Side-story, I actually wanted to break my leg on purpose when I was a kid
[Whimsical tune]
Ah, good day everyone and welcome to today's video where I'm going to be doing something that I actually haven't done in a while
And that is the "try not to laugh" slash
"Try not to cringe" challenge. I'm very excited to see what dumb stuff people are up to these days
So without further ado, let's get on with the video
Alrighty, so let's begin with this "try not to laugh" damn challenge
Oh, gosh, oh
You idiot
[Loud crashing sound]
Oh, ow
That is literally the definition of shook
Like when I'm shook that's what I look like
When you're so shook you can't even function
Damn, this already just looks like a disaster ready to happen
I assume it's something to do with a lighter and hairspray and hopefully the girls hair all burns off, but let's see
[Aerosol can sprays]
What an idiot
What an actual idiot
Why would you point that at your face?
Literally that's giving blondes blondes a bad name
We're not all that dumb
Oh, girly, oh shoot
[Girl screaming]
[Crash]
[Joey gasps, laughs]
Okay, I lost that one. That one made me laugh. Oh
My Helens house, what were they thinking?
Again, like just not thinking right your brain is not functioning
[Boy, "I can suck all of the chicken off of this chicken wing in one second"] Won't fit
She's gonna choke he's gonna choke you're gonna choke
He choked
[Joey gasps]
[Thud]
Oh my gosh
That must have oh, I just had a flashback to when I was ten years old
there I was there were all these cool kids who dug this huge freaking hole at the beach and
They're like, Joey, jump across the damn hole and I was like, oh Jumpin Joe from Kokomo is ready
to tackle this damn hole and you know what I frickin did? I jumped over the hole
Here I am, I fall in the hole and at the momentum that I was going
My face smacked the inside of the hole and I - I got a little a little disheveled
It was very painful
and I had sand in every damn crevice in my eyeballs in my nose up my mouth and everyone laughed at me and I just
Wanted to cry. It was the most embarrassing moment
Of my childhood; probably that was a little too extreme
But I feel for this man and this probably scarred him not only mentally but also physically oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, is this funny or is this bad?
It's broken , it's - what the frig? What the - why are they blind folded?
[Thud]
What? Why? That's not even fu- that's like not a funny thing. That's just dumb. I guess a lot of dumb things are funny though
[Joey screams]
Oh
Oh my god, that was a really fun and cool idea, but
Holy freaking hell you have to have like a freaking air mattress below you
Oh my god. Broken arm, broken arm for damn sure. That is not a try not to laugh
That is like try not to feel bad or like cringe yike a doodle damn do
[Open the door you idiot]
[It's not hard - oh!]
Dead, she's dead. She's no longer with us. Passed the f out. I feel like this was a little stage though, right?
[No, I can't]
Oh, she's dead. She's dead broken neck broken
[Laugh]
Look at her, look at that face
She looks pissed at whoever or she also kind of looks like she doesn't know who she is anymore
She's just like where am I? it's either that or she's pissed and is blaming it on the person up there
But I'm gonna go with she's - she's a brand new person and she's forgotten about her past and she's - she's a newborn woman
I can't do the skateboard ones I can't do them
They are the most cringey things to me just because they oh my god, they just seem so painful
Like I feel like his bone is about to break out of his frickin leg
So, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna play this with my eyes closed
[Crash]
Yep, is there a bone? Is there a bone? Did a bone crack through? I feel like one did. These don't even seem funny this just seems
painful
[Joey screams]
Broken throat, bitch, that throat will never recover
Your throat is gone, you'd literally - what the hell? Nice spotting. Who the hell are you?
Someone who doesn't belong in a gym. I would be so angry. Oh my god. These aren't even funny
I'm very confused. If you found that funny you're effed up in the head
[Crash]
[Joey laughs]
Oh, Bitch, oh hell no, that's disturbing
Oh girl, girl, don't smash your head! Don't smash your head! Oh
Ow. This is it, this is a "try not to like cringe" slash "try not to laugh" challenge. Oh my god
[Thud]
[Joey laughs]
Ow, first of all. Second of all, girl
what are you thinking? You put a bottle on your head for a boy to kick it off your -
What? What? Is this what children are doing these days?
Okay
It seems as though this man is about to jump off the roof onto a trampoline which, if I were a kid, yes
I'd be all about that. I want to bounce to the frickin moon
Side-story, I actually wanted to break my leg on purpose when I was a kid
I was like crutches seems so cool
Like I want crutches
The way I'm gonna get crutches is by breaking my leg. One day after school me and my friend, this was third grade,
We're like, let's break our legs today. And we're like, how can we do it?
So I like the trampoline. So, we took turns jumping on the trampoline and bouncing each other off onto the ground
Trying to intentionally break our own legs. That's how dumb we were
[Thud, man groans]
Now that's what I call a broken tailbone and that's gonna get you a lot more than crutches
[People cheering]
Hold on, hold on, hold on, before we get into this, I'm sorry,
Why the hell is there person in a bike about to go off a cliff? I'm sorry
And why are all these people like cheering him on?
Seems like the dumbest idea in the world
Let's see how this one turns out
[People cheering]
[Audience gasps]
[Scraping Sound]
Bitch, oh my god. He skidded, his face skidded against that pavement. That is shook-arena
That's what you get for freaking taking a bike off a cliff like that what you expect was gonna happen?
Oh, this looks fun. This is something I would want to do
[People laughing]
[Thud]
That's fun. I Iike that, that's cool
Except still really dumb and I'm sure that was painful
[Person gasps]
Oh, Bitch bodies are not supposed to bend that way, bodies are not supposed to bend this way. Get ready
[Joey gasps]
Oh wait, I guess they can bend that way but not really. Yeah, no, they're not supposed to bend backwards like that
[Man yelling "yes, come on"]
No, no, no, no bitch no bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, bitch
Hell to the no, not happening, not watching, my virgin eyes are not going to see this
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no
Moving on
Oh, queen of back-bending
[Girl farts]
[Joey laughs]
I love that I paused that fart right as you see her little eyeball being like, "did you hear that camera?" Look at it look at that little eyeball
Now what the hell is this scene? He's on the top of a log
Above what looks like some sort of cliff slash hole
slash alcove area
This doesn't seem like a smart idea at all. So whatever happens, he had coming to him
Is this - is he about to fall into water? Is that water? I just can't tell... that seems like mud and rocks
Bitch, you're about to get freakin two broken legs
Get ready for this
[Thud]
Oh my god. Now, what the hell were you thinking, sir?
[Thud, man gasps]
Another throwback to my traumatic experience at the beach. Where was the trigger warning?
[Women yells, thud, girl screams]
Oh my god
I thought someone was on the other side of that and they got thrown into the air and for a second
I was like jealous
I was like, oh they get to experience what it's like to fly for a moment
But then I realized no, no one got that experience, but that was dumb
[People cheering]
Me and my best friend in third grade right here, right now. Oh my god
I can't believe this is found footage of us trying to break our legs. This is so crazy
Well, here it is
Finally, I'm ready to reveal to you: my secret video of me trying to break my leg
[Girls yell]
[Friend says, "oh my god, Leah"]
[Joey scoffs]
[Worried murmuring in the crowd]
What the hell are people thinking?
[Crash]
I'm sorry, how is that supposed to be funny?
[Joey laughs]
That is - this is found footage of me jumping over that sandpit hole at the beach
She hurt herself. Oh gosh
[Snapping sound]
What was that?
Stop, stop
Wait, what did she do? Okay. So there she goes she's about to do a back handspring. She, um,
Well, she didn't kick her feet up fast enough
Oh, she decided
halfway through
actually, actually I decide no I
I don't want to do this anymore
[Joey laughs]
Her feet didn't get the message
As quickly as her her top of the half of her body did
"Wait, we didn't get the message!"
So, um, so that - that's what happened there
Oh
Then her knee was like real pissed at her face. It was like well, this is what you get
Oh, yikes
Stop
[Falling sound]
[Girl who fell, "no one saw, no one saw, no one saw"
Bitch
No one saw, no one saw, no one saw
Me when I first tried wearing heels and I kept falling and I was just worried that everyone else saw. That was so funny
Let's watch that one one more time
[Falling sound]
[Girl who fell, "no one saw, no one saw, no one saw"
No one saw, no one saw
Girl, where is your shirt? Did your shirt fall off too? Why does she look naked?
Oh my gosh. Okay, the Kardashians I feel like this is just in itself
Going to be probably very laughable. But let's - let's give it a try, shall we?
[Kris over the PA, "Kylie Jenner to the foyer. I have a little surprise for you."
[Joey laughs]
What?
Is that a chicken?
Bitch, where?
It's not a chicken, oh girl if you think that's a chicken there's gonna be a lot wrong with you
[Girl, "goth vibes", Kylie repeats her]
[Girl, "It looks so clean", Kylie repeats]
[Girl, "I'm here for Autumn", Kylie repeats]
This is a Manny MUA moment right here
See, Manny's not the only one
I feel like someone needs to send this to Manny because he needs to feel like he is not the only one to repeat what people say
Even Kylie Jenner is victim to this
[Interviewer, "You don't sing, you don't dance, you don't - forgive me - have any talent"]
Oh, bitch
It's true, that is true, I feel like a lot of youtubers kind of get that same type of critique is like
Oh, you're not talented you don't have - or a lot of youtubers are talented -
But I feel like a lot of people just don't understand why
Youtubers are have so many people looking up to them and whether they're entertaining, they're real, they're I don't know
Anyways, you get my case
[Kim, "like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation and like you know I'm not happy, you know i'm trying to see if it'll work out]
Oh, I love Kim. I feel like she's so sweet
[Water splash]
[Kris, "oh my god that's *beep* cold"]
Okay, if you guys laughed or cringed give this video a like I'm really curious to see how many of you guys actually failed this test
But anyways guys before you go
I just want to let you know that I had a relaunch for my brand, Crystal Wolf,
Which if you guys don't know is my crystal jewellery company
which is now becoming a lot bigger than just crystal jewelry and
I added some sweatshirts, some t-shirts, some pins, a lot of other cool great things and there's gonna be more coming
But if you guys want to check it out, I'll put a link down below
There's some really pretty items and I'm excited for you guys to see what they are
There's gonna be a lot more to come. But yeah, go check out the website. It's all brand-new stuff linked down below
I love you. I will see you all next time, good damn bye