Why'd you sniff my hair?
I heard on the news tonight that Captain Man and Kid Danger
put out a fire at a syrup factory.
Did they?
Yeah. And your hair smells like syrup.
It does. I... I wonder why.
Maybe because you're Kid Danger.
[laughing nervously]
Kid Dan... I wish.
I mean, that'd be nice. You know, ooh, ooh.
Yeah, and I guess you must be Beyoncé.
[ringing]
Good morning to you. Good morning to you.
Welcome to Wednesday. Your face looks like poo!
Ray, it's 6:57 in the morning.
Henry, we're this close to capturing the Time Jerker.
No way.
- Yeah. - You figured out where he is?
No, I just wanted to tell you that I might beep you later
if we get a fix on the Time Jerker's location.
So you beeped me now to tell me that you might beep me later?
Yes. And I also wanted to tell you about the full moon.
- What full moon? - This one!
Hey, what goes on?
[music playing]
Whoa, dude's bringing it.
- Who's he? - My boss.
That's right. Ha!
[laughing]
Look at his... look at his hair!
[laughing]
Oh, man.
Oh wait, Henry, come here. I gotta to fix your hair.
Whoa, no, no, no, no, no. Whoa!
- No, no, no, no. - What?
I don't want you to fix my hair with your wet spit-licked hand.
Well, I don't want my son coming to dinner looking like some kind of wild animal.
I don't know what that is, but no, you're not gonna do that.
- Just come here. - No, I know you're not gonna do that.
- Just let me-- - No.
-Just let me-- - No! No!
I don't consent! I don't consent! It's my house!
It's my house tonight! Just come here!
It's my house! I let you borrow it!
[grunting]
Get off me!
[grunting]
- Please calm down. - You calm down!
Why are you acting like such a maniac?
I don't know.
I guess... I guess it's 'cause I want...
I want Lacy to know that I'm Captain Man, and I'm indestructible and I'm a big deal.
Well, you know you can't tell her that you're Captain Man.
I know, but I also know there is something I can do.
What's that? No!
- There we go. - Stop! Dude, just stop!
[screaming]
What?
♪ Henry, you gotta get over here ♪
♪ Why are you singing? ♪
♪ Why am I singing? ♪
♪ Just brush your teeth And get over here ♪
♪ Can you smell my breath Through the phone? ♪
♪ What? No. Listen, someone put A musical curse over this town ♪
- Really? - Really!
♪ Has it infected everybody else? ♪
♪ Go to downstairs and see for yourself ♪
another statue of Kid Danger.
Yeah, we were gonna have one of Captain Man, but we changed our minds.
- I didn't know. - Get out.
- No seriously I didn't know that they-- - Get out.
- See you at Thanksgiving? - Of course.
I got lots of friends.
I have a lot of friends and they're really cool.
And they like me.
And they believe me when I say things.
Dude, are you still crying?
[music playing]
When did Schwoz build all this?
- Hm? - When did Schwoz build all this?