Today is the New York primary so
I thought it would be the perfect time to play
a new game we're calling Law or not a Law.
[MUSIC]
[APPLAUSE] Okay.
We just thought of it this afternoon so we don't have a better title or.
{LAUGHTER} Or a song.
The way it works is we're going to see a law from New York and
we're all going to have to guess if it's a real law or something we made up.
You all have a card under your chair because we didn't have time to make
paddles so if you have a stick in your purse you can actually attach it and
have your own paddle [LAUGHTER] Twitch and I are going to play along,
we have not seen these.
So, we will all look at it, and decide if it's a law or not a law.
We'll see.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in their pocket.
It sounds like that's too crazy.
>> Yeah. >> I think it might be a law.
[LAUGH] >> Wait, what?
[LAUGH] >> All right, let's see the next one.
Women may go topless in public, providing it's not being used as a business.
>> [LAUGH] >> In New York?
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm gonna say, I don't know.
I say, no.
[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]
>> [LAUGH] And
she can have an ice cream corner party too.
[LAUGH] Let's see the next one.
Men are allowed to whistle at passing attractive women only if it's
recognizable tune.
[LAUGH] No [LAUGH] [SOUND]
>> But why can't?
That should be okay if it's a, anyway.
>> [LAUGH] >> See the next one.
It is illegal to teach your parrot to rap without a permit.
Come on.
Just because it seems so stupid.
[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]
>> [LAUGH]
>> I do think you should have a permit to
teach a parrot to rap, though.
Let's see the next one.
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
Just the center of town?
[LAUGH] The perimeters.
And who cares if men are topless?
[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]
>> So women can go topless, but
men cannot go topless.
Let's see the next one.
If a grocery store patron squeezes a melon for
more than five seconds, they must purchase it.
That actually I know is a law.
[LAUGH] I was thinking of Sherman.
>> [LAUGH] >> Let's see the next one.
Foreplay is forbidden
in cars parked at drive-in theaters while the film is being projected.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] [NOISE] [LAUGH]
>> [LAUGH]
>> Okay, Andy, it's the last one.
>> [LAUGH] >> You
may only water if the hose is held in your hand.
>> [LAUGH]
>> [NOISE]
>> As opposed to how else?
Like, you're toes?
You're like watering somehow.
That's how you play Law or Not a Law, which will probably be the last time.
>> [LAUGH] >> Tune in.
Next time we play IRS tax code or not an IRS tax code.
>> [LAUGH] >> We'll be back.