This book is all I have left of you, mystery crush.
It doesn't have to be. [shrieking]
Don't worry, I'm here, too. [shrieking]
Come on, you know you want to use Find a Fiend
to get that boy. Just do it.
Oh, I get it. Angel Phoebe, Devil Phoebe!
All right, Angel Phoebe, tell me why I shouldn't do it.
Abusing your hero league privileges would be wrong.
- Thank you. - Unless...
Unless? Tell her the unless.
Unless you do it really, really quick
so no one finds out. That's kind of like not even doing it.
That's not very angel like at all.
Handing out halos just anyone these days?
Come on. I really like him, okay?
And all those signs,
I really want to see where this goes.
But if I use Find a Fiend, I have to label my crush
as a dangerous criminal.
Well, he is dangerously cute.
And he's the first guy you've liked since Link.
All right, fine.
If you guys both think I should do it, then I'll do it.
Uh, actually, you're already doing it.
While Angel Phoebe and I were distracting you,
IT Phoebe logged you in to the Find a Fiend app.
You're in. I also backed you up to the cloud.
Surprise?
Aw, I'm sorry, guys, but this is a bad time...
for you.
Quick, use Dark Mayhem's force field to trap them.
I have that? Awesome.
Don't worry. I'll get us out of here.
[yelling]
You're welcome.
Once I pull this lever and erupt that volcano,
that force field will be the least of your worries.
Volcano eruption in ten minute.
[gasping] Ten minutes?
I guess that means we have time for a family selfie.
Everybody say, "Evil".
Evil.
Come on, guys, give me something to work with.
Evil.
Don't worry. Just act natural and everything will be fi-
[howling]
Down, Max. Down, boy. Down. Down.
Wan saw that.
One more slip up and we are going home.
And you are going to the kennel.
Ow.
Excuse you, broccoli face.
How dare you.
Jerkus, broccoli this.
[gasping]
I was right.
Somebody order broccoli?
You weirdos are real monsters. Get them!
Where'd you even get those?
Bed Bath and Pitchforks.
What do we do?
We win them over... with dance.
Humans love when monsters dance.
[music playing]
Rar! Rar! Rar! Rar! Ooh. Ooh.
Wobble wobble. Wobble wobble.
[music playing]
You can't hypnotize us with your funky moves.
Get them!
Oh, no, we're doomed.
Leave my family alone.
Chloe?
Out of my way, Halloweenees.
I'm not scared of no mini monster.
What are you going to do?
Eat your brains, baby.
[screaming]
Oh, yeah? Who's gonna stop me?
[cheering]
I'm going to stop you.
And you are?
Phoebe Hood, protector of the weak
and... other people who can't afford to shower.
You may protect the poor and stinky,
but who's going to protect you?
They are.
These are my Merry Men.
[clearing throats]
Sorry. I mean, uh, my Merry Crew.
Bar Marion, little Hank.
Your days of stealing are over, Maxingham.
He's that way.
You'd know that if you wore your glasses.
Don't forget, Friar Billy.
May the salami be with you.
And finally...
Beyonce?
Uh, sure, if that's what you want then yes.
Beyonce.
Hey!
Who greased up my tablet?
He who felt it, dealt it.
Guys, can we focus on fighting injustice here please?
You think you scare us?
My men are fearless.
That changes things.
We'll take our belongings now, if you don't mind.
You haven't heard the end of this, Phoebe Hood.
Phoebe Hood! Phoebe Hood! Phoebe Hood!
You're my favorite, Phoebe Hood.
She should be your favorite too, tiny dude.
Ta-da!
Is it behind the two rabbits?
It is the two rabbits.
Dr. Colosso has been teaching me how to clone.
Fortunately, they've all been coming out
with two butts until now.
Behold one beautiful butt.
You really need to get out more.
Okay, before you go, you might want to see this.
What did you do?
You said you wanted to clone yourself.
That was an expression.
Oh, so is this. I'm a stinking genius.
Max, this is so wrong.
No, this is perfect. You get help
with your boring life and I have something
that will impress Villain University.
A clone?
The competition is tough.
Jimmy Kloeckner turned his grandmother into a zombie
and was still wait listed.
Well, she does look exactly like me.
Could she talk?
I could talk all day about those cute shoes.
I know, right? I mean, they were a little bit pricey, but whoa!
This is way too weird.
I refuse to be dragged into another one
of your wacky experiments.
[phone chiming]
I know, I know. I've got stuff to do it
at two, three, four, and five. Get off my back calendar!
Hmm. If only there were two of you.
No, Max, if someone finds out you can clone,
they might get an inkling
that we're not your typical suburban family.
No one will inkle. There will be no inkling.
She's a perfect copy of you. Same annoying voice,
same cackling laugh. same dopey face.
Okay, I get it.
How do you stand him?
It's not easy.
Don't worry, I'll be with her the whole time.
I just want to see how she works in the real world.
I don't think so, Max.
Phoebe! This keyboard's not going to play itself!
Actually, it has that option.
Shut it, Billy!
They need my help. Okay.
I won't let you take her to Cherrie's bake sale,
but maybe she can shelve books for me at the library.
And don't mess this up, Max. You'll expose us all.
Well, since we're going to the library,
I should probably return that book on neutrons
or there's going to be a charge.
Oh, oh, me.
If only your jokes were as good as your cloning.
You are just like her.
Should have dialed back on the sass.
Are you okay?
Numbers are made of candy.
Say what?
Max, what's the first thing I taught you about cloning?
The more butts, the bigger the cleanup.
Yes, and the slightest bump they turn dumb. Observe.
I'm the mayor of string cheese.
I mean, it's okay. It's just a little glitch.
Look at me, I'm Dr. Finger Tubes.
That might be something real Phoebe does
when no one's around. We don't know.
[giggling]
It is now time to go see what became
of your beautiful sister, Phoebe.
Beautiful? I think you got the wrong Phoebe.
Just a little joke.
I'm having so much fun.
Hindle High?
Looks like I finally turned this place around.
No, your sister did.
It is now called Phoebe Thunderman
Academy of Fear.
And here comes it's wicked queen now.
Phoebe's bad too?
So bad she rules this school with an iron fist.
Whoa, a real iron fist.
She got it from a diabolical woodshop accident.
So lucky.
Hey, quarterback, you're benched.
[chuckles] Benched.
Cause it's a bench. [chuckles]
My mind texting you LOL.
Maybe it's time you see what happened to Billy
after his Christmas was ruined.
Billy turned evil, too?
I never want to wake up.