(Rage Quit intro music)
Jack: Alright, so Michael, you do Rage Quit.
Michael: I do?
Michael: Yeah, I do.
Jack: Alright, and everyone's been asking about QWOP.
Jack: Q. W. O. P.
Jack: and, uh, we decided we'll set you up with it, so...
Michael: Great.
Jack: I'm gonna give you a challenge.
Jack: I want you to go- Michael: Oh.
Jack: I want you to go, uh, let's say,
Jack: let's say ten meters
Jack: in QWOP.
Jack: Alright?
Michael: Great. I flew across the country to fuckin' play this.
Jack: Alright, alright, alright. Michael: Amazing, so excited.
Jack: Have at it sir. We'll see what happens..
Jack: Good luck.
Jack: You've gotta click on it first. Michael: Go, go, go, go
Michael: Alright, I'm already getting pissed off.
Michael: Now, how-
Michael: I love the fucking intructions they give you in this fucking game.
Michael: Oh! Those are your calves and those are your thighs,
Michael: so what do you just fucking hit the keys?
Michael: and now he's doing this split.
Michael: This- this guy isn't even fucking human
Michael: Like look at..
Michael: What the fuck is he doing?
Michael: Really?
Michael: I can't even fucking die..
Michael: Oh, oh, oh. Like, when you do good, the music comes on
Michael: This is amazing
Michael: And now he's running fucking backwards
Michael: Go forward, you fucking idiot.
Michael: And now, too far fucking forward
Michael: Why does he move in slow motion?
Michael: "Uh"
Michael: Dude, holy fuck.
Michael: This- I- I'm sorry. This is a 100-meter fucking dash and he's in the Olympics.
Michael: I think walking and running- you should probably learn that first before you're in the Olympics, this is fucking (r word)