Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to asshole design
I am using accent right now because last time I use it on this subreddit, I trick youtube caption into thinking I said ice hole
Like ice that you would skate on, design. It's great. Right? So we're monetized cool
Let's start off with number 19 samsung overdid it on the bloatware
samsung removes the option to uninstall Facebook's apps and services from your Samsung device, but also
Dishonors your warranty if you root it to remove them yourself, how dare thou dishonor thine
warranty. That's probably actually the proper way to say it. Yeah honor the warranty. Yep. Anyway, that's the thing
Facebook app installer you specifically have an installer on your phone. That's very interesting
Facebook app manager and Facebook services
hmm
I'm sorry that that's happened to you better luck next time I suppose
I'm sure that Facebook paid Samsung a pretty nice chunk of change in order to make that happen
So it's probably gonna stay that way. My bad. assumed I was buying a right and left earbud.
I Seven wireless music earphone. Hey, they didn't lie to you. It says earphone singular
What are you supposed to do with that?
Well, actually you have to buy two of them
That's why it seems slightly cheaper, you know air pods or whatever. They cost 130 bucks or something like that
this was a hundred cuz you only get one so
Really
It's a deal cuz you only need one ear to listen to music at the end of the day and your other your free
so there's someone attempts to talk to you you can have a conversation with them and your music doesn't drown out their voice so really
We're doing you a courtesy by making you a more social, friendly, approachable person
By not drowning out the rest of your life with tunes. Is that really what you wanted?
Of course not we made the decision for you
Large-size Cheerios box actually weighs less than a normal size box
What really large size?
is I
I'll take your word for it 15.4 and that's
Net weight one pound one ounce. Oh
Yeah, fifteen point four ounces right there and this is one pound one ounce
Really though?
That doesn't make any sense at all
Do they actually give you less Cheerios in a large sized box and charge more for it because it's large
that's just it's almost too far in the asshole design side of things for me to think that it's a real thing, but
I'm sure there's got to be some clarification for that
But okay my boyfriend paid for this app, and now it won't work unless rated five stars on a paid one Wow
Rate us five stars to keep syncing for free. Thanks for your support
We work hard to keep syncing free for everybody. Your rating would be valuable for us. Thank you rate 5 stars to unlock or
Cancel. I don't know what power sync is. I don't know what you're trying to sync
I don't know why there's a heart there is the heart to suggest rating or are you syncing something having to do with dating? I
Don't even know you could tie in like an API to make it be able to read that
you've rated something five stories five stars to unlock a feature, but
Yeah, if you already paid for that thing, then that's real dumb that's poor design and they already got you
Can do that sucks
Exit button on pop-up ad moves when you attempt to close it. That's the worst
week
Kidding me. We've seen the one before were you like clicking it moves to a different corner. But yeah, that's alright
Alright, that's that's real. Nice. That's real great
that's a good way to probably lose business on your website and never get anyone to actually want to use your product either but
Whatever strategy works for you woman's clothing designers lol
Me: buying women's clothes for the first time
So I need to measure myself and look for clothes sized in inches like with men's clothes
Designers: lol no here's an arbitrary number me: okay
Well, at least I now know to always get that number designers: lol. I've not had experience. So I
Don't know
On this one I are there arbitrary
numbers cuz I guess I have heard of
Like dress size 4 or dress size 7 or something like that
And I don't actually know what that means but people have told me that oh, yeah, I wear like a size
Something dressed. I'm like cool. I don't actually know what that stands for
So maybe that's the arbitrary number that you're referring to. Where is yeah, things are generally measured in inches
With the clothing that I've bought it's more on the formal side. We have updated our privacy policy
Oh god damnit fifty thousand emails over the last month. I think we're done though. The gdpr thing is now
Instituted so all the privacy policies had to have been out of the way by now, so we're good, but my god
We've updated our privacy policy
so that you can see exactly all the things that we've actually been tracking about you and
Selling to other people and what we're doing with your data, which is letting it be visible to everyone. It's kind of, you know safe
But everyone can see in from the outside. So yep. Cool. this is a good analogy. great. That's fun times
I never actually read through any of the privacy policy updates cuz like what am I gonna do stop using Google?
I don't think that's a reasonable thing to do. So you're kind of just at the mercy of whatever happens happens, right?
When I paid extra for anti-reflective, apparently I'd paid for my lenses to be permanently etched
Huh is that like the the logo is permanently etched or is it down there? It's
permanently
Etched. I guess it must be that the logo is permanently in there, which seems just like crappy design
I don't even know if they were thinking I don't think they wanted to impact your vision
They're just like oh, well the rest of these glasses kind of have this print
All over them, so we can't really put our logo unless we put it on a plate or something
We don't want to do that. So we'll put it on the lens what could go wrong with that?
Sure, titanium ring not actually made of titanium watch
Titanium ring
metal type: stainless steel
How did I know that was gonna be the case and it also says titanium in the interior of the ring
I don't know like are people
Really big on making sure like, hey guys, just in case you didn't believe that my ring is made out of titanium
It says titanium on the inside of the Ring
Even though secretly I'm crying on the inside knowing that it's not actually made of titanium and it's a deep down
insecurity of mine that I just really wanted a titanium ring, but I just wasn't able to
Afford that couldn't be that expensive to actually get a titanium ring though. I wouldn't think like we're not talking gold
We're not talking diamonds here. It's just it's metal. Probably slightly more expensive. Maybe I'm totally out of the loop. I don't know
I've never looked into buying a titanium ring. So maybe they're really pricey. I have no idea
someone else will know better than I do
how to disappoint every student on campus
Please keep the library free of pizza. No hot food is permitted the library seating area is available on the ground level foyer
I mean, you know why they do that though just to really get your attention. You're like well free pizza
Where did I get free pizza? Oh you sons of a dick? Well, I guess you got my attention
I know know what the sign says and I hate you for it. I'm gonna bring hot food in the library
I'm gonna get pizza
I'm gonna deliberately get a pizza box and bring it and eat it in the library just because of this sign
Like give it away to other I'm gonna provide free pizza for the library against your wishes because of this
This should be punishable by law truly worthy of this sub justified. See comments. Oh
We got opposing opinions here on this one
All right, let's see so
Oh
It's covered up by the label. I see that okay, but apparently it's justified different amounts and
Yeah, I bet you if you looked at the weights on the package
It would actually tell you what the weight is of each of them. So well, let's let's see in this case
Isn't that they sell spices in different weights but want the same size and shape model more likely
Yeh so it could very well be priced based upon the weight and also there are some spices that can be like very very expensive
depending upon the volume like saffron is
Super duper expensive so they probably wouldn't sell it filled up, but I suppose it could be slightly misleading
But yeah, it spices are kind of the kind of their own thing
right because some spices are not even they're not even like a fine powder like this one that was over here is
More of a like that one's kind of loosely packed right over here. You can't it's not really a volume thing
It's got to be more of a weight thing
This Apple USB extension cable that is specifically designed to not work with other things
Possibly justified see comments
I've seen other
Brands have cables. I think that have the indentation on it
So don't know that that's an Apple thing specifically
It might be I just I don't know what causes certain USB cables to take that approach
But I think I've seen it but not Apple stuff before but hold on. Let's get let's get some clarification on this one
That's specifically for the keyboard
I believe something to do with the power rating means you shouldn't can't use it safely as a regular extension cable
So this was done to limit its uses. It makes sense
it's not exactly explained because that explanation would be hard to fit on the end of a USB connector, but
It would make sense because I've on other Apple stuff before
The USB cables do like connect to things they're not weirdly shaping
I don't like the iPhone power plug is a normal USB. It's not some proprietary USB with an indentation
So probably had a reason and that sounds right a power rating because you wouldn't want to do bad
To your keyboard or computer. This is why I got trust issues
Well, that just seems unsafe doesn't it? if you show someone climbing
Implying that they're using the Rope you're selling and then you say with an asterisk not suitable for climbing literally right there
That just seems real unsafe and I don't know how that was approved in any situation
They'd be like to having a car that's on sale on the floor at a dealership
But then you have a sign on the car that says not suitable for driving
Like they're trying to sell it to you for full price of a vehicle. But also it's not suitable for driving the chocolate wafers
I bought a week ago over is the ones I bought today same price of course. Oh
I'm sorry about that how they reduced it by a solid two
You got nine before and now it's seven for the same price. That sucks
That sucks
Although there's part of me that would feel less regret after eating all of them
Because I'm gonna open those up and they're gonna be gone within an hour and at least in this situation
I've only eaten seven instead of eating nine
So I'm torn on this one, but everyone else is like yeah, that's just a dick move. So, um
Probably can't tell the difference from the outside. Unless you read the fine print seven count versus nine count who's really counting anyway
They knew what they were doing. It was perfectly placed in the box
That is a large
large amount of crust on a pizza like
Wow
That's impressively larger. You can kind of see in there where the crust starts but you just don't think it's gonna be that big
honestly, they would be better off if they just
made the entire size of the pizzas smaller if
They had just made it so that the crust didn't go so far out to the edge and it was normal size all the way
Around yes, it would be a slightly smaller pizza
But I don't think anyone would actually end up complaining about it. It's just because the crust is so large
That that's the problem. So really you guys could have you guys could have avoided both issues here
You could lose--use less resources when manufacturing the pea and also avoid complaints from the customers
Sorry
That's probably the wrong approach for me to be taking but I bet you if they just made it smaller as a whole it wouldn't
no one we complain about it YouTube lets you purchase a movie but still age blocks you oh
Wait YouTube. You can't do that cuz the only way to watch content you paid for is to be logged into an account
but if your account
Doesn't allow you to watch the movie you've already paid for because it's age restricted
You can't just go on another account because you have to pay for the movie again. Ah, you can't do that
You can't oh youtube. I feel like that's
That's like a the Hamlin's razor thing where?
they probably didn't think about this even though it seems like something that you should think about but I
honestly feel compelled to reach out to my rep at YouTube be like
Did you guys know that apparently this is the thing if it is if it is this straightforward?
If you have an account that is under age 18 when you set your birthday and you buy a movie
That is r-rated
And it says you can't watch it if they genuinely as it works and there's no other edge case to consider here
I do honestly feel compelled to reach out because that seems like kind of an oversight on on their part YouTube. I love you
I hope that there's more to the story here. It's all I'm trying to say because yeah
I'm sorry, it hurts me that every month. I feel like there's a YouTube thing on this site
Anyway, maybe we can fix that one though horrifically accurate, but satire
Website, I'm sorry, but please will you please turn off the aboie? We need your money. Okay turns about the addBlock website download
Demonetized wars today and have demonetized with these cartoon girls in it
Yeah
At least YouTube doesn't do that. So, you know keep yeah
Seems to happen
sometimes but YouTube is a good place because
That's good, alright, so we will
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