You're about to notice something terrifying. Something that you're not prepared for.
When Cib first grew his mustache, I couldn't help but feel that he looked much like a sex offender.
But now that it's gone, I really don't know what I think yet.
Although it wasn't really my opinion that mattered.
I wanted to see what Cib thought about shaving his moustache.
I have no idea what he thought I asked him.
Either way, we pretended to go on a date with James as the waiter
to see if Cib's lack of a mustache made him more charismatic.
I have to admit, after that short test, Cib did seem a little bit more charismatic than usual.
But that's when I got a call that was going to change everything.
This is the face of someone who had completely forgotten they'd signed up for the 54 by 54-inch pizza challenge
at Big Mama's & Papa's Pizzeria.
If we finished this 54 by 54-inch pizza, the prize was one thousand dollars.
Since this was such a big day, we tweeted out our location and, actually, a couple fans showed up.
Needless to say, there were some obstacles we had to overcome during the competition.
I wish James hadn't have eaten before the competition.
Granted, we did completely forget this competition was happening,
but it wasn't like he chose to eat in the morning.
He'd stopped at two completely separate Mexican food places on the way to the pizzeria.
We made it about this far.
And just like that, we ended the challenge.
Even though it costs two hundred and eighty dollars to do the challenge, the good news is we still had some pizza left over.
Cib went home to change and get more pizza, James showed up at my house,
and we all regrouped to finally get the free TVs for the office.
In the one hour span I was away from Cib, he was able to regrow all of his mustache.
If this man looks familiar to you, it's probably because A) he was in a video,
or B) you saw him on the back of a milk carton or a no-fly list.
I'm not sure which path his life has gone.
Seeing him so uneasy around James made me feel a little bit more protected than usual.
Even Cib could tell something was fishy here.
At first I was worried we were entering a layer of violence,
but to my surprise James's contact came through once again with free shit.
I think the main lesson here is that, if something seems too good to be true,
like, for instance, if somebody tells you they can get you free PS4s, free TVs,
who knows what else in the future, It's not too good to be true.
It's real and it's out there.
This man exists, and this is what perfection looks like.