- My name is Anetra, ladies and gentlemen,
and I'm here to wear your ******* out!
(judges cheering)
Attention, flaming ***** imminent.
♪ You better walk that (beep) duck duck walk ♪
♪ Quack, quack, quack, ♪
♪ Quack quack quack quack ♪
♪ You better walk that (beep) duck ♪
- [RuPaul] Girl!
(dramatic music with heavy drum beat)
Welcome, to the All Star Talent Show Extravaganza!
Roxxxy Andrews!
Talent is burlesque...
(boisterous burlesque music)
(audience cheers)
(continued cheers from audience)
(audience whooing)
(audience screams and laughs)
(RuPaul laughs)
- Okay, *****! Throw away the receipt.
I'm buying it.
(burlesque music building in intensity)
- Yes! Yes!
(music crescendos)
(audience cheering and whooing loudly)
- Yes!
(audience continues to cheer)
(someone in audience whistles)
(music ends) (audience cheers)
- [RuPaul] Tatiana.
Talent is spoken word...
- This piece is entitled "The Same Parts."
- This piece. (Michelle chuckles)
- People at the party,
and I'm wanting to dance.
Other ugly *** *******
ain't standing no chance. (audience laughs)
Dudes looking at me like
they wanna get in my pants.
Come on *****, see me with them hands.
See me with them hands.
His back on the wall.
My *** on his (grunts) (audience cackles)
Grinding for a second.
His stuff's getting thick.
(RuPaul gasps) - Ooh, girl.
He doesn't know it,
but I'm getting firm too. (audience laughs)
'Cause boys really need to know
before calling me boo.
Because what you see,
isn't always the truth.
Say it with me.
- What you see,
isn't always the truth.
- Thank you. (audience laughs)
Because baby boy,
I've got all the same parts that you do.
The same parts.
(in deep voice) The same parts.
(audience screams and laughs)
(Tatiana whispers) The same parts.
(audience cheering loudly)
Thank you.
- A nineties beatnik, doing a spoken word piece
about her genitals.
Tatiana's number is my absolute favorite.
(audience cheers and claps)
- [RuPaul] Welcome back to RuPaul's All Star Variety Show.
All the way from the BK, Brooklyn, Aja.
(fast paced ballroom music)
(singer begins talking) - Ugh.
I don't understand why people leave their house
looking like that.
What the was you thinking?
Ooh! She looks even uglier out of drag.
I just can't take you.
How unfortunate.
(singer beings singing)
♪ Meow to the ***** cat cat, cat cat ♪
(singer growls) ♪ Cat cat, meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow to the ***** cat, cat, cat cat ♪
♪ Meow to the ***** cat cat cat meow ♪
♪ Meow to the ***** cat, cat, cat cat ♪
(singer growls) ♪ Cat cat, meow meow meow ♪
♪ Level ya ***** up, up ♪
♪ If you're feeling, feeling, meow ♪
♪ Level ya ***** up, up ♪
♪ Step yo cookies up, up ♪
♪ Level ya ***** up, up ♪
♪ So you get one up ♪
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
♪ Five six seven ♪
♪ - Is she gonna jump from there? ♪
♪ Nine, ten, do it again ♪
(audience screams and cheers) (RuPaul screams and laughs)
- Ooh. Face, Craig.
- Oh my god!
- Paramedics. Paramedics.
Make sure she's okay.
Because I was not ready. Not.
- [RuPaul] The terminally delightful,
Bendelacreme.
(bouncy burlesque music)
(audience cheering quietly)
(cheering volume increases)
(Michelle laughs)
(audience cheers)
(burlesque music crescendos)
(music changes to slower, raucous burlesque)
(audience and judges laugh)
(music swings back to bouncy burlesque)
(RuPaul laughs)
(audience screaming and cheering)
- I don't have enough nipples.
I want more nipples. Aw.
(RuPaul laughs) (audience cheers)
(audience whooing and cheering)
(burlesque music ends)
(audience cheers and claps)
- To the brave LGBTQ veterans and service members,
from the bottom of our hearts.
Thank you.
And welcome to our All-Star Spangled Variety Show.
(audience cheers)
How now, brown cow?
It's Monique Heart.
(upbeat ballroom music) - Hello world.
Hello America.
Quick question.
Are you brown cow stunning?
♪ Brown cow stunning ♪
♪ When you wake up in the morning ♪
♪ When you walk through the room ♪
♪ Slaying all day, every day ♪
♪ And serving face to mother Ru ♪
♪ Giving you the ooh ah sensation ♪
♪ Brown cow stunning in formation ♪
♪ Brown cow ruling the nation ♪
Hit it!
♪ Brown cow stunning, giving ooh ah sensation ♪
♪ Brown cow stunning, coming to every nation ♪
♪ Brown cow stunning, giving ooh ah sensation ♪
- I didn't know this ***** could sing.
She is turning it out, girl.
- Are you brown cow stunning, baby?
Are you Brown cow, are you brown cow,
are you brown cow stunning?
- [RuPaul] Oh!
- Are you brown cow stunning?
(music ends)
(audience cheers and claps)
- [RuPaul] The look and feel of real.
Trinity the tuck.
(playful 50's style music)
♪ For the perfect tuck, you'll need some spray adhesive ♪
♪ Give a little spritz to both your front and back ♪
♪ Put some tissue paper there ♪
♪ Just blow your derriere ♪
♪ with your junk pulled distinctly to your crack ♪
♪ Sorry, mom ♪
♪ Some clear vinyl tape should do quite nicely ♪
♪ To give that mean tuck a helping hand ♪
(Matthew laughs)
♪ At least three strips is wise ♪
♪ Depending on your size ♪
♪ From taquito to el chalupa grande ♪
♪ See that's Spanish. ♪
♪ Now go and get your sturdy tucking panties ♪
♪ The ones that look like hell and smell much worse ♪
♪ Get those straps around your thighs ♪
♪ As you pull 'em to the skies ♪
♪ 'Til your tuck's so tight it makes you want to curse ♪
Mother (beep)
♪ a little airbrush spray to hide the razor burning welts ♪
♪ And your perfect tuck is finally in the groove ♪
♪ You can dance and you can stun, but it's gonna take a ton ♪
♪ Of industrial strength cleanser to remove ♪
♪ It's just a tip to save you ♪
♪ To hide what God done gave you ♪
♪ the perfect tuck to keep your junk away ♪
I can't sing, but you get the point.
Go tuck yourself.
(audience cheers and claps)
- I think I've been tucking wrong this whole time.
(RuPaul giggles)
- [RuPaul] Let the All Stars Star-Studded
Variety Extravaganza begin.
- If you give me a minute of your time,
I hope to make a dress that's sublime.
Ross?
- Ready. Set. Go.
(contestants encouraging Ra'jah)
- Get it, girl.
(contestants whooing)
- Oh, that ***** is doing it.
- Okay.
- Is she really sewing?
- She's sewing, girl.
- How am I doing on time?
- 40 seconds left.
- Amazing.
(RuPaul and Michelle laugh)
- Come on, say it.
- Oh, she's really gonna go through with this.
- Okay *****, this real talent.
- Come on, Ra'jah. - 30 seconds left.
- Thank you, 30 seconds.
(contestants laughing)
- Yes, Ra'jah.
- Oh, wait a minute *****. You all done?
- Oh, is she gonna get it?
Is she gonna get that dress?
- Get it, *****. Get it.
(contestants whooping and clapping)
- Uh uh.
- 10, 9, 8-
- Wow. She did it. She did it. - 7, 6, 5-
- Ah! I'm sweating. - 4, 3, 2, 1.
(judges and contestants cheering)
- Oh my gosh, amazing!
- Thank you.
(Latin music starting) ♪ La perra's in the house ♪
♪ If you want a Latin man, girl ♪
♪ You better work your body, darling ♪
♪ And I can work your body, darling ♪
♪ Follow me ♪
♪Jiggle, jiggle ♪ (crowd cheers and exclaims)
♪ Jiggle, jiggle ♪
♪ Shake shake shake shake ♪ - [Matthew] Oh, my god.
♪ Shake those tatas, shake those tatas ♪
♪ Shake ♪
♪ Those ♪
♪ Tatas ♪
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle those ******* ♪
♪ Jiggle those *******, jiggle those ******* ♪
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle those ******* ♪
♪ Jiggle those ******* ♪
♪ Echa pa 'lante ♪
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle those ******* ♪
♪ Jiggle those *******, jiggle those ******* ♪
♪ Work it, work it, work work work, work it ♪
♪ And I can work your body, darling ♪
♪ Ooh, almost broke my back ♪
♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle ♪
♪Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle ♪
♪ Next time, give the queen a dollar. ♪
(Judges scream and laugh)
(playful music)
- [RuPaul] And now, the Drag Race Gives Back
Variety Extravaganza.
Now, the name on everybody's lips is Shea Coulee.
(smooth dance music)
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ All of the lights are down ♪
♪ All that I'm thinking about ♪
♪ Is how get closer to you ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ All of my guards are down ♪
♪ Hold me tight right now ♪
♪ I wanna feel your body move ♪
♪ We ♪
♪ Ain't got the time to waste, so let's go ♪
♪ Each minute slipping by, I want you more ♪
♪ Before the night is done, I wanna know ♪
♪ Will you take me home ♪
♪ You make me go round and round ♪
♪ Can feel my heart pound and pound and pound ♪
♪ And baby, I ain't coming down ♪
♪ My feet won't touch the ground ♪
- I am living for what Shea Coulee is serving.
This is cute, *****.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
(audience cheers and claps)
- Yes, *****! Move, *****!
- Yes!
- Shea!
- [RuPaul] Now, here to put some bass in your face,
it's Monet X Change.
(classical opera music)
(singing in Italian)
(string instruments crescendo)
(sustained note varying in pitch)
(music concludes)
(audience claps and cheers)
(triumphant playful music)
- We all didn't even know that Monet had that inside of her.
She's had a lot of things inside of her,
but we didn't know that that was one of them.
- Welcome back to One Night Only.
Get ready for Anetra.
(gong crashes)
- [Female Announcer] Round one.
(clears throat) (ballroom music starts)
♪ It's A, N, E, T, R, A. ♪
♪ Six letters and three vowels ♪
♪ My name is Anetra, ladies and gentlemen ♪
♪ And I'm here to wear your ******* out ♪
(audience laughs and cheers)
♪ Attention ♪
(audience continues cheering)
♪ Flaming ***** imminent ♪
♪ You better walk that (beep) duck duck walk ♪
♪ Quack, quack, quack ♪
♪ Quack quack quack quack ♪
♪ You better walk that (beep) duck ♪
(audience screams and laughs) - Dang!
♪ Look at the moves, look at her go ♪
♪ You better, ***** ♪
♪ Walk that (beep) duck ♪
♪ It's-do you smell that? ♪
♪ It's like something's burning, is that, ♪
♪ My *****? ♪
♪ Yes ♪
(board snaps) (audience screams)
♪ It is ♪
♪ It's burning ♪
♪ Oh my god, it's on fire ♪
♪ Does anybody have, like, (indistinct) ♪
♪ Or something like a fire extinguisher? ♪
(RuPaul screaming and laughing)
(audience cheers and claps)
- You gotta watch out for the quiet ones, you know?
You never know what they have up their sleeve.
- You better walk that (beep) duck.
(audience screams and laughs) - ****!
- [RuPaul] It's Sasha Colby.
(Zombie by The Cranberries begins playing)
♪ Another head hangs lowly ♪
♪ Child is slowly taken ♪
♪ And the violence caused such silence ♪
♪ Who are we mistaken ♪
♪ But you see, it's not me ♪
♪ It's not my family ♪
♪ In your head, in your head ♪
♪ They are dying ♪
♪ In your head ♪
- I am just living for Sasha.
She is so engaging and beautiful,
but also not afraid to get gritty with it.
♪ What's in your head ♪ (judges exclaim)
♪ In your head ♪
♪ Zombie ♪
(music concludes)
- Work. (audience cheers and claps)
- [Male Narrator] Welcome back
to the Fame Games Variety Extravaganza.
- It's everybody's favorite bosom buddy.
Jaymes Mansfield.
(ethereal piano music)
♪ You may think I came here today ♪
♪ With nothing to display ♪
♪ But let me tell you, Ru, ♪
♪ There's something I'll show you ♪
♪ Now I can't split and I can't dip ♪
♪ And I can't do a back flip ♪
♪ But ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ Have ♪
♪ These ♪
(RuPaul exclaims and laughs) (audience and judges clapping)
(music transitions to big band music)
♪ I have these ♪
♪ Do I have back pain ♪
♪ Guaranteed ♪
♪ I have these ♪
♪ Do some choreo ♪
♪ Then dry heave ♪
(dry heaving)
♪ I have these ♪
♪ That's my talent ♪
♪ Can't you see ♪
♪ I have these ♪
♪ These ♪
(in deep voice) ♪ These ♪
(gasps for air)
Thank you.
And they're real.
(confetti cannons blast) (judges laughing)
(audience and judges clap and cheer)
- [Michelle] Mine are real, too.
(judges laugh)
- Next up, excuse her booty.
Give it up for Lala Ri.
(energetic dance music)
♪ Do, re, mi, it's Lala Ri ♪
♪ And ***** I'm back to make you gag ♪
♪ Put them on my corset ♪
♪ 'Cause I got this shh up in the bag ♪
♪ Miss Congeniality ♪
♪ But I ain't here to play it nice ♪
♪ My golden boot is Versace ♪
♪ And you could never pay the price ♪
- [Michelle] Nice!
♪ Ching-ching like a money gun, money gun ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ So sweet like a honey bun, honey bun ♪
♪ Lip sync, I'm your number one ♪
♪ Yeah it's Lala Ri with another one ♪
♪ Do my dance-y, I'm about to buck ♪
♪ ***** cat and my super tuck ♪
♪ Dump truck when I back it up ♪
♪ Good skin, yeah I'm black as ♪
♪ My *** is good ♪
(audience and judges cheering and laughing)
♪ My *** is good ♪
(contestants screaming and cheering)
♪ No I mean, like really, it's real good ♪
♪ It's real good, it's real good ♪
♪ You wanna taste? ♪
(beat drops)
(audience and judge cheering)
♪ Is it chocolate ♪
♪ Now drop it ♪
(synthesized vocalizing)
♪ Is it chocolate ♪
(synthesized vocalizing)
♪ Now drop it ♪
♪ (gobbling noises) ♪
(RuPaul screams and laughs) (audience cheers and claps)
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