it,
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*WHIPISH WHIPISH* Well thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes... IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
*Chanting* Xeno-Baby Xeno-Baby, it will kill you, it is crazy!