(whispers) Exclusive.
Um, coincidence city, population 2. How crazy is that?
No, way!
Way!
No, way!
Uh, b-way!
My God.
We're both here together.
So fun.
My God, so fun.
So fun.
I'm saying this as a friend, you're looking
a little tired. Like your face needs a little quench.
Oh my God. No. No, I'm good.
You sure? It's so good.
I'm actually really over coconut water.
That's really like Summer 2012. I'm more onto like Autumn 2012,
and I'm really into this guy.
Kombucha.
I love it, because its all about the
enzymes and the probiotics.
I would literally overdose on probiotics.
That's like a narrow minded way to be.
That's kind of like walking around with blinders
on, like you're a horse. Like you are a...
[she neighs]
Hey ladies.
I don't think so.
If you were an animal, you probably would be a horse.
We're going to get started in a little bit,
if you want to start stretching.
Hey girl. You look amazing.
You've been here before?
Uh, yeah.
So you know the machine.
Yeah, I know the machine really.
I feel like we're in a long term relationship.
Do you know how to maneuver it, and use the handles
and all that stuff? I need to make sure, because
you can hurt yourself, and I don't want that to happen.
That's so sweet. I don't need any tips.
Alright, we'll start in a little bit.
Okay.
Get out of here girl.
God, I want to wear you.
She's amazing.
She's so great.
Totes random, do you know what your carbon
footprint is, because I literally have no
carbon footprint. It's like me and mother goddess
earth are one or something. Like, when I die
it's going to be almost like I didn't exist.
I was like the earth's best friend.
It's almost like, already nobody knows
that you exist. You know, like not a lot
of people know you exist. So it's kind of of perfect.
It's probably better that not a lot of people
know you existed rather than everybody knowing you
existed, and by everyone I mean mostly men,
and then by existed, I mean like...
[mimics]
Ha ha ha. Speaking of which, I was hanging
out with Lululemon yesterday, that's why
I'm so decked out in her clothes, because I hang
out with her all the time.
Those are [inaudible].
I thought it was spray paint.
No-no-no. I'm her fit model.
I could've sworn the company was owned by a man,
and there is no Lululemon.
Oh my God, I would love to see you say that
to her, because she would fucking kill you.
Oh would she?
Mmm-hmm.
Okay. Yeah.
[giggling]
You are so great. I'm going to stretch though.
[interposing voices]
Yeah, I was going to get my stretch on as well,
more than you.
I'm just probably do the...
(mimics) stretch your back out... I'm going to
do the spinal tap stretch.
Less of this, more the doing.
Yeah, let's just do it.
I gotta get the right angle. Do you know what I mean?
Like a lot of people don't do the right angle.
That's the right one?
This is what you do.
[crash]
Oh shit.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good. I stretch differently.
I stretch differently.
Okay. Are you... Oh, shit...okay, you're like bleeding.
You're like bleeding.
Are you sure you're okay?
I was going to donate blood today anyway.
You seem like super woozy though to me.
No. I'm good.
Are you sure?
Why don't you just really get some of that in your mouth?
No. No.
I told you it's good.
Fuck you, and your coconut, cunt water.
Tranny.
Okay. I'm assuming that is from blood lost,
that you would be such a...
I'm so kidding.
...such a psycho cunt. So that is just a joke?
So kidding.
You know what? I'm just going to lay down.
I think it's the best thing to do.
Actually, if you have a conc...well, yes.
Sleep that concussion off.
You know what? I'm just going to quickly
rest my head, just really quick.
Yes, rest your head. Nice and easy.
Just going to lay it down.
Hey girls. You ready?
Hi!
So ready. Yeah! Stretch. Stretch. Stretch. Love it.
Love it. She's fine.
She's not going for help. She's about to go to sleep.
Okay, this is bad.
Let's just start.
Oh, now you got her...okay.
Go to sleep, Eliza.
(whispers) Forever.
Yay.
[music]
Eliza: Yeah, pilates,
without your voice in my fucking ear.