>> Stephen: HEY!
GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY!
THERE YOU GO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LOUIS, Y'ALL SOUND GREAT
TONIGHT, AS USUAL.
I WANT TO THANK AGAIN ISIAH SHARKY FOR JOINING US TONIGHT ON
GUITAR.
SOUND AMAZING.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, ISIAH.
TONIGHT, WE'VE GOT JUST A DELIGHTFUL PERFORMER, A REAL
SUPERSTAR JAMES McAVOY IS HERE TONIGHT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE KNOW HIM, WE LOVE HIM.
HE'S DOING "CYRANO DE BERGERAC."
>> NICE >> STEPHEN: TODAY MARKS THE END
OF WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH.
AND IT'S BEEN A BIG ONE: CONFIRMATION HEARINGS BEGAN FOR
THE VERY FIRST BLACK WOMAN NOMINATED TO SIT ON THE
SUPREME COURT.
CONGRESS RENEWED THE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ACT AND EXPANDED
PROTECTIONS, AND NETFLIX RELEASED SEASON 2 OF
"BRIDGERTON."
THE STORIES MAY BE FICTIONAL, BUT
THE BUTTS ARE STILL VERY REAL.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) OF COURSE, NO WOMEN'S HISTORY
MONTH WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT BRANDS USING IT FOR CLOUT.
AND THIS YEAR WAS NO EXCEPTION: CHOCOLATE BRAND HERSHEY
HIGHLIGHTING THE CENTRAL PLACEMENT OF THE WORD "SHE" IN
ITS LOGO ON LIMITED-EDITION CHOCOLATE BARS.
WHICH IS WAY MORE TASTEFUL THAN THE ILL-ADVISED:
"BUTT-HER-FINGER."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
NOT TO BE OUTDONE, WHATCHAMACALLIT WILL NOW BE
GOING BY IT'S PROPER NAME "THE CLITORIS."
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BUT WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT BIG COMPANIES.
IN FACT, THE ROOTS OF WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH GO BACK TO MARCH
8, 1857, WHEN WOMEN FROM VARIOUS NEW YORK CITY FACTORIES STAGED A
PROTEST OVER POOR WORKING CONDITIONS.
NOW, WE DON'T KNOW THE NAMES OF THESE HEROIC PROTESTERS, WHICH
BRINGS UP A SAD TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH: SO
MANY HISTORIC WOMEN WHO DESERVE TO BE CELEBRATED NEVER GET THEIR
TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
THAT ENDS TONIGHT.
BECAUSE "THE LATE SHOW" IS PROUD TO PRESENT JANE KRAKOWSKI, AN
ACTUAL WOMAN IN HISTORY, WITH THIS SPECIAL MESSAGE.
♪♪ >> GOOD EVENING, I'M JANE
KRAKOWSKI.
IT'S WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH AND, NATURALLY, WE'RE CELEBRATING
ACCOMPLISHED WOMEN LIKE AMELIA EARHART, HARRIET TUBMAN, AND ME
JANE KRAKOWSKI.
THANK YOU.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY BY THE TIME WE FINISH COVERING ALL THE GREATEST
WOMEN, THERE'S NO TIME LEFT TO TALK ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE.
SO TONIGHT WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL THE WOMEN WHO DESERVE OUR PRAISE
BUT UP UNTIL NOW HAVEN'T QUITE MADE THE CUT.
THIS IS GREAT-ISH WOMEN OF HISTORY.
AUGUST 1, 1927, LARA MAZER BECOMES THE FIRST PERSON IN
HISTORY TO TAKE OFF HER BRING THROUGH HER SLEEVE.
TODAY WOMEN ACROSS THE COUNTRY CELEBRATE HER BY TAKING OFF
THEIR BRAS AND REPEATING THE FAMOUS CATCH PHRASE.
AAAHHH!
>> 3,000B.C., SERGA INVENTS THE WHEEL.
SHE INVENTED OTHER SMAIPS, TOO.
MAY 27,.
QUEEN AUGUSTA INVENTS THE QUEEN-SIZED BED, WHO LATER
GHAITH BIRTH TO TWINS.
NOVEMBER 19, 1310, LADY KATHERINE DESNACK INVENTS THE
CONCEPT OF SNACKING WHEN SHE EATS JUST A LITTLE BIT.
SHE WENT ON TO INVENT BRUNCH, BREAKFAST FOR DINNER AND FRIES
FOR THE TABLE.
A TRUE PIONEER.
FEBRUARY 21, 1902, SARA ANDERSON INVENTS MIXED NUTS WHEN SHE
FALLS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS WHILE CARRYING FIVE PRECARIOUS
BOWLS OF SEPARATED NUTS.
AFTER THE FALL, SHE WENT NUTS.
( LAUGHTER ) SHE LATER DIED FROM HER
INJURIES.
FEBRUARY 14, 1741, LADY MILL SENT GREGORY BECOMES THE FIRST
PERSON IN HISTORY TO UTTER THE PHRASE IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE.
CHEERS TO YOU, MY LADY.
( APPLAUSE ) THIS HAS BEEN GREATEST WOMEN OF
HISTORY, AND I AM JANE KRAKOWSKI.
♪♪ ♪♪
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JANE
KRAKOWSKI.
YOU CAN SEE HER ON "NAME THAT TUNE," TUESDAYS ON FOX!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES MCAVOY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )