- Well, I've drank coffee for
most of my life.
My mom used to put it in my sippy cup when I was a kid
with like a lot of milk.
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- Cold brew, hot brew with caramel,
with milk, half and half, sugar, everything, the works.
- I have like two to four cups every day so.
- It smells delicious.
I love it so much.
- Keeps me wired.
- If it's a rough morning, cold brew.
If it's a nice morning, a nice hot cup of coffee.
- Sure.
- You know?
But it's been cold brew.
- Okay.
- I have expensive taste,
so I could see this going well for me.
- I eat garbage, so I wont' be able to tell the difference.
- Today we're gonna be trying three different coffees
at three different price points.
- I just wanna say, these mugs are beautiful.
- Off the bat I can tell the color's,
the color on them are
quite different.
- The middle one's light.
- Yeah, this one seems to be the darkest.
- [Producer] Where would you guys guess that's from?
- Denny's?
(slurping)
- This is very sour.
- Yeah, it is.
- Tastes like pretty basic coffee.
- That's coffee.
- Yeah.
Nice black coffee.
- Oo.
- That is bitter.
- That is bitter like all my exes.
(laughing)
- Need some sugar in this.
- Oh you're good.
- I saw that once.
I don't know if I'm doing it right.
- This one tastes like it's like your average cup of coffee,
it didn't really wow me in any way.
- Now this one looks really watery.
- Mhmm.
- Like it's not as dark of color as the first one.
- Oh yeah.
- Oo, this one's a bit more sour.
This one tastes a little bit more like tea.
- That's not coffee.
That's tea.
(laughing)
- It does taste like tea.
- I liked that one a lot.
Very good.
- Cheap. - It's gross.
This is the cheap. - That's the cheap.
- This is the cheap.
- The rich have decided.
- We don't want this.
- This one's very smooth.
Mm, okay so it's smooth,
sour,
strong.
- Okay, this is getting confusing.
- It tastes like bean water.
- This one's my fave.
- Yeah, I feel like this is a mixture of.
- Yeah.
- Both of these.
- When I want alcohol, I want alcohol to be smooth.
When I want good coffee, like--
- You want that bitterness?
- Yeah, I want flavor.
- I think this is the most expensive.
I think this is middle, and I really just think
this is the cheapest one, because it just tastes
like it was just sitting there all day, I don't know.
- Mm, you know what?
No, I'm gonna actually go number two
is the most expensive.
This is the second, and number one is your
run of the mill coffee, nothing special.
- This is the expensive, this is the medium,
and this is the.
- I think I disagree.
- This one the most expensive,
I'm gonna go with this one middle I guess,
and then this one's the least expensive,
so it goes down like this.
- Most expensive,
middle of the road, least expensive.
- Exactly what I said.
- I know.
I'm sorry.
- You should be.
- That's expensive, that's cheap, this is medium.
Final answer.
- [Producer] First one you drank was Starbucks,
and that's the middle one.
The second one was the most expensive.
- What?
- [Producer] And then the last one
was McDonald's one dollar coffee.
(laughing)
- Wait, this is the most expensive?
- I just chugged it because it's the most expensive one.
(laughing)
- [Producer] The one that you liked the best, Claire,
was actually McDonald's on that side, and then--
- This?!
- [Producer] Yeah, that's McDonald's coffee.
- This would be really great with some oat milk,
maybe a shot of espresso, two sugar cubes,
and a little bit of honey.
- A shot of espresso in the coffee?
- I need to feel alive.
(laughing)
And you're judging me in this moment right now
that I need to feel something.
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