Robert: Okay
Brandon: Optimus Prime. I bet his- his- his d*ck is hard.
*both laughing*
Robert: Dude that's the intro clip.
*brandon laughing*
*bleep*
Robert: YO! RobertIDK here with my good friend MessYourself!
Brandon: Stop calling me a good friend!
Robert: That's how I do-
Robert: Smash! Or! Pass, baby!
Robert: The most savage game
Robert: On YouTube.
Robert: Do you smash?! Or do you pass?!
Brandon: Or do you pass? Or do you smash?
Robert: We're playing smash or pass with a twist!
Robert: Animated characters, baby! Brandon: Oooh.
Robert: Look at this.. Holy! What an attractive bunch!
Robert: I wanna smash. Brandon: I love hentai.
Robert: I wanna smash 'em all!
Robert and Pokemon theme music: Pokemon!
Robert: We're going to do this exactly like our guess the age challenge, we're gonna
Robert: Do an online list first, so that we aren't familiar with.
Robert: And then I have some pictures I'm gonna show Brandon.
Robert: And see if he'd rather smash or pass.
*follow along*
Robert: AH!
Robert: Oh my god, of course the first one is Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
Robert: I'm especially good at
**I have no idea ..**
Brandon: Okay, lets just, list the great things about Gaston.
Brandon: Smart. Funny. Good looking. Muscular. Great hair. These are
Brandon: the reasons I'm gonna have to smash.
Robert: OoOoOhH Brandon: I made my
Brandon: Decision. I vote to smash Gaston. From Beauty and the Beast.
Brandon: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT.
Robert: Smash it baby! Brandon: Archie from Archie Comics.
Brandon: I never watched this dumb ass comic!
Robert: I love Archie, but I would not smash.
Robert: Pass that shit! Brandon: Awwe,
Brandon: Poor Archie. Now he has rejection, AND he's ginger. Robert: Ah, that's more like it!
Robert: Optimus prime from transformers, baby!
Robert: SMASH! Have you seen the dude who
Robert: Who has a sexual relationship with his car..?
Brandon: Yeah, he put his pp in it..
Video: Nathaniel is in a committed relationship
Video: with a car he's named Chase. Man: His body and his
Man: interior and everything together just seemed to fit.
Man: And I just felt an instant connection.
Brandon: I would think Optimus Prime would be great in bed..
Robert: He'd be an optimal partner.. *chuckling*
Robert: Okay. Brandon: Optimus Prime. I bet his- his- his d*ck is hard.
*intense laughing*
Robert: Dude that's the intro clip.
*more laughing*
Robert: Alright, alright, lets get some bitches
Robert: In here. *chuckle* Also, disclaimer,
Robert: We don't support this kind of behavior.
Robert: Alright, here we go baby. WOAH DUDE! Ariel from the Little Mermaid!
Robert: *immatating voice* Yo, I can't do that! That's illegal!
*both laughing* Brandon: Yo, but them titties thoo!
Brandon: YOOO!
*music*
Robert: Okay, lets
Robert: be real here, as weird as it sounds, saying,
Robert: yes to a cartoon character,
Robert: A-Ariel *broken by laughter*
Robert: I gotta go with the smash. *Robert laughing*
Brandon: I would smash it, I would smash it all the way to the Atlantic ocean!
Brandon: If you know what I'm saying. What the kind of shit is this?! Robert: BABY SIMBA?
Robert: WHAT? Brandon: *blabbering*
Robert: Wait wait wait wait wait.. Your main concern
Robert: is that it's a baby and not that it's a lion.
Brandon: Why is this.. Baby lion.. sexy..?
Robert: Let's read the caption, lets read the justification they have here.
Video: ...Wow what a great audience. Robert: Ok, so, no, pass, why would they even..
Robert: Allow us to guess this?
Robert: Bonkers from Bonkers.
Robert: Dude. Brandon: Whut? Robert: You would smash the HELL outta this.
Brandon: Who the shit is bonkers! *robert laughing* Robert: I have
Robert: No idea, but he's the main character in Bonkers! Brandon: Yeah!
Robert: Josie from Josie and the Pussycats.
Robert: Now I- Brandon: Imagine a little kid getting hard on- on Bonkers.
*robert bursting into laughter* Brandon: WOAH Huh HOOOO
**THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEEEL** *brandon cheering*
Brandon: *screech* That's my new (*something I can't hear*) of sexy music. Jessica Rabbit is, not only sexy- Robert: Wait, don't talk I'm getting a call.
Robert: .......Hello?
Robert: ......Is this Jessica rabbit? *laughing* Video: Jessica Rabbit?
Video: Is Jessica Rabbit there?
Robert: Kovu Brandon: Woahhh
Robert: That is some Deviant Art
Robert: Type shit. *giggling*
Brandon: Scar! Brother!
Robert: You- Brandon: HELP ME! Robert: umm Brandon: Wait can we watch that..?
Robert: No! Brandon: Please..
Robert: Fine.. Brandon: Simba, save your dad before he dies! It's your fault! You stupid lion! Robert: Dude-
Robert: I can't do funny commentary over this..
Robert: This is way too sad. Brandon: *giggling*
Brandon: Scar! Brother! Help me!
Brandon: Long.. Live.. The king. *yelling*
Video: Long live the king.
*brandon yelling*
Robert: This isn't funny! This is so f*cking sad!
Robert: You ruined this recording for me. It's going to take a little bit before I can be funny again.
*laughing*
Robert: Glasses off, now we're serious.
Robert: I gathered a bunch of pictures, and I'm going to get Brandon's opinion on them, and I'm going to give my opinion as well,
Robert: THE ULTIMATE SMASH OR PASS
Robert: CHALLENGE. Alright Brandon,
Robert: Would you smash or would you pass..?
Robert: OH SHIT Brandon: Woah
Robert: So.. *giggles*Is this Jessica Rabbit? Anyways, so that's an obvious
Robert: From both of us I think
Robert: Be-Because she has a great personality..
Robert: Alright, we got Belle, we got Belle
Robert: from Beauty and the Beast..
Robert: Clas- Brandon: Belle's so cuteee Robert: Classic
Robert: disney princess, classic HAWT,
Robert: HEARTHROB.. Uh, what do you think man?
Brandon: Belle is the most adorable person ever, I don't think I could smash that.. Robert:Ye-ah
Robert: You'd have to date them, for like, a few years.
Brandon: I would definitely have to
Brandon: to you know put a ring on it before I can do anything
Robert: absolutely Brandon: she's a lady like a lady, and I'll treat her like a lady. Robert: yes Brandon: but no I would work hard
Brandon: For the smash Both: Oh Robert: baby a triple when I was a lad I ate
four dozen eggs every day just to help me get large... and now that I'm grown I eat
five dozen eggs so I'm probably the size of a barge!
Robert: Smash.
Robert: OH NO HE'S HOTTT
*laughing*
Robert: Oh, that's a
good reference. Brandon: What's this guy's name again?
Robert: squilliam fancy-son from BAND CLASS! That's so funny they took a real a photo of a
real human like that's a real human's body that's the smash, right? Brandon: oh yeah
definitely. Robert: OH NO HE'S HOT. all right let's go. *laughing*
Brandon: Jimmy Neutron Robert: Jimmy! Brandon: tHE bEST
Robert: OH BABY!
Brandon: why is he old now? Robert: I don't know but what do you think man? Brandon: It kinda looks good you
know he looks like a dilf. Robert: kind of looks like me to be honest.. Brandon: yeah kinda does look like you.
you're gonna be- you're basically Jimmy Neutron. Video: Sodium Chloride.
that's what I said!
Robert: okay next. Oh,.. girls are like onions! Brandon: listen, Shrek okay, first
off you get attracted by his pure of masculinity but over the course of the
three films, four films I should say we've got to known Shrek's like compassionate
and gentle side, so for those two reasons alone, you know, I would smash.
Robert: Awwwww. Also, there is no way does
not have a giant... Princess Fiona, what do you think? Brandon: Fiona! Robert: Shrek really lucked
out when he scored this one I would say. Brandon: yeah let's be honest Fiona would sleep
with anyone at that point you know she just wants to be rescued from the castle.
Robert: That sounds really bad, but realistically, if you are trapped in their
dragon-guarded Castle for years I think your standards we get pretty low. Brandon: yeah
exactly. Robert: all right. Brandon: oh good sir, I like onions! Robert: oh
now that- this is a smash.
Brandon: Now this is a woman, this is like she's giving unrealistic expections *stuttering while Robert laughs*
to women. When you think of a perfect woman you can't think of anyone else but..
Shrek. Robert: gottagofast baby what do you think of this one. Brandon: what is going on in this
picture? why is he in a sexual pose? why is he riding a hot dog? why is that a
birthday cake in the background?! Robert: I'll tell you what- Brandon: Why does he look so sexy? Robert: Dude, the
number of like sexual sonic pictures on the Internet is ridiculous that is a
hole you do not want to go down on the Internet you guys. and I shouldn't have
even told you it exists. okay.
Dude, have you ever had a girl look back at you in
that- with that much excitement? I don't think a girl has ever looked at me this happy
ever. Brandon: I love Texas.. how's the Texas song go?
Both: I guess deep in my heart, I'll always be your Texas girl.
Robert: I wanna go
home. I wanna go home.
Cool. When I'm too far from you Texas.. oh all right here we go. Oh! Music: my hot dog filter
is all I need it's all I see, it's all that's in my dreams. it
spins around, and it dances free but I know one day you won't be with me. Why
does it have to be like that tell me. I've been I've loved hot dogs since I was
seven. Brandon: Dude I love this guy. Robert: dude how long have you loved hot dogs, man? Brandon: Since
probably seven. Robert and the song: why does it have to be like that tell me, heaven.(I LOOKED UP LYRICS AND THATS WHAT IT SAYS IDK) I loved hot dogs
since I was seven. Robert: I think deciding if you want to smash this guy, it really
depends on if that's the only dog in the- if that's the only wiener in the paper. you know what I'm sayin? if
I'm dealing with that it's a little too much. your turn.
Brandon: Um.. *laughing*
Brandon: he would feel great in my-
ass Both: *laughing*
that was smash or pass, *laughing* That was smash or pass, you guys I really hope you
enjoyed that if you have any more challenges you want to see us do and
totally butcher, let us know. I love you guys so much, thank you so much for
watching as always and have a good one. Music: the hot dog filter is all I need it's
all I see, its all that's in my dreams. it spins around and it dances free, but I
know one day you won't be with me why does it have to be like that tell me, heaven,
I've loved hot dogs since I was seven.