- Hey, hey Pear!
Are you ready to have a smashing good time?
- I sure am!
This is awesome!
I can't believe you have your first
original Minecraft mini game!
- That's right.
It's called Pumpkin Smash!
- Awesome.
How do you play?
- You smash pumpkins.
It's pretty straight forward.
- Well, I didn't know, I thought maybe there was--
- Pear!
Don't.
Just don't.
(upbeat rock music)
- Alright, Pear.
Follow me!
It's pumpkin smashing time!
- Alright, alright.
You wanna play best two out of three?
- Well, you don't think that will be two much?
(laughing)
- Alright, alright.
Let's start in the haunted forest.
- Tag, you're it! - Ow!
- You're not tagging me, you're punching me!
- Better than punching trees!
(laughing)
Minecraft jokes, we're starting!
- Alright, alright.
I've gotta focus up 'cause I'm gonna kick your booty!
- Bring it on, scaredy Pear!
- I'm not a scaredy Pear!
Look at all these pumpkins!
- Remember, the ones that are lit up
are worth five points.
(Pear shouts)
- I just saw a witch.
(Orange laughs)
- Hey, scaredy Pear!
Did you see witch way she went?
(Orange laughs)
- I'm not scaredy Pear!
And guess what?
Did you see that I'm kicking your butt?
- Oh, man, I better use some pun power ups.
Hey, what did one jack-o-lantern say to the other one?
- Oh, boy.
What?
What'd it say?
- Cut it out!
(Orange laughs)
(Pear groans)
Get it, cut it out?
- Yes, I got it.
- Because of their faces?
Get it?
- Yes, I got it!
Like a knife.
You cut it but you gotta cut it with a knife.
- With a knife.
- I know, I know!
- Oh, do you get it then?
- Yes, I got it!
- Oh, fancy fresh!
I'm gonna catch up to you, Pear!
- Oh, yeah?
Well, I just got a five point jack-o-lantern!
Just call me Billy Corgan because
I'm awesome at smashing pumpkins!
- What?
- Get it?
Because he's the singer of Smashing Pumpkins?
- I get it.
- He's awesome because Smashing Pumpkins,
so am I?
Get it?
- That was so obvious, Pear!
- You're so obvious!
- Obviously awesome!
- Obviously losing!
- Ow!
That one hurt, Pear.
- Well, it's the truth!
- It still hurts.
- So many pumpkins.
So little time!
I am the pumpkin smashing king!
- Okay, how about you just let me
get a couple more points and win?
- No, we're not gonna do that.
- Hey, Pear!
How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern?
- Well, the idea is to break the pumpkin so--
- With a pumpkin patch!
(Orange laughs)
- Okay, okay, I gotcha, I gotcha.
- Smashy, smashy, smashy!
Smashy!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What does this freeze ray do?
- If you use it on me,
I might give you the cold shoulder.
(Orange laughs)
- Whatever, whatever.
I can't believe how much I'm beating you this game!
- Yeah, you're breaking so many pumpkins,
you're breaking bad!
(Orange laughs)
- That one was a reach.
- Yeah, pretty much because
this game is out of reach.
(Orange laughing)
Smashy, smashy!
- Well don't worry, don't worry.
We have two more games left,
if I don't win the next one!
- Yeah, don't rub it in.
- So, you can live to smash another day.
(Pear yells)
- Did somebody just put a cat in a blender?
What was that noise?
- Holy cow!
You have a lot of arrows in you.
- Yeah, I think there's one in my elbow.
- Yeah, and you neck and your knee
and your elbow and your head.
Come here, I just wanna hit you with my freeze--
Game over!
I win!
- Yeah, whatever.
You know, we have so many arrows in us,
we probably shouldn't be giving Minecrafters
pointers on this game.
(both laughing)
- Good one, good one.
Alright, you ready for round two?
- Let's do it scaredy Pear!
- I'm not scaredy Pear!
- It's time to get even, Steven!
(Orange laughs)
- I'm not Steve anymore.
I've got a cool new bat Pear skin.
- Yeah, that was pretty lame
when you were playing as Steve.
- Well, that's all over now.
- Hey!
Hey Steve!
Hey!
- I'm not Steve, I told you.
Watch out for the witch! (Orange yells)
Are you okay?
- I'm okay,
but I think I landed on my keys.
- Right, well I'm glad you're okay.
- Time to smash some pumpkins!
More smashy, smashy!
Hey there's Pear!
I'm gonna get ya!
- You're so mean!
All the time!
- Mean like a jelly bean!
- What?
- Pear, Pear, Pear!
- Oh man!
- Screwed you up.
- Yeah, you screwed me up
and I fell in the lava!
- Hey Steve!
Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
- I'm not Steve.
And I don't know.
- Because, they just had their brains scooped out.
(Orange laughs)
(Pear groans)
- Hold on.
Hey, hold on!
You're actually winning for once?
- Yeah, I figured out how to play.
I'm supposed to smash more pumpkins than you.
- Yeah, of course that's how you play it.
You didn't understand that before?
- Well, I was distracted!
- By what?
- By the new Smashing Pumpkins song.
It goes like this,
smashy, smashy, smashy
(Orange mumbles)
We're Smashing Pumpkins!
(Orange laughs)
- I'm pretty sure I heard you say smokey,
- Smokey monkey!
- And I'm on fire.
Great!
- Yeah, you are on fire. - On fire again!
- Look who's winning, winning, winning!
Winner, winner chicken dinner!
- Your songs are terrible!
- Hey Pear, why do skeletons like Minecraft?
- Why?
- Cause! There's a skele-TON of cobblestone!
(Orange laughs)
- Got it.
Oh, I saw you, I saw you when the light flashed.
I saw you.
- Yeah, and I saw that I'm winning!
(Orange laughs)
- Hey, don't get cocky.
- Hey, are you calling me a chicken?
(Orange laughs)
I'm not afraid!
- Oh, you will be!
Once I catch up to you.
It's a close game,
and I'm coming up from behind!
I'm gonna get you!
- Where are all the pumpkins?
Where are they?
Pumpkins?
- Okay, I'm almost tied.
Oh yes, yes, tied it up!
Alright, where's the rest of the pumpkins?
- Where are they?
- I can't find them.
- I can't find them either.
(calling for pumpkins together)
- Oh, I see you Pear!
Here, let me hit you so I can win.
- No, no, no.
That's not how this works. - Come back here!
I'm gonna hit you.
- Surely you know how to play this game, right?
- Of course!
But don't call my Shirley.
(Pear groans) (Orange laughs)
- Alright!
- Alright, it looks like it was a tie.
- No, look it.
It says that I won!
- What?
How is that possible?
We were tied!
- Sorry.
If it says it, its true.
- This totally isn't fair.
We were tied!
- Minecraft wouldn't lie, Pear.
- Fine!
Let's just play the last game.
- Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!
Look out pumpkins!
It's time to find out if you have smash appeal.
(Orange laughing)
- That was so bad.
Oh look out!
Choppy! Choppy! Choppy!
- Pear, are you trying to stick it to me?
(Orange laughing)
- Nope, I'm way more interested in winning this game.
- Whatever.
Smashy, smashy, smashy!
(Orange yells)
Oh wow, a witch!
Hey Pear? - What?
- Why don't witches fly on their brooms
when they're angry?
- I'm not even gonna say anything because
I know you're just going to tell me anyway.
- Because, they don't wanna fly off the handle!
(Orange laughing)
Get it?
- Yes, I got it.
- Get it? - Yes!
- It's a metaphor.
You know, for flying off the handle?
Being angry? - I know!
- It's a metaphor.
- I know! I got it!
- Then why aren't you laughing?
- Because, it's not funny!
- Well, I know it's not funny.
It's halarious!
(Orange laughing)
- Stop it.
- Well, this field looks like an
ice pumpkin patch to smash!
(Orange laughing)
- Oh yeah?
Well this level ground down here
is even better for the bat pair!
Oh yeah!
(Pear shouting)
(Orange laughing)
- You got scared by the witch.
- It's not funny.
It's very scary.
- Yeah, you know what?
I really wish there were chickens
in pumpkin smash.
- Okay?
- Haunted chickens!
- Okay.
Is there such a thing as haunted chickens?
- Yeah!
Haven't you heard of a poultry-geist?
(Orange laughing)
- Alright, alright.
Well, looks like I'm running away with this one.
- Whatever.
- It's gonna be real hard to catch me.
Especially when I chop you in the back!
(Pear laughing)
- Oh no!
- In the lava! - In the lava!
Well, maybe dying will help
resurrectify my losing situation.
(Orange laughing)
- Wow, that was some major word play.
- Maybe it's this jack-o-lantern head.
It's really lighting me up inside.
(Orange laughing)
- Whatever.
(Pear screams)
Whoa, whoa, okay.
Skeletons definitely don't scare me.
That's fine.
Especially when I have an 80 pumpkin lead!
- Hey Pear!
I've got a poem, you wanna hear it?
- Alright, go ahead.
- Roses are red, violets are blue
Pumpkin Smash is the best Minecraft mini game
of all time, but Pear smells like fart.
- Hey! (Orange laughing)
I don't smell like fart!
And that doesn't rhyme!
- I agree!
I think that's the best poem ever too!
- I didn't say anything like that.
I said nothing of the sort.
- Yeah you did, I heard you.
- But I am gonna win!
- No, no.
- Winner, winner chicken dinner!
- Hey, that's my saying. - In your face, Orange.
- I only lost because I had
pumpkin seeds in my eyes.
- Sure you did.
- Well, do you think the Orangecrafters
are gonna love my new minigame, Pumpkin Smash?
- I think it's gonna be a smashing success!
(both laughing)
- Alright guys, check it out at mc.orangecraft.net!
- To the blockstars!
- First up, it's a magical build
from MaellusDraconis.
It's Liam the Leprechaun!
This build is golden!
(Orange laughing)
Next, stampylonghead is looking a little blue
on Eli_KP's plot.
Add a minion and a darthball,
and you're definitely a block star!
And lastly, FastMario has made my dreams come true
with this orange headed slender man.
Wait, is it my dreams?
Or maybe my nightmares?
These slender jokes are getting real thin.
(Orange laughing)
Get it? Because he's skinny?
It's a joke!
Alright, see you next time!