- Freddie. - Uh, come in.
Mom, what are you doing-
I am so proud of you.
I can't believe it's finally happening,
your first date.
- Mom. - And with a girl.
Mom.
There you are. Millicent, I drew your bath.
And Freddie. Freddie!
I put your warm milk in your thermos
next to your bed.
And if you're both good, I'll let you snuggle with me
for ten minutes and watch Toledo House Flip.
So we done here? Great.
Will you just please let us out of here?
Oh, no.
Why not?
Because with you as my friends, I'm finally popular.
I can't go back to being the lonely nub
with only a chicken to talk to.
[grunting]
Oh, hey.
What are you doing here?
I live here. What are you doing here?
Ah, you know, I was just scaling the side of the building
and noticed your window is open, so, boop.
[chuckles]
You scaled the building?
Please don't tell my parents.
They think I'm at Cold Stone Creamery.
So, I understand you put some flyers up
all over the school.
Yes, I did.
Why would you photo doc my head onto the body of a rhinoceros?
- Well, I- - Rhinoceros?
Oh, no, no, no. She made you a hippopotamus.
No, no, she's a rhinoceros.
A hippo has fatter thighs and a wider sound.
It doesn't matter.
I come bearing a gift.
Remember when Ms. Briggs asked all of her students
to write letters to their future selves
to be delivered on their 27th birthday?
Oh, yeah, the where do you see yourself in 15 years thing?
She said she was going to deliver them herself.
Well, she was supposed to, but she canceled at the last minute.
She twist an ankle? Break a hip? She fall down a well?
Please tell me she fell down a well.
Oh, she's fine. She just hates you.
Yeah, that makes sense.
How am I supposed to do a science project
with a psycho wrestler who's always-
Hey. What's up, Fraido?
[screaming]
Duke! Duke, this is only fun for one of us!
Where's Freddie when you need him?
Who's ready to get drunk?
Freddie. It's me, Duke.
Hey, what's up, D-bag?
This is Snot Rag, MG Gym Shorts.
And Lloyd.
Now, if you'd be so chill as to direct us
to your fattest keg.
[laughing]
I don't want to sound rude,
but I really didn't come here to dance.
Could you just interview me about the Web- Nevel?!
I stole a kiss upon your cheek. And now another kiss I seek.
Seek some tapenade.
Spencer!
You shouldn't have done that, Carly Shay.
You'll rue this day. You'll rue it!
Was this entire robot wedding just to make me jealous?
Please, do you really think I'd stage a fake wedding,
ask Freddie to be my best man to make sure you'd be here;
even though I can't stand him
- and never could... - Hey.
Invite all your closest friends and family,
pay actors to fill out the guest list,
all so you'd go mad with jealousy
and realize you and I were meant to be together all along?
Oh, my God, Neville, did you do that?
Would it be so wrong if I did?
Here.
Feels good, huh?
Yeah, real good.
I got him at the convention last year.
There's a Pee Wee Baby convention?
- Oh, yeah. - And you go to it?
Mm-hmm.
Maybe you'll come with me to the next one.
Maybe.
Hey, Carly, over here.
Oh, hey, Griffin.
You look amazing. How are you?
I'm great. How are you?
Are you leaning more towards stealing motorcycles
or temperature controlling stuffed animals?
Oh, my Pee Wee Baby days are long gone.
- Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah.
I had to sell 'em to pay for my settlement.
Apparently, you can't just say you're a hypnotist.
Anyway, long story short, bankruptcy, prison,
I'm infertile.
This latte is a delight.
You're coming to live with me in Yakima.
No, I want to stay here in Seattle with Spencer.
Spencer needs to learn to take care of himself
before he can take care of a child.
I'm not a child. I'm just young and short.
Sweetheart-
Spencer is very responsible and very grown up.
Hey, you guys, I was wondering-
[groaning]
Oh, Carly, my little gumdrop. It's been quite a while.
I've really missed you.
Aw, me, too, Granddad.
Spencer.
So close we don't even need a nickname.
Hey, let's all go around and say what we like
about each other's life choices.
Patches on your elbows?
Do you need a loan?
Bring in the muffin basket.
Copy that.
What? Hey, who's this for? Hey! Hey!
[unintelligible]
Fudge bag!
The muffin basket is in place.
Muffins?
Well, don't mind if I do.
And now, time for a confetti surprise.
Hit it.
Uh, we're going to go make sure he's okay.
Hello, Carly.
So lovely to see you again.
Lewbert? Is that really you?
You look handsome, but also approachable.
You're like Paul Rudd.
Very kind of you to say.
I also want to say that I'm really sorry
for the way that we treated you when we were kids.
It was immature, and silly.
Wow. I feel so much better.
That was a great moment for us.
Guppy!
Happy birthday.
Ah, jeez.
I had him wait outside so he could make
a dramatic entrance.
- Boo! - Oh.
Who is that kid?
My little sister's weird friend's
weirder little brother.
Like your normal?
Hey!
Hi, Guppy.
Happy birthday.
Don't look at her, Mr. Gibson.
I called you here
because you were witness to the pain and suffering
inflicted by Carly Shay on your brother Gibby.
Gibby!
Well, Gibby wanted to do those stunts most of the time.
Aha! Most of the time, which means some of the time
he didn't want to do them.
Let the record show some of the time
he didn't want to do 'em.
I liked it better when I just said, "Happy birthday".
Is it anyone's birthday?
Happy birthday.
If you don't let me out of here in the next 30 seconds,
I'm going to tell the cops
that you kept me prisoner in here,
and then you're going to be in more trouble than you were-
[screaming]
Wait. Is this water?
You wish it was water.
Dude, I got to get out of here,
so just tell me what you want, okay?
You want money, power and an ostrich?
I want you to suffer the way I suffered.
What?
You got me grounded for two days,
so that's how long I'm going to keep you in there.
Chuck Chambers.
No. No.
What's in the box? What's in the box?!
Tell us why you're here today.
To state that the Shay siblings are evil incarnate.
Carly played mind games with me when she was my tutor,
and Spencer... he locked me in a cage.
He squirted me with suspicious liquid.
And once... he threw a cupcake at me.
Liar!
You did all that stuff to me!
Spencer, get it together.
He brought Chuck here to throw you off your game.
You're right. Just breathe, Spence. Take a sip of water.
You wish it was water.
Come here, you little demon!
Out of order! Stop that!
Get him out of here!
You don't want the truth! You can't handle the truth!