- I mean everyone wants to be a parent,
or a backseat driver parent
and tell you how to do it but--
- Oh, I don't give a (beep).
- No. - Mind your business.
- [Deena] Yeah.
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- I think we can honestly say
that we have the cutest kids.
- Yes (groans). - Yeah, same.
- Ever.
So I wanna take a look back
at some of their cutest moments
- And I'm gonna cry.
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- So what did you have to do for homework?
- Lorenzo. - Aw!
- Oh my god he's such a baby.
- Look at how cute he is! - Look at how little he is!
- Can I eat this?
- No! - Oh, sorry.
(laughing)
He's such a brat.
- Bring in a collection of 100 things on attached paper.
I feel like doing homework with kids is
just not enjoyable.
- Meilani's in kindergarten
and I don't understand half of it.
- I don't understand it at all.
It's very hard.
- Imagine when he gets to like fifth grade,
you're gonna be like oh-- - No, I'm done.
- We are not smarter than a fifth grader.
- I am not.
- Just throwing that out there.
- Like um.
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- I'm pregnant.
- [Woman] Are you really?
- [Group] Awww!
- Stop.
- I have goosebumps all over again.
- [Deena] Oh, look at my belly!
- Aw! - Oh my god!
- I was ready. I was like 41 weeks.
- Seriously. - Like ready to go.
I'm a little nervous
'cause clearly I've never given birth before.
- Oh, you look so confident.
- You do. - I looked like a mess.
I just couldn't wait.
- [Group] Awwww!
- Oh, nugget!
- That first feeling was just like just love.
Just love at first sight. - Pure love.
- Yeah, oh, it's the best moment.
- You look at him and you're like, "I know you!
"I know you."
- Like, "You're mine."
- "You're mine, we made you."
- I still use that excuse,
like when Meilani tries to get over on me
I'm like, " I made you."
- Like, "I made you and I could put you away, bye."
- "I know everything about you,
"'cause I created you."
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- Special delivery.
- (laughs) Aw!
- Are you gonna be a flower girl with sissy?
Say, "Thank you, bear!"
- Aw! - No.
(laughing)
- She's such a bitch.
I swear we have each other's kids!
- Yes!
- I'm Meilani, it's so weird.
- I can't.
- Like that's me. - That's totally you.
- For sure she passed out drunk.
- I was not invited to Nicole's wedding.
- Sorry! - I was not invited
to Jenni's wedding.
- I mean, Mike was not the best person back then.
So there were reasons why he didn't come to our wedding.
- But now, now not only are they a part of my wedding,
but their kids are flower girls.
- Aunt Nicole and mommy will show you two how to walk.
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- They hate us.
- Look at them! - Judging.
- Judging.
- They're like, "I hate our mom."
- Remember this is your moment.
It is all about you today.
Really bad mommies.
- [Snooki] Get it girls!
(laughing)
(claps)
- They're literally us.
(yelling) - Literally.
Literally.
- That's drunk Jenni.
That's mommy after tequila.
- Oh my god, imagine when she's a freaking teenager.
- I'm scared for it 'cause I--
- Oh my lord.
- She'll be like, "What, mom?"
"Mom, stay and get your ass beat.
"Get out of my room!" - Literally.
- (laughs) "Stay and get your ass beat."
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- Jen, Jenni!
Give me (mumbles) in the table.
- You're the crazy uncle.
- (gasps) "You're the crazy uncle."
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, it's him, but we don't say it outloud.
Oh my god, I was mortified.
You ever do that when your kid just says something.
- Yeah and I'm like, "But you can't say that."
- You cannot.
My worse experience with that
was the first day of preschool.
They're like, "Do you have any questions or comments?"
And there's two police officers enrolling their kids too
and my daughter's like,
"Yeah, I'd just like everybody to know that
"my mom put soap in my mouth this morning for no reason."
- [Deena And Snooki] Oh my god!
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- So excited for a new baby.
Honestly, I love being a mom.
See the baby's mouth?
(laughing)
- Stop! (screaming)
- Aw, little.
- That face. - I can't.
I can't believe I have three kids.
- You do it so flawlessly though.
- I feel like when you have your first baby
it's just like, "I wanna do everything right."
And then the second one you're like,
"All right, I kinda know what I'm doing."
- Kinda got it.
- And then the third one I'm like, "I, (beep) it."
(laughing)
- We drink every night.
- I drink wine every night now.
- It's needed, it's part of a diet.
- That is my life.
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