- We're going to have a tipple.
- Yes, a snifter of, of the alcohol.
- Hum, I forgot what it was again.
- So do I.
(upbeat music)
- Why are you specifying grape wine like there's...?
- Because there's a rice wine, right?
- As if usually...
Yeah, but like, it's not as if...
- Yeah, actually yeah.
- If someone says to you, you're trying wine,
you'd assume it's the grape wine.
- It's grape wine.
- It's the glass with grapes in it.
- So you just hum...
- That you have to squeeze yourself.
- We could make it ourselves.
I just feel it's very, cause I'm all with Cans.
- You're all with the Cans.
A can of wine.
- A can of wine.
- You would drink a can of wine, wouldn't ya?
- I would love that.
- You definitely would drink a can of wine.
- Get me a full bag of it.
- Who's the spokesperson for this product?
- But we all know wine comes from grapes.
- Yeah, so why is it?
- So what's grape wine?
- Yeah, so what's grape, yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Hit us.
Oh my God, Jesus.
- It's plastic.
- Russian style premium grape wine
with natural flavor added.
- It's like a wine
that dress stoppers style up for Halloween.
- This looks like the vodka they drink on a set.
Like it doesn't look real.
Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah, it's not...
- It looks like an actor's vodka.
- I don't say grape wine.
- I am very much on board with this.
- I'm actually really worried
because now that you know this exists,
you can make it.
It's just wine.
- This is what I grew up on drinking.
- You show up with the wine in your underpants.
- 21% though.
- This, this will be fun.
- Is it a, what year is this?
Is it a '79?
- It's just the year in our lens,
I'd say do we have a suggestion?
(giggles).
- It smells like wine and vodka.
- Oh my God.
- It smells like wine and vodka mixed.
- Oh, what are we talking about here now?
Come on.
Let's not be, let's not be stingy.
That's not, let's not be stingy.
- Now, you have to swirl it.
- Hang on, hang on.
(clears throat)
- Oh, look at the legs on that.
- Dónal OG Sharpson, I don't need no bucket.
- But I'll take this anyway.
Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
I appreciate it.
- Tastes like ass.
- Surprisingly pleasant.
- Oh.
- Where are the grapes?
- How is that wine?
- I am loving this.
- The smell of toothpaste is uncanny.
- Oh, I think we need to move to sit at the front.
- Oh, that's just not nice.
That's the thing about it.
- They just call it wine for tax reasons or something.
- Grape wine with natural flavor added.
What flavor did you add?
Butt hole?
- I mean, there's, it's warm in your throat
there in the back.
- 42 proof.
What is that?
What's the difference?
What's does 42 proof mean?
- This is disgusting.
I'm going to drink it all but it's gross.
- This is a wine pretending to be a vodka.
- We were tricked.
- We've been duped.
- I don't really care, okay.
So don't give us the fucking root.
Who gives a fucking shit.
We're just drinking.
- I feel like I'm a vodka connoisseur here.
- I feel like you're an alcoholic to be honest.
- Well that's a sad prediction.
- Your broad knowledge of every alcoholic drink
that's ever been made is quite interesting.
(upbeat music)
- Old grapes would be a good name for a band.
(bottle hits table)
- Oh God fuck.
- Throw it again.
Shhhh.
- I'm actually quite good at catching.
- Hobble Creek.
- Hold on.
- Oh, come on.
Hold on, what?
- Why?
- Oh my God.
- Is that fizzy?
- Is that a fizzy one?
- Oh no, no.
- Are these just for poor people?
Is that what this is?
This is for poor people, isn't it?
You can't afford to buy an actual vodka
so they send you this crap.
- No, it's just could be for someone.
- Or is it for children?
- Hobble Creek blended, I mean even
that just sounds like it's a fucking whiskey.
- One of ingredients is actually caramel color.
That's like their big selling point.
- That'll do me.
That's do me there now.
- Here, cheers.
(clinks glasses)
- I hope I don't get sick.
(laughs)
(trash can hits table)
(glasses clink)
- It's manageable.
I can do this.
- Ugh.
- Aw, it's okay.
- (giggles)
- It's not even like, Oh God, it's so disgusting.
It's just, it's just a crap drink.
- Like how much would you be talking
to buy this I wonder?
Like is this something that's you know.
- Well, that's $4.50, four dollars fifty
or something stupid like that.
- Ugh.
- It's pain.
- It tastes like the last one
except my tongue feels harrier
- But I can drink that like
as in I want don't want to drink it
but I can drink it.
- I think it tastes better
than the last one to be honest.
I just think it tastes browner.
- I'm actually trying desperately not to get sick.
- It's not as nice as a nice whiskey.
- It's the weekend.
- It's probably not even as nice
as a bad whiskey from scratch.
- It may cause health problems.
Yeah, no shit.
- I think the only time this has ever been drunk
is in this video.
- Is in this video (laughs).
- May cause health problems like your divorce.
I love how people also sometimes thinks these are ads.
I was like, what kind of ads would say
this is a lot of shit?
- (laughs)
(upbeat music)
- Fuckin' else.
Cinnamon.
- Oh, I love cinnamon.
- Oh wonderful.
- There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.
(claps hands)
Oh, oh...
(hits bottle on table)
This is gonna be fucking amazing.
- I was so looking forward
to this alcohol shoot this morning.
And it turns out it's been an absolute disaster.
- It kinda smells a little bit like (indistinct) wine.
- You absolute are a total evil, manipulative
of a person.
- Colin, I love you.
- Smells lovely.
Smells really nice.
- Oh yeah, actually does really smell really nice.
- Why do I do this to myself?
For you, you fuckers.
- It looks like a my water bottle.
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
- It's not wine.
- That is amazing.
- God, it burns.
- Oh my God.
- That's like sticking mustard into your sinus cavity.
- I think the French are turning in their graves.
- It's actually fucking rude.
- Like the French.
- It's actually rude.
- Oh, this is gonna be so bad.
- Oh my God, it's divine.
- Oh, that's nice.
That's really nice.
Oh, man.
- No, it's not too bad.
Ugh.
- You could baste a turkey in that.
Oh, that's a lovely.
- Hum.
- God bless cinnamon.
- (choking)
- Oh, Jesus.
- (laughs)
- That is the most rotten thing.
How would you enjoy that?
- You must be kidding?
- It's spicy, but I like it.
- Oh!
- Yeah!
- Oh God, I mean, I have to finish it
because that's my fucking shtick posh
but I don't want it to.
- Shouldn't like that.
- Sweet and burning the back
of my shoulder at the same time.
- (both singing) Stop burning.
Thank you very much.
- You have half a glass still left there.
- I'm not touching that again.
- You promised you would.
- Oh God, it's coming back.
It comes in waves.
That's the thing with cinnamon.
It's like never ending.
- Shut up and eat your dinner.
- I feel like my throat has given birth.
- It's really sore, yeah.
- It's got, it's got a slit through it.
- (laughs and hits the table)
- This is to wine as Beyonce is to Jay-Z.
As in not the same at all.
(laughs)
- This is beautiful.
- This is disgusting.
- Fucking help.
The fire ambulance needs to come here.
- (laughs and claps hands together)
- Fire ambulance?
- Fire ambulance. (laughing)
- I wanna drink that.
I wouldn't want it to go to waste.
- No, you wouldn't yeah.
Might have the one other.
- Just a second ago you're complaining
of a sore belly and now?
- It's cured.
- You're happy.
- It's amazing.
- I've take care of a lot of ailments.
- Have lawsuits been brought
against these people for selling this?
- So it was bad wine.
- Yes, terrible wine.
- Because it wasn't wine.
- Yes.
- It does go down a lot smoother
than if you were drinking vodka or...
- Yeah, yeah.
When you do twice as much of it
it's probably not good for you.
- If you were to draw a picture of a body
he'd have a big bag full of these.
- (Slaps table and laughs)
- He'd be like ha ha fooled them all.
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