- I'm so ready!
- Oh yeah! - Oh yeah, I'm eating this.
- I'm so sad that I have to shove this in my mouth,
'cause this looks really good.
- ♪ Somebody ♪
- ♪ Somebody once eh eh ♪
- Oh, okay!
- ♪ I ain't the sharpest ♪ ♪ Tool in the shed ♪
- ♪ She was looking kinda dumb ♪ ♪ With her finger and her thumb ♪
♪ In the shape of an L ♪ ♪ On her forehead ♪
- (PvF) What are we doing today?
- Shrek!
- (PvF) It's an Eat In One Shrek-ond.
- Eat In One Shrek-ond.
- Shrek-ond!
- Just don't do this, enjoy us doing it,
'cause we have a medic.
- (PvF) For our winners, Get Out Of Punishment Free.
- Yes!
- Okay, I need one of those!
- We got this. - (laughs) I'm about we?
- I believe in you! - But I believe in you!
- I can't let them see me weak, so...
(thunder crashes)
- An Eat In One Shrek-ond, here we go.
Oh my God! - Ah, a gingerbread man!
- It's a gingerbread man.
- (as Gingy) A gingerbread man! (Jair laughs)
- (both) Yes! Gingerbread man!
- (laughs) That's messed up! - Dirty!
- My wife calls me Lord Farquaad, because of my hair.
(Angel laughs)
- I love gingerbread cookies. - Ah, John Lithgow.
- (Gingy) You're a monster!
- You monster!
- (Farquaad) I'm not a monster here, you are!
- You and the rest of that fairytale trash!
- (Farquaad) Poisoning my perfect world.
Now tell me, where are the others?
- (Gingy) Eat me!
- Eat me! - Eat me!
- Oh, eat me! (laughs) - That's what I'm talking about buddy.
- Ugh! (Jayse laughs)
- (Gingy) The Muffin Man!
- Do you know? (laughs)
- (as Gingy) Do you know the Muffin Man?
- Aw, it's so cute! - (laughs) So cute!
- I'm a pretty princess.
- Oh, I would've been a princess too,
I would've been fine with that. - No!
- (PvF) Gingy's on the menu today, and you'll have just one second
to stuff the gingerbread man in your mouth.
Thank God the Muffin Man isn't also here.
- I'm sorry I'm gonna be ripping you into pieces.
- (as Gingy) The Muffin Man!
Do you know who lives on Drury Lane?
(laughs)
- Pop his legs off.
- Okay, oh, there's a method to it.
- You can't just shove stuff in your mouth!
- I feel sad. (both whimper)
- Start your engines! - Mmm.
- Can we get like a Mario Kart, three, two, one?
- (PvF) Three, two, one. - Eat me!
- (PvF) Time.
Time.
Jillian, that's not quite in.
- I don't know!
- (PvF) Yes, you guys both get the point.
That is a point for each of you.
(Jair hums)
Ed gets the point. Jillian, I'll give you half a point.
- Really crunchy.
- What - ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
- ♪ Mm-mm ♪
- (both) Mmm!
- So good. - Super good.
- (Cookie) You can't end tyranny on an empty stomach!
(Jillian gasps) - Aw!
- Oh, the chimichangas?
- Okay.
- That's crazy. - Oh!
- Oh my!
- Oh wait a minute, we don't need that though.
- Ew, they're eating, it's the ogres!
- Oh, they're eating offal, yeah, they're eating,
is that worms, those are bugs.
- (Donkey) Okay, alright, but this is the last time.
- This is the last time!
- (Brogan) Here it comes, look at him!
- Oh boy.
- Beat him bro.
- Come out his nose, mm!
- Aw, bro! - I see you!
(Corey laughs) (Jair babbles)
- Oh! (Ed laughs)
- The eyes, we're gonna eat eyeballs?
- Ugh! - Ooh!
- The worms and eyeballs.
(Angel laughs)
- Oh my God.
- (PvF) For our next round, we've got a grubby meal
of fresh eyeballs and worms,
and the trick will be getting this whole bowl in your mouth
in just two seconds, you can't drop any of them.
- That's why I'm not stressing,
because if I can get the worms in my mouth.
- (PvF) What are you doing, Jillian?
- (laughs) Stretching.
- They're so squishy! (Jayse laughs)
Oh!
- (PvF) Did you know that there's a fifth Shrek in the works?
- Really?
- (PvF) How are you feeling?
- I'm nervous. - (laughs) I just don't know
how I'm gonna fit all this in my mouth!
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
Time.
Time!
Hold your hands up.
Corey gets the full point! (Jair mumbles)
Jair, I see the eyeball in your pocket.
(buzzer rings) (Corey laughs)
Yep, that's a point for each of you!
- Mm! (bell rings)
- (PvF) I will give you guys each the point.
(Jair hums)
How's it taste?
- Mm. - Mm, mm.
- That was fun.
- I hate candy. - It was so good.
- That was disgusting.
- (Donkey) (sniffs) Yeah!
- Oh! - Oh, the waffles!
- The waffles! - It's a trap!
- (Donkey) I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story!
- They about to get him. - Just a bedtime story!
- Is it waffles? It's waffles!
- Waffles! - What'd I say?
- Don't eat that, Donkey.
- Don't you think it's weird? Mm-hmm.
- Waffle, waffles, ugh, ugh, ugh. (beatboxes)
- He is the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Ugh, I love waffles! - He said Donkey, watch out!
- Ooh, waffles! - Ah!
- Ah, ah! (Jillian screams)
- Lick that syrup. Lick that syrup!
- You did it.
- Ah! - Okay, this is the one you wanted.
- Ah! - You wanted this, right?
- Aww, now we're getting to the tougher parts.
- Oh my gosh!
- Don't play with it, don't play with it.
- Waffles, waffles, waffles.
Let's go, man.
- (PvF) You probably should be suspicious
of this delicious stack of waffles we found in the forest,
especially when you consider
you'll have to eat them in just three seconds.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this,
this is so much waffle.
- (sighs) I don't know.
- I've never eaten this many waffles at one time.
I've never opened my mouth this wide before.
(Jair laughs)
- I'm putting these into small pieces.
And then I'm gonna... - Compression.
- And then yeah, it's gonna be a compression.
(Angel sighs)
- Do you hear her?
Do you hear the noises she's making right now?
(Jillian grunts)
- (PvF) Corey, look at Jair.
- What the...
- I'm so ready!
- This is a lot of waffle.
- Okay! Are you ready?
- Let's get it.
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(bell rings)
Time!
Time.
Time!
Uh oh, Angel.
Jillian not quite. (buzzer rings)
- Mm-mm.
- (PvF) Ed, you could have the half point.
- Mm! (bell rings)
- (PvF) Yep, you guys both get the point!
- Mmm! (bell rings)
- (PvF) Angel, that's a half point.
(bell rings) Jayse that's a full point.
How was that waffle?
(Ed roars)
- I always wanna beat everybody, you're too nice!
God dang it, she's doing this, is this a mind game?
Is she messing with me? (Angel laughs)
She's messing with me.
- I can't believe I didn't drop it, I swear, I thought something fell.
- (PvF) No! - Oh my God.
- (PvF) You got it all in! - We ran it, man.
- (laughs) No.
- Uh oh, a knuckle sandwich, is that what we're getting?
(both laugh)
- Oh. - Uh oh.
- What did she do here? - Look at Prince Charming.
I feel like I could play him.
- (laughs) My parents every time.
- Do we get an axe with this?
- I really don't want to do this. - My diet is ruined!
- (Fairy God Mother) Okay, two renaissance wraps,
no mayo, chili rings.
- (Prince Charming) I'll have the Medieval Meal.
- I'll have the Medieval Meal. - Oh, there's a lot.
- And it comes with a giant axe. I want the axe.
- Yeah!
(Jair laughs)
- (Harold) No really, I'm fine.
- Doesn't he look like Jaime Lannister?
Prince Charming? He totally does, right?
- (laughs) Yes.
- Oh goodness. - Oh, no way.
- Friar's Fat Boy! - Aw, that's so cute!
- ♪ Fat Boy ♪ - It's warm!
- (PvF) From Friar Fat Boy's, we've got a yummy renaissance wrap
with pepper rings that's perfect for breaking your diet,
and you know, your will to keep going.
- (laughs) This looks nice and greasy and yummy.
- (PvF) The top comment on this video on YouTube was
the fact that she didn't take her frustrations out
on the fast food worker, we stan an unproblematic queen.
- Yes, yes! (Corey laughs)
- Oh my God, I love that.
Yeah, don't you abuse your fast food workers,
your service industry workers, we're people too.
- Oh, she's squirting over here guys.
(both laugh)
- If you were to order at Friar's Fat Boy,
what would you get?
- (scoffs) The Medieval Meal, duh!
I want the giant battle axe!
- I know it's awesome. - Come on, like,
that's the best toy you can get!
- You're gonna just do 'em like that?
- Watch.
- Oh, I can't wait, oh, you about to kill.
- Can we please just do it? - Yes!
- (PvF) Alright. - All the anticipation is killing us.
- It's so sad that I have to shove this in my mouth,
'cause this looks really good.
- I know, like, I wanna enjoy this.
- Oh, yeah! - Oh yeah, I'm eating this.
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(bell rings)
Time.
Time!
Time.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm! - (PvF) No.
(Jair laughs)
- Huh? (PvF laughs)
- (PvF) That is a zero for both of you guys.
(Jair laughs)
I don't think that's a point for either of you guys.
- Mm!
- (PvF) Angel, I'll give you half a point.
Jayse, you get the full point!
Angel... (Jayse laughs)
- Oh my God, it's so amazing!
- Oh my goodness. - Mmm.
- Okay, one more bite. (Jillian laughs)
- (Shrek) Ogres are like onions.
- Oh no! - Oh!
- Uh-uh, I'm not eating an onion.
- Uh-uh.
- Or they sprout brown hairs.
- No, I don't like onions! There's onions?
(burps)
- Don't give me an onion!
- Oh my God, a full onion?
- So she wants us to put a whole onion in our mouth.
- (Shrek) You get it? - You get it?
- No!
- I hate raw onions. - I can't do raw onion.
- Why?
- What is wrong with you? - Wrong with you?
Come on!
- Look at the onion!
- It's just an entire onion?
- Ugh. - No way.
- Oh my God!
- Oh, good luck.
- Ah. - Much.
(Angel spits)
- (PvF) We've got a layer-ful onion, that uh, well,
I have no idea how you're gonna eat this in five seconds.
(Angel screams) - Layers!
Ogres have layers!
- (PvF) You had to have seen this coming.
- I know. - There's just no way!
- But I was really hoping you wouldn't do this.
- Do you see me just looking at you?
I can't even open my mouth. (Corey laughs)
(Jayse laughs) - Mine's is taller.
But mine's fatter, mine's girthier.
- Oh. (coughs) - Oh gosh.
- Ooh, if you do some, start stretching, yeah, like ah.
- I can't, my jaw hurts! (Corey laughs)
- You're not supposed to go!
- Oh, I was just seeing if it would fit. (laughs)
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(bell rings)
Time.
Time. - (laughs) Uh-uh, uh-uh!
- (PvF) Time!
- Ooh!
- (PvF) Angel, you get half a point. (bell rings)
Jayse, you get the full point.
- My mouth literally is just not big enough for this.
- No, like, my mouth is this big.
- (PvF) Jair, I'll give you a half point,
you can spit it out.
Corey, you get the full point.
- I'm crying, oh my God, my eyes! (Angel exhales)
- (sighs) Shrek just really moves me!
- It's really emotional here on set!
(Jair clears throat loudly)
- (PvF) Are you eating paper?
- Trust me, I don't practice putting onions in my mouth.
Just so we're clear.
- Right, right. - (laughs) Sure, Corey.
♪ (serene music) ♪
- Oh, isn't that the eyeball martini? - Oh, it's eyeball olive!
- Oh, the eyeball-tini.
- Okay, martini.
- Or is it that? - Oh.
- Or is it that whole plate?
(Jair sighs)
- Uh-oh. - Nicole.
- No, what's in his closet again?
- (both) Oh no!
- No!
- Oh, the worm out of his ear.
- Aw, ew, please don't be earwax, too.
- Ugh!
- The grub.
- Oh, it's the earwax, to light the candle.
- Oh!
- I hope we're not eating a candle.
(Jillian laughs)
It's like eat Shrek's earwax. - It's part of a candle.
- Get the hell out of here.
- They gave us the earwax.
- What is that? (Jayse laughs)
- Oh my gosh.
- That's fire.
- (PvF) Finally, we've got Shrek's favorite comfort meal,
a grubby pumpkin stew with an eyeball martini,
and you'll have to eat the stew and drink the cocktail to win.
How are you feeling about this?
- Mm, I can't do it.
- Ugh!
- How do we get this out of here?
(Angel gags)
You gotta just drink it.
- (PvF) What's your strategy? What are you thinking?
- Drink as fast as I can. - Yeah.
- I'm glad I'm not an ogre. (Jair laughs)
- Me too, 'cause I'm ogre this. - Yeah! (laughs)
- (PvF) I was gonna say,
aren't you glad we're not making you eat the earwax?
- Orange ya glad?
- Let's start with the stew. We got this.
- This one first, and then wash it down.
- Oh [censored]. (laughs)
(Jillian gasps)
- Cheers. - Cheers!
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
- Mm-mm.
- (PvF) Time! - Ahh.
- (PvF) Time.
- Not even close. (clears throat)
- (PvF) Time!
- We did it! - I mean, that's about as far as...
(both laugh)
- There was no way that was getting done.
- (PvF) I feel like I'll give you each half a point.
That is a zero for both of you guys.
Unfortunately neither of you guys won today.
- Mm-mm.
- (PvF) But it was good effort!
(Ed growls)
Congratulations Jayse, with five and a half points,
you have kept your title of champion.
(Jayse laughs)
- I feel like I have, if I'm Caesar,
I've got Brutus waiting in the wings here.
Yes!
Eat In One Shrek-ond, that was great!
- Thank you. (Jayse laughs)
- Thanks so much for watching this episode
of Eat In One Second Challenge on People Vs Food.
- Think you can take us on? Let us know in the comments below.
- And let us know what else we should try next time?
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- Ew! - Ew.
(both laugh)
- Bye!
- Bye! - Bye!