It's show night!
Episode 5x02.
The second episode of season 5.
Tonight, we are taping.
That sounded like Yoda speaking.
I said none of that in the right order.
[chuckles]
How would Yoda say that?
Tape night, it is tonight.
[laughs]
[record scratch]
I have a special guest coming tonight.
I can't wait.
to introduce you to all - [stutters]
to introduce all of you to her.
I can't talk today.
I need more coffee.
I have a special guest coming tonight.
Her name is Liz.
As some of you may know,
every Halloween, I host a Kimmy Gibbler costume contest
on Instagram.
Liz is the only person
who has entered the Kimmy Gibbler Costume Contest
all SEVEN years in a row,
and she has never won.
But she keeps entering the contest
every year,
and I love it so much.
So I invited her to the show.
tonight.
She doesn't know this,
but I'm gonna give her my script tonight,
signed by the whole cast,
and I'm gonna bring her down to the floor
to take some pictures
and give her a tour backstage.
So really,
she never won the Kimmy Gibbler Costume Contest
but really, she IS winning.
Yeah, so I'm way excited.
I'm way excited.
I think I'm gonna introduce her to the audience
and embarrass her a little bit.
That's always fun.
And, um, that's it.
It should be a good show tonight.
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MAN: All right, here we go!
ANDREA: Hopefully they won't mind that that's there.
JODIE: What are you doing?
I'm time-lapsing.
[gasps] Oh
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Do you wanna vlog?
SONI: Do you want me to?
Yeah, just vlog whatever you want!
SONI: I know! I'm gonna get terrible content.
Michael's gonna get so mad at me.
ANDREA: No, he's not.
He's gonna get fired.
SONI: We're gonna come say hi...
This is what the cameras look like.
MAN: All right, standby everybody, here we go!
MAN 2: All right, here we go, guys!
MAN: And...
And...
MAN: And action!
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I'm vlogging. I got the vlog.
- You're vlogging?
- This is Andrea's vlog.
- Oh my goodness.
It's Andrea Jr.
I'm Andrea Jr.!
Also could just be Soni.
- Oh, hi there.
- Look at us.
- Just amazing.
No hair, no makeup...
- This is why it's good to be on the set,
'cause lighting is always amazing.
- Yeah. Lighting makes all the difference in the world.
There's Papá!
SONI: I have the vlog.
Alright
I think I'm getting good content!
ANDREA: I hear you are.
I got a really cool shot of the cameras moving through the door.
ANDREA: Oooh!
I don't know. I hope Michael is proud of me.
ANDREA: Oh yeah, he's gonna get fired.
[Soni laughs]
All right.
Welcome to the vlog!
That's - I can't do that.
Why not?
What are we doing here?
We're trying to figure out
if we're doing scene B or E.
- E - E
So that's -
[inaudible]
JP: No, that's D.
- I mean, but I'm still in the back.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
- And then you come in, you do the -
- Shhh!
Can't talk about that. Shh!
I'm not smelling any bag.
Oh, 'cause THAT'S a spoiler.
Yes, that is a spoiler.
Season Five,
Ramona is smelling things.
Every episode it's a new thing.
Yesterday,
she smelt -
- The boat - This
JP : Today... SONI: The day before...
JP : she's about to smell... SONI: I was smelling
- This - That
[both laughing]
No spoilers.
No, exactly!
Yeah, we're throwing you guys off.
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Yeah, I think I got a cool shot.
[audio drowned out by music]
[Andrea laughing]
[Andrea laughs]
[audio drowned out by music]
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This is like training for becoming a director.
Just finding the camera angles.
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How come we waited until Season 5 to do this?
JODIE: Right?
Because I didn't get the idea
'til the Big Bang Theory had their final episode,
and then THEY did this.
CANDACE: That's a great idea.
JODIE: So you're just out there with the fact that we're copying.
CANDACE: We're copying Big Bang Theory.
ANDREA: That's all right!
JODIE: If there's a show to copy, I'll take it.
ANDREA: Yeah, they had twelve seasons.
We're... less than that.
- But are you setting this precedent,
so now everyone's gonna expect it every year
so people are just gonna come out...
- Oh!
- ... JUST to say hi?
See, that's the only thing.
It's not gonna be every week, people!
- Not gonna be every week, it's a surprise!
- Some weeks we will, some weeks we won't.
- 'Cause sometimes we have
a lot of production issues
and scheduling issues
and we don't have time.
- Exactly.
- Literally don't have time, so
- If we DO have time, then we would LOVE to!
- Yes!
Jodie's having a tinted -
She's out here with her big -
She's got her big celebrity glasses
she fell down in the hallway,
- Uh, you cracked your head getting into the cart
so...
- Oh! Here we go.
JODIE: ...slow your thing.
- We're gonna go say hi
Oh, those aren't our people.
CANDACE: She's just waving to random people!
Hi! I'm a celebrity! Hi!
- Somebody recognize me, please!
JODIE: There's a show called, what was it?
I'm a celebrity, get me out of here?
Where they dumped people in the rainforest or something
[others laughing]
JODIE: What? It was a thing!
ANDREA: We need big celebrity glasses.
CANDACE: Oooh, I'm old.
[all laughing]
Look at that part!
- You couldn't see anything,
but I'm old!
Oh my goodness.
- It's a little bit chilly out here.
- It's chilly for LA
ANDREA: It's a balmy 72.
[Jodie and Candace repeat]
I have chills, like,
can you see the hair on my arm?
JODIE: There's a wind! It was all the wind!
CANDACE: It's standing straight up!
JODIE: Dude!
ANDREA: You're like a chia pet!
JODIE: I didn't realize your arm hair was so blonde!
CANDACE: I know! I'm so -
JODIE: You're quite fuzzy.
ANDREA: Very hairy.
- I'm very hairy.
JODIE: I'm not.
CANDACE: I'm very fair and hairy.
ANDREA: And you have no hair.
CANDACE: Wait, do you shave?
JODIE: No. You know what I realized the other day?
Hair only grows around my ankles now.
[all laughing]
A: Ew!
- What?
- It's true!
But really long.
They're all over there.
Hi!
[crowd cheering]
[actors laughing]
Woo-hoo!
Look at 'em!
[crowd cheering]
ANDREA: I'm so happy to meet you!
JODIE: I assume you know her.
ANDREA: What?
No, I just met her
for the first time.
We just wanted to come out and say hi
and thanks to all of you who've been waiting a long -
waiting in line for a very, very long time.
We appreciate your loyalty and dedication to the show.
We know not all of you might not get in tonight,
so we just want to say to those of you
who don't make it into the studio,
we love you.
We're gonna take a big group photo!
ANDREA: Yes!
[crowd cheering]
We'll post it on our Instagram
so then y'all can get it.
Wait, some of you -
Some of you need to get down.
JODIE: Do it with this arm.
- This arm? - Yeah
How do I push it?
Okay, one, two, three!
[camera shutter clicks]
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Hi!
[inaudible]
Hi, Andrea!
We met because of the show, actually.
Season two?
Yes, in line.
So now we're great friends.
We went to Fuller season 2,
season 3, season 4,
and now season 5.
So, yay!
Thanks for the show.
Yeah, we love you.
[audience cheering in background]
[cast shouting]
A: Soni's the photographer today.
I know, you're gonna love my content
for this episode.
A: I'll get your contract in order.
RON: Soni Nicole Bringas!
[audience cheering]
ADAM: Go.
[cheering]
ANDREA: There they go
RON: Jodie Sweetin!
[audience cheering]
RON: And as DJ, Candace Cameron Bure!
[audience cheering]
Everybody, give it up for an amazing cast!
[cheering and whistling]
CHRIS: Okay, everybody, here we go!
Have a great show!
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RON: Look! Andrea Barber, ladies and gentlemen!
[audience cheering]
Hi, Andrea.
- Hi - Hi
Hi. Would you like to talk to the audience?
Holy smokes! Look at -
Oh my -
That is the nicest [inaudible]
That you've ever seen.
Fernando went crazy.
Okay, so I have a special guest in the audience tonight,
and I would like to introduce her.
The backstory is
every Halloween, I've been hosting a
Kimmy Gibbler Costume Contest
for the last seven years.
And there is only one person
who has entered this contest
every single year
for seven years,
and she has never won.
So I invited her to come to the show tonight.
Her name is Liz.
Liz, stand up!
She's right here.
[audience cheers]
This is the first time we've met in person.
And I feel bad that she's never won,
'cause she's put a lot of effort into her -
she even slimed herself one time.
RON: That is awesome.
ANDREA: So she's been great
and so, what she doesn't know is,
I'm gonna give her an autographed script
[audience awws]
my own personal script from tonight.
RON: Oh my god!
And I'm gonna take her on a tour backstage
after the show.
[audience cheers]
Thank you, Liz!
I really appreciate you.
LIZ: Thank you so much!
A: Yay!
RON: Isn't that awesome?
[audience cheers]
RON: Just so you know,
that's how cool this show is.
Most shows don't do all this stuff,
come up and talk.
They really are all amazing people.
Can we give her a round of applause?
[inaudible]
It is, it really is.
That was so fun!
She's so nice!
RON: As Kimmy, Andrea Barber!
[audience cheering]
As Stephanie, Jodie Sweetin!
[audience cheers]
As DJ, Candace Cameron Bure!
[audience cheers]
Give it up for an amazing cast, everybody!
[audience cheers]
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