- What up, fruit lovers?
I'm feeling juiced, are you feeling juiced?
You better be 'cause here's the juiciest episode
of The Juice yet.
Pear, what do we got today?
- nishika b gives us this scenario.
We have to pick one and only one of the following things
to have for the rest of our lives: hands, legs, or ears.
- Hoo-hoo-hoo, that's juicy, all right.
Okay, everyone, squeeze out some answers for me
'cause I wanna know what's The Juice?
- I'll begin, this one's an easy call for me, Orange.
I would pick ears, specifically George Clooney's ears,
because then I would look like this.
(audience laughing)
- Dude, you don't look anything like George Clooney.
- I didn't say I would look like George Clooney.
I said my ears would look like his
and that means I would be one step closer
to looking like George Clooney.
- I don't know, dude, you look more
like Charlie Brown with jaundice.
(all laughing)
- Hey! - Pear's right.
You look like a bowling ball
that rolled over two pieces of gum.
- You look like a huge mushroom
that's sprouting two baby mushrooms.
- You look like the Mad Magazine kid
ate the Mad Magazine kid.
(all laughing)
(audience applauding) - (groans) Okay, fine!
I pick arms.
- So would anyone else pick ears?
Time to sound off (laughs).
- Actually, I'd pick anything but ears.
That way I'd finally get some peace and quiet
from a certain somebody.
- Aw! - Whatever do you mean, Pear?
- You know exactly what I-- (Orange burps)
(Orange laughs)
(sighs) How delightful.
- Oh, forgot, I shouldn't use my mega megaphone anymore.
- Yeah, 'cause it's rude and annoying?
- 'Cause who needs a megaphone
when you've built a mega mega megaphone! (laughs)
(burps loudly) (Pear shouts)
(glass clatters) (all laughing)
- Oh, would people stop giving Orange
megaphones for his birthday?
- Who's next, who wants The Juice?
- I'll go next, yay!
- What would you pick, Marshmallow, ears, arms, or legs?
- Well, it's a very difficult decision
because I love them all so much,
but I think I would have to go with arms
so I could hug each and every one of you!
- Aw! - Aw!
- And also I'd be able to scratch this itch
I've had on my back for the last five months (titters).
- Me, I'd have to go with legs.
Imagine how tall I'd be!
I'd be able to push the gas pedal on my monster truck
all the way down, plus Orange wouldn't be able
to make small jokes about me anymore.
- Oh, I'd still find a way.
It would just take a little creativity is all! (laughs)
(audience laughing)
- Gah! - But in all seriousness,
I'd pick legs, too.
- You would? - Heck yeah.
I'd pick eight legs so then they'd cast me
as Peter Parker's meal in the next Spider-Man movie
(laughs), Spider Lunch!
- Orange, you can't pick eight legs.
- Okay, okay, I pick one leg and one arm.
- Orange! - One ear and one nipple?
- Orange, play by the rules!
- Sorry, what was that?
I can't hear you, I don't have any ears (laughs).
- I said play by the rules! (glass clatters)
- Orange?
- Well, I think we might actually be rid of him
once and for all.
- Well, in that case, I'll change my answer
and take ears after all.
(audience laughing) (Orange shouting)
- Ugh, oh, is it just me or is this episode
through the roof? (laughs)
- Okay, he's back.
I'm switching back to no ears.
- Orange, did you have a nice flight?
- I did, and while I was up there,
I had time to think about my answer.
- What do you pick, arms, legs, or ears?
- Wings (laughs), I pick wings.
Flying was so fun!
(all groaning)
You guys should try it.
- No thanks.
- I mean it, try it! (all screaming)
(glass clatters) (audience laughing)
Thanks for watching, everyone.
'Til next time, this has been The Juice!
(static hissing) (audience laughing)
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