okay you guys guess what we're starting with amazon
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how much can one villain take so first things first we have some uh toothpicks
so this is a pack of a thousand toothpicks so they'll be going in
a week next it's in the doctor the juncture i'm gonna get the okay this
is four don't look baby take your eyes somewhere else this is for the toothpicks
i'm dead but why did it come with two of them i keep on the counter when like a guest comes over
with a toothpick or something they don't have me they can just keep one of these in the car
bye babe bye babe okay one more y'all this is from a one homnet which is amazon so this is for those
of us nope this is for the island to set some cute stuff on just except for who i am are you confused
it's like a tray moment wait do i like this in person i like it do you like plant candle
we'll see i'm thinking this setup goes in there and then fruit bowl goes on here
okay yeah so that's what this is so i'm in the mood to read a graphic novel and these
are the ones that are my options i don't even remember what this one is about if i'm being
honest something about a robot i don't know so i'm gonna start reading that today hey guys so it is
the next day still sick i just feel super nauseous so i'm gonna eat i'm having a tuna sandwich which
i'm pretty excited about this is how it looks isn't that so nice like okay and again this
right here supposed to like keep bad spirits away but who are we kidding we got my toothpick thing
my napkins from the past video we have a rarity on the counter i do not fear you mother this device
is nothing more than an empty threat you do not have the heart to dampen me
your favorite son in fact i challenge you i beg of you to prove your worth i don't believe okay we're
about to make a salad and how i have you guys set up i look like a raccoon so i literally brought
from the office this lamp so let's see how it works or if it even works
oh hi i still look kind of raccoony but so this isn't the healthiest salad in the world i just
i'm craving like that like those stupid salads that you get from restaurants like a typical
side salad so we're doing that she'll be using a towel i'll be using rain
first ingredient spring mix i'm hungry okay wait that's too much lettuce i got some
shredded carrots it looks like a little cheese but it's not
gonna have a cucumber okay she's gonna cut the cucumber we're also gonna cut up some
cappuccinos on there some red onion and i'm also gonna do croutons i think based on calories like
the most calories is probably in the ranch um i'm probably gonna have like four servings so
seven times four is 28. so 28 grams is what i'm gonna have so 35 times four oh math baby
so now we're putting cucumber in it yum and i'm gonna put my on why do i
shorten words that are already short maybe laziness thank god for mints
because i don't want you to be kissing noah i'm in breath over here
i'm also going to measure my ranch a lot here so 30 ml
millimeters so we get a 30 millimeters no milliliters oh it's 120 okay dude is there a
millimeter option new bottle oh god i hate oh wait they do this different now there's like a little
plastic moment on top okay wait how many milla
30 okay one serving might do it actually you know what i'm gonna do a serving and a half so
15 more yes so it's gonna come out to 45. pepperoncinis are next
so we have them cut up in like small little moments so always add pepper to your salad
it is the way to go i do add kind of a lot i think my girlfriend's gonna be adding some
of this parmesan but i am not but i think it would go good with hers because she's having an italian
um where are the tongs oh now my favorite part bro broskies doing this bit oh wait this looks so good
look at it oh my god that looks so bomb honestly now i look at it i could have
just straight up use the one serving so that's good to know for future reference
i feel like i picked those leaves off of a tree myself and they taste like i didn't
wash them i literally went outside to get these leaves myself what i'm trying to say
i know mother uh nature made this because
it tastes healthy okay i'm gonna enjoy my croutons now i'm always trying to see through your flaws
cause i know that you got so much more to give you made a real mess but i miss you though
cause i can go to sleep when i'm alone again