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- Curing blindness, a different type of jawbreaker,
and a controversial scene that may make you say,
"Oh my God."
- My God.
- Get ready to hopefully laugh,
and even possibly get offended,
because today, we are back at it,
breaking down all of the absurd medical scenes
and offensive injuries
from the highly popular YouTube channel, "MeatCanyon."
Let's dive right in.
- Today, I'm gonna be curing someone with total blindness.
We'll be using a new artificial lens
that will give this person sight for the first time.
- Okay, so if you're putting in a new lens,
typically that means that the lens
of the eye that you currently have is not working,
and the most common reason for that is cataracts.
Basically, that is clouding of your lens
making it really difficult to see.
- I'm, I'm very excited, heh.
- Yeah, uh-huh. Remove the swabs!
- Remove the swabs.
The only time I've ever really put these on somebody's eyes
if they have an arc burn from welding torch,
where they actually cause a bit
of burn to the cornea itself,
and every time you blink your eyes,
you're actually scraping off new cells
that are trying to grow, and it hurts like a son of a gun.
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Yep.
I think that's really funny and cool
that the pupil looks like the symbol of MrBeast.
Heh, it's really funny.
- Okay, we just need you
to sign a couple (heart monitor beeping)
of release forms to be in the video.
All pretty standard stuff.
- Oh!
- Ah!
- Is everything okay?
- I don't think the lenses of the eyes would cause that,
maybe emergence phenomenon out of anesthesia.
Sometimes people who get anesthesia
will have abnormal reactions,
have weird, trippy dreams.
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- Yes. I'm, I'm sorry.
I just, this whole experience
has been very emotional for me.
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- Please sign here!
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- Sometimes you can actually have a type
of delirium that occurs when you're actually in a hospital.
We typically see it more with a very, very sick population,
as well as the elderly population.
These typically will develop
if you are an inpatient, and you've been there a while,
been under a lot of mental and physical stress.
(knocking on door)
- Sweetheart, are you okay?
(coins rattling)
- Oh my goodness.
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- Sometimes we have
auditory hallucinations, visual hallucinations.
Historically, there's been some messed up people
that have actually done things
to people who have been under anesthesia.
There's a huge spectrum.
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- Oh no.
(parents gasp) Did he cut his
own eyes out? - Oh my God.
- Oh my gosh!
I've never seen somebody actually attempt
to take out their own eyes, except for like TVs and movies.
But in real life, no.
Holy painful. Oh my gosh.
Very extreme.
- I don't wanna see, I don't wanna see,
I don't wanna see, I don't wanna subscribe.
Please don't make me.
- Why would his head be wrapped
for a cataract removal or putting a new lens in?
That's pretty much your anterior chamber of the eye.
You wouldn't need to go
into the back of the eye making incisions.
So that doesn't make sense.
Maybe more for dramatic purposes, they would do that.
- Here, take, take the picture for the thumbnail.
- Please don't make me.
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- So messed up.
This poor kid who's in so much distress,
not necessarily from the eyes themselves,
but probably from the surgery
and effects thereafter of being in the hospital.
- [Character] Eh.
- I don't want this.
(patient muttering) - [Character] I don't know.
It looks kind of weird, man. I don't know.
- Hey, it's fine.
We'll just upscale it with AI or something.
It'll be fine. Let's go.
(Jordan laughs)
- If you lost your eyes by cutting them out
or getting massively destroyed, can you replace the eye
with like a new eye that would actually function?
No, we don't have the ability right now.
- I'm limited by the technology of my time.
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(Jesus moaning)
- What do we have here?
- Yeah, Rick. Ah, yes, that's Rick from "Pawn Stars."
First, gotta mention the wrists.
Those are the smallest wrists I've ever seen.
You know, there's a lot of important structures
that go through your wrist, all your, you know,
major blood vessels and nerves going to your hand.
Our hands are so important as human beings,
so they should be functioning really well.
- They can touch anything but themselves.
- Jesus was the son of God.
(Jesus muttering) I mean, this guy
was a big deal.
Is he still operational, or I mean-
- Yes, sir. Yes, he is.
- Okay, well let me, let me stab
him once here. (Jesus screams)
One more time. (Jesus screaming)
One more time for good measure.
- Oh, God!
- Wow, how cool.
- Oh my God. This is pretty messed up.
I've had somebody come into the emergency department
with a piece of wood and a nail stuck
to their hand from a work construction site.
I had to, you know, take the nail off
to separate all the pieces, but nothing to this extreme.
Obviously, if this rolled into a real store,
you would call the police.
- I was just wanting
an easy $2,000 for this dude. (Jesus moaning)
Keep the wife happy. You know how it is.
- I mean, he's talking about his wife being happy,
and he's wearing a t-shirt that's got a bride
and a groom saying, Game over.
- Deal breaker.
- Thanks for coming in. So-
- [Jesus] Sir.
- What can you tell me about this guy?
- [Jesus] Sir, help me. - I mean,
is this the real Jesus Christ?
- [Appraiser] The way the nails are hammered into a-
- Ha, please don't touch it. Please.
- Don't touch it.
- Don't move it, 'cause it would actually hurt.
Typically, if we had somebody in a situation like that,
you try to numb up that area,
you can potentially do a nerve block.
But in that situation, due to the pain,
you might just knock somebody out with medication,
so they don't have to feel the pain,
and remember what happened.
(Jesus moaning) - We have paintings
of Jesus with nails through his hands and-
- Oh God.
- But it was in fact his wrist.
- There's always a question of nails
between the wrists or in the hands.
And just from an anatomical standpoint,
the wrist makes more sense,
because it goes between your radius and your ulnar bone,
which would probably hold your body a little bit better
than if you put it through the hand,
(comical music) which are smaller bones
that could then slip through.
(dramatic music) - Karen from Facebook.
Essential oils.
These were the ingredients chosen
to create the perfect little girl.
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Accidentally added an extra.
(bleep)
(upbeat music) - Essential oils is its own
separate place in the universe.
They're basically plant extracts.
I don't use them at the hospital.
I don't know of many physicians that do.
The biggest concern as a physician
is if the essential oils will actually be messing
with the current medications that you're taking.
- [Announcer] But Karen accidentally added
an extra ingredient to the concoction:
fear of autism.
(concoction explodes)
(glass shatters)
(electricity zapping)
Thus the Anti-Vaccination Girls were born.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Vaccination and the fear of autism has been debunked.
The individual who did the study had said
that he lied on the data.
- [Announcer] Using their frail, disease-ridden bodies,
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated
their lives to being susceptible
to almost every disease known to man.
- Vaccines. They serve their purpose.
They have prevented a ton of diseases out there.
I'm a physician. I'm fully vaccinated.
Many more people are alive because of vaccines.
- Bring me his jaw.
- Bring him his jaw? - Just hold on a second.
- Enjoy the silence. (character panting)
(bones cracking)
- What? The mandible has been ripped off.
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Now, unless you have superhuman crazy powers,
you're not gonna be able to rip the mandible off.
I have had to relocate a dislocated jaw,
aka a dislocated mandible,
which takes a lot of strength and a lot of force
to be able to do that.
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Some people may be able to survive,
but have lost the mandible.
Could you put a fake one in,
versus do you just not have a bottom jaw,
and you can't chew anymore?
And there's some difficulty with speech, but you're alive.
And you know, there's also the issue of just having
to grind up and drink your food, versus actually chew it.
Very interesting. "MeatCanyon," very creative.
Sometimes a little too edgy for me.
I always try to swing it around
and talk about some medical topics that are relevant
to what I'm seeing.
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