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Honestly, they need to sponsor me at this point
Guys! Episode is back- and so am I by the way
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That is a satisfying season for the show foursome
Season 4
Which is why I missed a couple weeks of YouTube videos here and there
and its also the reason why I have not posted a new 'Episode' video in a hot minute
but rest assured bitch there's gonna be a lot of fun 'cause all I see anywhere from you
guys is "POST ANOTHER EPISODE VIDEO" so, yeah I'm gonna be posting them more
frequently and yeah I don't know if there's really anything else I have to
say I'm very excited to just fucking play the game already because it's been so
long I need to see what my girl Fatty Tessie has been up to
I honestly don't really remember where we left off at this point but we'll figure it out together
Oh and if you guys have no idea what I'm talking about right now, basically I do a
series on this channel where I play a game called Episode. Specifically this
story called "Bad Boys Girl?" "Bad Boys Club?" I don't fucking know, it's honestly fucking dumb
and I've already done two videos playing this game so if you have not seen the
first two videos make sure to go watch them because this game
is like a story, so you need to know what happened in those videos to understand
what's happening now and yeah. Let's just get into the game already, Jen, shut the
fuck up you made us wait long enough. Okay. Okay.
Ooo bitch, it's starting. Chapter three. *gasp* Note
this chapter contains scenes that may be upsetting to some readers. I don't really
know what that means but this goes for you guys too.
Something's gonna fucking get us upset, okay, be warned
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually going to a party with Coldstone. *gasp* Nicole
you are NOT going to that party! What?
That's right, I heard about your little date
So? Coldstone asked me. You can't control my life. Yes bitch stand up for yourself
That's where you're wrong. New rule Tessie, no parties. Since when is my fucking mom in
school next to me? If I see your face outside of school you will regret it. Got
that? My first choice of this episode - avoid confrontation or stand up for
yourself. Why would I avoid confrontation Nicole's being a big bitch
I'm going to stand up for myself. I'm not afraid of you.
*laughs for an uncomfortable amount of time*
You should be afraid very afraid
Oh man I'm close to tears. I've got my
eyes on you Tessie. Don't think I don't see through your little game. Dude what
the fuck happened last episode? I need to start rewatching them before I film these
What game? Hanging out with Cold Stone Creamery. I know
you're up to something. I don't know what you're talking about
You're using him to get closer to Jay. I'm not going to the party for Jay!
You're not going to the party at all Jesus this bitch is so annoying
let me let my goddamn life. And if you do, well don't think I won't ruin your life.
PERMANENTLY. What does that mean? Is she going to fucking break my legs? I'm capable of
anything. Oh my god. Remember that the next time you try to cross me. Ooo gotta
catch my breath real quick. Oh new text message - pick you up at 7:00
wear something sexy. Shit. How am I gonna get out of this one? What do you mean get out of this
one Tessa go to the party dramatic fade to black
all right where am I oh it's my room duh I knew that there must be a way to get
out of this okay Thank You Tessa thank pretend to be sick
or convince your parents to ground you convinced at your parents depravity you
me I'm going to pretend to be sick I'll fix it that's it
it's brilliant okay Tessa calm down it's literally like the first excuse anyone
uses ever now I just gotta find something convincing an illness like I
you have a cold or something that top diseases contracted by teenagers herpes
syphilis herpes I knew it you know no wrong search just say that you like have
diarrhea I don't know with mono ah perfect nobody wants to
party with a girl whose happiness blends so true I still wish she went to the
party why am i sleeping in that outfit Cold Stone Creamery yo Tessa just
brought on the dramatics man what are you doing here I told you I wasn't
feeling well Shh no talking gotta get you better you know
if my shortcake isn't going to the party then neither am i cold stone you're the
guest of honor you have to go to your own party what did I say about talking
now the only remedy I know of for mono as my Nana's homemade fennel broccoli
punch white where did that come from oh I just throw up that's it two cups of
this every hour for the next 12 hours and you'll be good as new
I'll stay here with you make sure you don't miss a single dose oh my god okay
okay fine you got me I'm thinking if I knew it that was disgusting
but I just can't go not anymore tell him why girl, tell him why what happened
did Jay say something was it Nicole lie about Nicole's threat or tell Coldstone
the truth oh I'm gonna tell Coldstone the truth because I feel like we have
started bonding a lot you know also why would I lie about that
why would I cover up for them Nicole so I'm gonna tell Coldstone the truth
Nicole did say something at school. whAt did she sayy ;;;)))))) that if i went to the party
I'd regret it oh she's just bluffing this is my party Tessie nothing bad will
happen to you so long as I'm around and that includes Nicole I just don't know
*impatient* just go to the party. uGh. goooooooooooooooo to the party. f Nicole. f her. dont actually f her. shes a b
Nicole's the one who's afraid of you don't you see that oh my god so true
Coldstone she's just an insecure bully oh my god SO TRUEEE
so uh r u coming or do i have to drag u all the way there( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°) oh my god
imagine him dragging me there Oh fine I'll go to your stupid party
send the text hey guys I'm feeling better so I'm going to the party
me suddenly does not have mono anymore Coldstone is full of
surprises what's he always like this or does he
just cause he likes me now that im not fat. wow, thats pretty sad ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) maybe he's just using me
me ooh whatever is he certainly has changed I like how she's like really
like pondering this literally hand on her chin and he's just starring at her
where's he going hey what are you doing get out of my closet let me pick
something out for you oh how about this one I could never wear that what is it I
don't even see sure you can it's in your closet true yeah but there's too
much cleavage Tessa there's never too much cleavage show those titties when
you got it flaunt it tit flaunt tit( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *haha* wow you look amazing Tessa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cant even see the cleavage move the bubble thanks that's sweet of you I can't see the tits
move the bubble just wait until you taste my lips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (this is already h0t)
OK... uh *dissapointed sigh*
Cole! I still can't see her tits.
Like...
Seriously Tess. You look h0tTtT
should i wear this ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
aW i hAve to buy it ╚(•⌂•)╝
I bought it.
Alright. Ill wear it. I literally still have not seen her tits.
And I spent real money on the outfit soo... it better look good?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhHHHoHOhOOhhOoHhoohhoohhohHOhohohohOhoHohhoHHOHhoohHoohhohoOH ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -). ͡
Oh, here we go. *pfft* them dancing. Oh My God. Me! Actually me at the club
Oh! Me back there!
*laughs* Holy shit! The dancing *laughs*
want one sure its just one beer, come up with an excuse, hell no thats illegal
sure it's just one beer maybe that's just what I
need nervous? nervous doesn't even begin to
describe it *really good slurp* why are you being so nice to me the pranks I used to pull that was
just our thing ;) you know but those days are over our new
thing is having a great time together so let's party still don't know if I can
trust you what can I do to prove my loyalty ;;))) dAncE! how does that prove-
loyalty. what? *laughs* i said dAnCe (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ what is that move. is he flossing his neck. me.
rock out with your *beep* *beep* out*beep*
*lowkey bumps*
ohh what is this are they grinding or somethings that what that was, fine. you win. I m having an Okay Time.
what I tell you. don't let it get to your head watch Nicole is about to show up she's
literally about to show up Oh what did I say I'd say what did I say there they are.
jay: mind if i steal her away for a sec ❤; (｡♥‿♥｡) *gasp* oh my god *fan with ur hand* no i dont mind it ♥‿♥;
honey you haven't even danced with me yet shut Nicole Jay wants to talk to me BITCH
I have you all night babe is that okay Coldstone yeah whatever I guess that'd
be all right your outfit is really pretty Tessa Thanks
cold stone picked it out oh I see ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)what's wrong yeah what is wrong it's nothing
don't be so dramatic hey I'm glad you came out tonight Nicole
said you weren't going to make it oh of course you'd say that I'm glad I did
this dancing is just horrendous do you find
it weird I mean between us now that you're dating Nicole I don't know maybe
Oh Tessa you just hit them with that real question I just wish we had our summers
back we all used to be so close yeah I remember you don't hate me for dating
Nicole do you give Jay a hint or hide your true feelings honestly I'm giving
him a hint I love the drama I just I love the drama no but wasn't Nicole
always interested in your brother oh my god tEsSiE yEs *hAhA* eXpOsE hEEErRR
I don't really think about stuff like that so there wasn't anyone else that
you liked well there was this other girl but she
didn't seem interested or maybe I was too scared is he talking about me oh my god I think he's talking about me
talking about me no that's stupid he can't be I think you had enough time
with my boyfriend UGH NICOLE GO awAy yeah sure I was just gonna go to the bathroom
anyway I take a big shit good catching up Tessa
ooh tension in their relationship things are really looking up Tessie maybe this
year won't be so bad after all oh who is that Hank how'd he get in the
bathroom with me hey hot stuff that's a pretty outfit got all dolled up for me
who the fuck are you um hi I was just leaving actually really because I heard
you wanted to give me a private party(^з^) shortcake
what oh my god no ways fucking happening in this game
stop what Nicole did you send someone in the bathroom to sexually assault me oh
my god to be continued what the fuck who the fuck does that oh my god you
guys I'm gonna vomit I can't I can't fucking believe this I
have no words I literally have no words I am upset I am upset I already want to
play the next chapter and see what happens but that is all for this video
so I hope you guys enjoyed this episode of episode and if you did then make sure
to give it a big thumbs up also leave a comment down below letting me know what
the fuck is up and yeah that is pretty much it for this week's video thank you
guys so much for watching and I will see you all next Saturday with another new
video bye