- This., no, this is crazy.
- It's so crazy.
- No, I'm so excited.
- Me too.
- You don't understand, I cannot-
No, for real.
You don't understand.
- Oh, tell 'em again. (audience laughing)
- I cannot believe that
I am sitting here
with one of my favorite castmates
from WildnOut.
- Man, listen you have seen
him win many a rap battle
and fight online.
Y'all give it up
for Hitman Holla's new teeth.
(audience laughs)
♪ Baby daddy ♪
♪ - Baby mama ♪
♪ - Baby daddy ♪
♪ - Baby mama ♪
♪ - Baby daddy ♪
♪ - Baby mama, yo ♪
♪ Who wants the drama ♪
- Hit Man's baby mama,
Santwon, is so sweet.
- How sweet is he?
- He's the reason Hitman
got new teeth.
(audience laughs)
Too many cavities,
huh, Hitman?
- Oh
- That was crazy!
♪ - Baby daddy ♪
♪ - Baby mama ♪
♪ - Baby daddy ♪
♪ - Baby mama ♪
♪ - Baby daddy ♪
♪ - Baby mama, yo ♪
♪ Who wants the drama ♪
- I'll take a sprinkle
of drama.
- [Male Host] There it is.
- All right.
(audience cheers)
Hitman Holla's baby mama
is such a trip,
- How much of a trip is she?
- They used to call them "Jumpolines"
until she jumped
on one of them.
- Oh
(ding)
Tramp.
- Hitman, why you let them put
them big ass teeth
in your mouth, man? (audience laughs)
Look like you got a mouth full
of iPhone charges. (audience laughs)
If you don't get the hell
up outta here.
- Hey Chico, me and you
got the exact same teeth,
except yours came with a tan.
(audience laughs)
- Oh
That's funny.
Hey, but real talk,
I bet y'all ain't know Hitman
rented his teeth.
He out here paying a tooth note.
You better hope (audience laughs)
they don't withdraw
when you ain't get paid.
- I bet when Chico smile,
Uncle Luke gonna sue him,
cause his (bleep) Doo Doo brown!
Doo Doo Brown. (audience laughs)
- Ah, I like that.
I like that.
Hey, Taylor.
Hey, do me a favor
and tell your brother
I remixed his song,
it go like this.
♪ If Hitman missed a tooth payment ♪
♪ It's gone be some phone chargers ♪
♪ on the pavement ♪
♪ Hey, hey! ♪ (audience laughs)
♪ Hitman Holla renting his teeth ♪
♪ I said Hitman Holla ♪
♪ renting his teeth. ♪
♪ Hey, Hitman ♪
♪ missed a tooth payment. ♪ - You! Out!
(audience laughs) (ding)
- Hey y'all don't it look like
somebody put a jacket
on a PT Cruiser.
(audience laughs)
- Ah funny.
A fat joke, right.
I am big.
Bigger than your music career.
(audience cheers)
- Hey, he built like
that Easter egg
that fell out
of this Easter basket.
(audience laughs)
- Okay, well,
here it go!
You the only man that got
lowercase gums and capital teeth.
(audience laughs)
I bet your dentist charge you
by the tooth.
(audience laughs)
I bet you when you sneeze,
your lip might bite off.
Ah-choo having ass.
(audience cheers)
- Boy, I don't know why you
bought them new teeth
and kept the same gums.
Stupid mouth having ass, boy.
(audience laughs)
- Boy, Carlos dressed like
that uncle that just
got outta jail.
Nephew, let me get a jersey, man.
Let me get a jersey. (audience laughs)
- Boy, if you don't get them
little bitty ass chains,
if you laugh, you gonna choke.
Stupid ass necklace
having ass.
- Boy, if you don't get yo,
I'm still mad cause I got fired
on my day off, looking ass boy.
- Boy, if you don't get yo god damned,
dressed for a baby shower,
but in case it's snow,
looking ass.
(audience laughs)
- I'm gonna need you
to get a new dentist
'cause them teeth look like
I could put my Air Pods in them.
(audience cheers)
- Damn sis!
- Hitman, you look like you
don't know how to read.
(audience laughs)
- Girl, you up here dressed like
a hip-hop soccer mom.
(audience laughs)
- Wait, hold on.
I'm confused.
Hitman, if you're here,
Who's watching the phone case kiosk
at the mall?
- Oh
- Nick, I got a complaint, man.
We gotta get some more money
and wardrobes,
so they can buy the rest
of my shorts.
Look at these shorts, man.
Look like I got
on jail drawers.
This don't make no sense.
Look at your team.
Look at us as a unit.
Look at Hitman.
I can see why you
ain't got no shirt on.
You be working out.
Hitman look like he just woke up
out a coma.
It don't make no sense. (audience laughs)
(screams)
- Oh my God! (audience cheering)
(mic hits floor)
(audience laughing)
- If you can picture yourself cooking
in lingerie for me,
while I'm kissing all
on your inner thighs and
your lower back.
Spit the water out.
- Hey,
hey Hitman, calm down.
You ain't gonna
hit this, man.
(audience cheering)
(Bell dings)
(audience laughing)
♪ Big Mac. ♪
♪ You gonna have trouble with it ♪
♪ You so fat ♪
♪ I bet your refrigerator got ♪
♪ a oven in it ♪
- Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
♪ Hold up. Hold on, hold on, Hitman ♪
♪ I know you don't like me. ♪
♪ By the refrigerator ♪
♪ Yeah, you can find me ♪
♪ But don't try me ♪
♪ The old school got more (bleep) on it ♪
♪ than your close friends on IG ♪
(audiences cheers)
- That was crazy.
♪ Hitman. Hitman ♪
♪ Them little jokes yeah you needed ♪
♪ ♪ with that short ass jacket on ♪
♪ I'm sure that was probably conceited ♪
♪ That collar, you need to breath ♪
♪ Cause it looked like it ♪
♪ was made from the same stuff ♪
♪ they made Justina's weave ♪
(ding)
♪ Stand back ♪
♪ So, gimme some leg room ♪
♪ You want to know what ♪
♪ these keys open up ♪
♪ These the keys to your girls' bedroom ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ and I hope that don't offend you ♪
♪ I dunno where you found a hoodie ♪
♪ made out of a Chinese menu ♪
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
- It's always about food with him.
It's always about food.
♪ Hold up. ♪
♪ The new teeth in your mouth ♪
♪ talking is probably tough with them ♪
♪ They so big and white, ♪
♪ I know all of them Republican ♪
♪ You better get with this ♪
♪ You're a black dude, ♪
♪ but when you smile, everybody ♪
♪ see the white privileges ♪
- Whoa.
(ding)
Okay.
♪ Hitman ♪
♪ Them big teeth, they fragile ♪
♪ They so big and white ♪
♪ They probably going call the police ♪
♪ on this whole battle ♪
(bleep) (audience cheers)
♪ This has to end, your teeth ♪
♪ so big and white ♪
♪ every time you smile, ♪
♪ looks like the cast of Friends ♪
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ - Now, by now ♪
♪ you should know better ♪
♪ than to mess with me ♪
♪ Your teeth bigger than ♪
♪ your music career ♪
♪ can ever be. ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
- Yeah, you said something
'bout me too.
♪ You ain't a real gangster ♪
♪ I don't care what you say, say ♪
♪ You don't fight people ♪
♪ I saw you doing the Nae Nae ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ - Hey, I'm really gone enjoy killing you ♪
♪ I gotta send you back home ♪
♪ Have your mama like ♪
♪ look what he did to you ♪
♪ And you might want to get physical ♪
♪ cause I filled your girlfriend mouth ♪
♪ with more white ♪
♪ than the dentist did to you ♪
- Ooh. (bell dings)
♪ Hitman, with the short jokes ♪
♪ don't start, big teeth ♪
♪ Boy, Your gums got stretchmarks ♪
(audience laughs)
- Yeah
♪ Hey, Hitman, ♪
♪ I don't care what you ♪
♪ be talking about ♪
♪ I know for sure ♪
♪ This the key to ♪
♪ your main hoe mouth ♪
(audience cheers)
- Hit man makes music?
I thought that
was just a rumor.
Dude, tell me how
your teeth are brighter
than your future?
Okay?
(bell dings)
Yo, this man
was feeling irrelevant.
So he made a sex tape.
What's the outcome?
The sex tape got more plays
than his last album.
(audience cheers)
All right.
I dare you to rap,
without using one gun metaphor.
All right?
This is a rap battle.
What you need all
that fake metal for?
I got a 38,
a 45,
a two hundred sixty four
That one wasn't a gun.
That's his credit score.
- Oh! (audience laughs)
- And you know this is true.
You've been on the show
for ten (bleep) seasons.
Show us something new.
Ball game.
- Ohh
♪ Come Here hit man ♪
♪ I came for you ♪
♪ And I'm still aiming too ♪
♪ Oh, your teeth ♪
♪ They're confusing ♪
♪ I don't like what you're usin' ♪
♪ Your teeth are so white ♪
♪ that they probably went ♪
♪ to my family reunion ♪
- [Announcer] Whoa.
♪ Yo, old school ♪
♪ who running with Nick ♪
♪ I hope you (bleep) know ♪
♪ my temperature is 106 ♪
♪ Such a kid ♪
♪ I always kept a (bleep) with ♪
♪ and like the third little piggy ♪
♪ I just jumped in the bricks ♪
♪ You want to be great ♪
♪ My temperature 108 ♪ (bell dings)
♪ A big dog in his yard ♪
♪ do not jump on a gate ♪
♪ Let me find out D.C. on it ♪
♪ One to his face ♪
♪ And his twin sister too ♪
♪ Bop, one to her face ♪
♪ Yeah ♪ (audience cheers)
♪ - Okay, so you wanted it, fine ♪
♪ Well, guess what ♪
♪ My temperature on 109, and yeah ♪
♪ Get a nine in it ♪
♪ You an ATL boy ♪
♪ I'll lean with it, uh ♪
♪ then I'll rock with it ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Back up Nick ♪
♪ Load up the eight ♪ (bell dings)
♪ That means seven get it ♪
♪ Headshot ♪
♪ Turn your snap back to ♪
♪ a leather fitted ♪
♪ Justina, Hitman, the team ♪
♪ Well, I'm in it ♪
♪ Them the shorts you got ♪
♪ when you found out she burnt you ♪
♪ at the clinic ♪
- Ooh
- Ha ha haa
♪ Whatever made you wear that outfit, ♪
♪ I hope that it was worth it, ♪
♪ cause that's the vest ♪
♪ that people wear ♪
♪ to sell peanuts at the circus ♪
(audience laughing)
(ding) - Okay.
♪ He went and got new teeth ♪
♪ all for the show ♪
♪ But I Googled him, ♪
♪ his net worth is zero ♪
♪ My body is mine, right ♪
♪ Uh huh ♪
♪ And it's sore ♪
♪ But look, ♪
♪ let's talk about them teeth ♪
♪ in your mouth ♪
♪ America ♪
♪ They not yours ♪
(audience laughs) (ding)
- We were having fun, then you had
to do all that tough stuff.
- You- - He come murder everybody.
- He did,
but he still need to stop it.
Up here dressed like a Bop It.
(audience laughs)
- Pull it!
- Pull it! (bell ding)
- Spin it!
- Bop it!
(screams) (audience laughs)
- Hold up, hold up, E-Man.
You up here doing all
that boom, pow, pew
Nick, who does that?
I thought there was
a Jamaican theme.
You up here built
like a Rug Rat.
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ To defeat man, Hitman ♪
♪ Everything's doable ♪
♪ With those size teeth ♪
♪ everything is chewable ♪
(audience laughs)
- Hold on, wait a minute. (ding)
Hold on, I got another one.
Hold on, hold on.
♪ They like, Bobby, ♪
♪ what is you doing ♪
♪ How that car get like that ♪
♪ Hitman chewed it ♪
- Hey!
Aye!
♪ Hey, E-Man ♪
♪ Come to drama about those, ♪
♪ with that overbite you got ♪
♪ I bet you can spit ♪
♪ with your mouth closed ♪
(bell dings)
♪ You'll probably take the night off ♪
♪ With those big teeth, ♪
♪ you'll (bleep) your girl (bleep) ♪
♪ and bite it off ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
- [Justina] Hey, Hitman, come here.
Come back.
♪ Uh, uh, yo, uh. ♪
♪ Hitman, that was trash ♪
♪ Pray to Jesus ♪
♪ The string on your pants ♪
♪ is thicker than your penis ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Hitman, it's cool ♪
♪ you fixed your teeth ♪
♪ and all ♪
♪ Now your teeth not tiny ♪
♪ but your (bleep) still small ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Hey, yo, Hitman. ♪
♪ I ain't saying 'Twon ♪
♪ A dude like you ♪
♪ I would pass on ♪
♪ You don't wanna see me ♪
♪ with my mask on ♪
♪ Trying to act like a lady and ♪
♪ this is fore warnings ♪
♪ but I'll take my nails off ♪
♪ and we can box ♪
♪ like four corners ♪
- Ooh.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
- Oh.
Oh whoa whoa.
You trying to fight.
♪ Excuse me, Hitman ♪
♪ man you're hustling wrong ♪
♪ You've been on the show ♪
♪ for 10 seasons ♪
♪ no one knows one ♪
♪ of your songs ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ A killer from Angles ♪
♪ Make some noise for the guy ♪
♪ on stage whose a big rapper ♪
♪ with the skinniest ankles ♪
♪ I know you ain't talking ♪
♪ 'bout me, boy, ♪
♪ you made my fumes boil ♪
♪ You the only rapper dress ♪
♪ like aluminum foil ♪
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ And I mean this ♪
♪ You think you the (bleep) ♪
♪ because you got your teeth fixed ♪
♪ You been smiling nonstop ♪
♪ and (bleep) you ain't hot ♪
- Hey yo, Hit
Hey, yo, Hitman.
Come back.
♪ Yeah, it's funny ♪
♪ he acting all street, ♪
♪ but what real (bleep) ♪
♪ go and get fake teeth ♪
- Woo.
(audience gasps)
- Drizzy, Champagne Papi
in this mother (bleep).