ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, ITS ON AND POPPIN. ITS DROP THE MIC
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OKAY, FIRST UP, YOU LET HIM INTO
YOUR HEART, AND INTO YOUR HOMES BUT TONIGHT HE'S COMING STRAIGHT
OFF THE DOME, GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES CORDEN!
>> Reggie: OKAY, OKAY.
NEXT UP, HE'S IN SOME OF THE BIGGEST MOVIES EVER RELEASED,
BUT TONIGHT HE'S A 6 FOOT 5 INCH LYRICAL BEAST.
GIVE IT UP FOR JEFF GOLDBLUM!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, SET WILL EL DOWN.
JAMES, AS USUAL, ARE YOU UP FIRST.
>> James: HI, JEFF.
>> HELLO, JAMES.
>> James: YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR WHAT IS ABOUT TO
HAPPEN?
>> AM I READY?
OH, I'M SO READY TO EAT YOUR LUNCH!
AND DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
THEY'RE GOING TO CALL YOU CORDEN BLEU.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: HEAR'S THE THING, JEFF, I WILL JOKE WITH YOU ABOUT
ANYTHING.
I WILL JOKE WITH YOU ABOUT SPORTS, I WILL JOKE WITH YOU
ABOUT POLITICS.
I WILL JOKE WITH YOU ABOUT SEX.
DO YOU EVER JOKE ABOUT EATING MY [BLEEP] LUNCH AGAIN, I WILL
FINISH YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
JOSHUA, GIVE ME A BEAT.
JEFF'S BEEN A LEGENDARY ACTOR FOR YEARS.
IF YOU LIKE OVERACTING FROM A GUY WITHOUT TALKS WEIRD.
HE DRESSES LIKE HE WALKED INTO A RANDOM THRIFT SHOP, LOOKED AT A
RACK AND SAID I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.
YOU PERFECT FOR A MOVIE WHERE THEY NEED SOMEONE CHEESY AND CAN
USE A TED DANSON WHO IS MUCH MORE YEEPY BUT WHEN THEY FIRST
CAST YOU AS THE LEAD IN THE FLY, THEY THOUGHT REPULSIVE GROSS
CREATURE, I KNOW JUST THE GUY.
(APPLAUSE) >> PROFESSOR SILVERSTEIN, BEAT
PLEASE.
LIKE, THIS SOMETHING LIKE.
THIS I SAW THE CATS TRAILER, AND QUICKLY NOTICED YOU, YOU WERE
THE WEIRDEST PART OF IT IT, AND THAT'S HARD TO DO.
SEEING YOU AS A CAT WAS COMPLETELY UNNERVING BUT HOW YOU
LOOK IN REAL LIFE IS SHOW MORE DISTURBING IS THERE ANY CHANCE
WE SEND HIM BACK TO THE BRITS Y DID WE TRADE MEGAN MARKLE FOR
SOMETHING LIKE.
THIS AND YOU'RE A FATHER, I'M SHOCKED YOU GET LAID, BUT HEY, I
GUESS IT'S TRUE, LIFE UM,-- UH, LIFE FINDS A WAY.
>> James: JOSH, BIV ME A BEAT.
YOU ARE A HE A IN A JAZZ BAND, ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
I'M AMAZED YOU FOUND A WAY TO MAKE JAZZ MORE WHITE AND YOUR
ROLE IN THE MOVIE THOR, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED AM YOU ARE THE
ONLY MARVEL CHARACTER NOT IN END GAME AND SOME GENIE MUST HAVE
HAD SOME SELL HELL OF A GIG AM CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE NICK KROLL
MADE A WISH TO BE BIG.
AND YOUR WIFE SAY GYMNAST, THAT IS FOR THE BEST.
BECAUSE FINDING YOU ATTRACTIVE MUST REALLY BE A STRETCH.
WITHIN IMUF ME THAT BEAT, GIVE ME THAT BEAT.
WHEN YOU SAY I'M UNATTRACTIVE, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE LYING, YOU
LOOK ANDY RICK IT TER ATE CONAN O'BRIEN.
AND YOU HOST THE TONYS FOR ACTORS WHO SING, WHICH IS FUNNY
CAUSE YOU SUCK AT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.
AND CROSS WALK THE MUSICAL MAKES YOU A STAR BECAUSE PEOPLE TUNE
IN TO HOPE YOU ARE HIT BY A CAR.
WHEN WERE YOU BORN I WAS ALREADY 25, WHICH MEANS I'VE BEEN A SEX
SYMBOL LONGER THAN YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, JOSH, LET'S END THIS GUY.
JEFF CALLS HIM MIM SELF A THES MEAN BUT HE'S WRONG, YOU THINK
BRANDO WOULD HAVE DONE ADS FOR APARTMENTS.COM.
YOUR ROLE IN INJURE AS ACHE PARK WAS EASY, I BETNESS, SINCE
YOU'RE SO OLD YOU HADA DINOSAUR AS A PET, WEST ANDERSON MOVIES,
YOU RUINED ALL THOSE, THOUSAND IT APPEARS YOU LEAVE THE SET
WITH ALL OF HIS CLOTHES.
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE STILL POPULAR IS JUST CRAZY AND PROOF
THAT THEY'LL BRING BACK ANY [BLEEP] FROM THE 08SST.
-- 08S.
>> YOU'RE OUT, BABY, YOU'RE OUT, BABY.
I CAUGHT T I LEAPED AT THE FENCE, AT THE WARNING TRACK, I
GOT T I'M SORRY, JOSHUA, A BEAT PLEASE.
I SAW OCEAN'S 8 AND THAT REALLY WAS A SWITCH, IT STARRED 8
AWESOME WOMEN AND ONE GIANT BITCH.
JULIA ROBERTS WAS SNUBBED FOR AN EMMY THIS YEAR BUT YOU'RE
NOMINATED FOR 7, SURE, THAT SEEMS FAIR.
GAVIN AND STACEY IS BACK JUST SO FANS CAN VIEW IT AS A CHRISTMAS
SPECIAL, WELL, THANK GOD I'M JEWISH, I'M DONE WITH YOU,
JAMES, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.
I JUST KILLED AN ALIEN, NOW THAT'S AN INDEPENDENCE DAY!
>> Reggie: SO WHO IS YOUR WINNER, IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OR IS IT JEFF GOLDBLUM.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IT'S JEFF GOLDBLUM!
>> James: JEF GOLDBLUM, EVERYBODY, THAT WAS DROP THE
MIC, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE QUICK COMMERCIALS.