You know
I used to think Portuguese would be an easy-to-learn language.
Way easier than other languages
And also way funnier to speak than other languages
This was before I learned
All of these slangs brazilian youtubers thaught me
Let's go
Hi I'm Klébio
Hey everybody, I'm Maicon
Hi everybody, I'm Julia
I'm Eduardo Cilto
Today I'm teaching Damon a couple brazilian expressions.
Some slangs in the countryside of São Paulo's portuguese.
...About books
Some slang words and expressions to Damon.
Let's see If he'll guess
I hope he likes it.
I'll do an introduction
I was browsing on Instagram
In Instagram?
In Instagram or on Instagram?
On Instagram.
I'm-
Exactly.
I told them
Leave a comment down below
Teaching me portuguese
But they didn't translated it
So I don't understand any of it
Of what is happening on my Instagram right now
So I'll need your help
To teach me a couple brazilian slangs
I'm in
I'll help you, sweetie.
I'm going to make you ready
I'm the angel of light
I didn't even understand
What does "sapão" mean?
I don't know
Oh, "sapo"
It's a frog?
Yes
No
What does "cona" mean?
"Cona"?
"Cona"
Yeah
"Cona" is a gay like-
Can I say it?
What does "bicha" means?
What is "bicha"?
"Sapão" is like someone who's really attractive.
Like "Wow, what a 'sapão'"
I didn't know that.
It's really-
Nobody ever said that about me.
"Bicha", "Gay", "Boiola", "Cagar para dentro"
What does "tesão" means?
"Tesão"?
"Bambi", "Salta-poça"
It's when you really want someone
Do you know what I mean?
Did you get it?
"Motoboy do Habib's"
Okay
Do you have a dog here?
We do have a dog
You talk about books on your channel
You read a lot
How many books?
Monthly? Per week?
Per week?
Yeah, sometimes I read two books a week
But at the moment my goal is to read one book a week
"Massa", pasta?
No
"She's pretty 'por bosta'" [Like shit]
Think about books
Oh, yes
We are talking about books
Not about pasta
When a book is too big
Too many pages
This book is a "calhamaço"
"Por bosta" [Like shit]
It's like she's way too pretty. She's pretty "por bosta".
She's not pretty then?
Calha-
But where does-
But we have something similar in english
Because you can say
And shit means "bosta"
It's like a huge book
There are so many pages
It's a "calhamaço"
"Calhamaço"
I can't study for this test.
And my mom says
"Dá seus pulos"
To put your best into it?
"Dá seu jeito"
I said it wrong
So "bicha" doesn't mean "bitch"?
Or is it?
No
"Bitch" is "vaca"
Like
You're a "vaca" [cow]
Not necessarily in a negative way
Because sometimes we say
We use this in a positive sense
You do that too, right?
Not only in a negative sense
You also use this as a curse word
I don't know
Exactly
"Bicha" means gay
It's like "fag"
This can be offensive then?
Of course
But we are having this movement here in Brazil
To claim these words and turning them positive
To accept and turn them into something else
If someone calls me a "bicha"[fag]
I'll say "Wow, thank you, love."
This one is so good
Oh my God
This is impossible
If I had a horse...
This means-
Something is going to happen
So get in the house
It's like
Give up on this
Klébio, let's go to the club tonight?
I'd say "pode tirar o seu cavalinho da chuva" [don't hold your breath]
Like, I'm not going.
Everyone will understand this
If I ever say one of those expressions
At the club-
A lot
There are "uns par" of men over there.
There are a lot of men over there
There are "uns par" of men over there.
There are "uns par"
of-
No, okay
Next
When you're hangover
Of books
When you read so much
And the next day you can't read anything
You need a paracetamol
You need to rest
It's when you read either a really good book
Or really bad
And you can't get over it
Then I'm book hungover of Harry Potter books
- It doesn't make sense - For...
For a long time
Do you know what is a "Caipira"?
Caipirinha?
No
"Poça d'água" like a puddle
People that walk like this
Get it?
It's so creative
But they drink caipirinha
Maybe that's where it comes from
They do
But that's not why they're called "caipiras"
Maybe that's where it comes from
Anyways
So you're book hungover right now
Yes
So you're hungover
Dot.
Book hungover? Yes
Is just that-
No, If you're hungover
Yes
Yes too
"Bambi" comes from the fawn
Motoboy [Motorcycle courier, delivery man]
From Habib's
In Arab cuisine they have this dish called Kibbeh
- Yes, I really like Kibbeh - Kibbeh
Yes
But-
Kibbeh is phallic
So they like to say
This is a delivery guy from Habib's because it carries a Kibbeh in the back
There are lots of witty nicknames for homosexuals
They try to put us down
But they can't
Because I love them all
Maybe they will put me down
Because I don't understand any-
Stay put I'm going to write them down
Dear Lord
He's never coming back to Brazil after this
"Caminhãozinho"
This is going to be tough for you.
É muita areia [It's way too much sand]
Yes, that's it
Let's say you're in the club
And you want to hook up with someone that is "way too pretty for you"
You know?
"It's way too much sand for your tiny truck"
Give up
That's not happening
In english we'd use
Like he's not on the same level
Level, yeah
That's Brazil
Not only for the countryside
In the whole country
"Contatinhos"?
"Contatinhos"
"Contadinho"?
"Contatinhos"
Because I love Toddynho
It's not like a boyfriend
You give them your "contatinhos"?
All of the guys and girls you're hooking up with
I'm going to use this
Like, I have a lot of "contatinhos"
Or "I'm going to meet up with a contatinho"
A "poc" is an effeminate gay
It comes from-
Back in the day they would use "Pão com ovo" [Bread and eggs]
Gay and poor
And effeminate
An effeminate gay
Usually a gay who's poor is a "Poc"
"Jiripoca" is a slang that comes from "pocs"?
No
We are going to the club tonight
And it's going to be crazy
When a mom is getting in the club
Yes, that's it
In the countryside we like to say "I'm going to 'pousar' in my friend's house"
I'm going to sleep there
Oh that's easy
Pousar [to land]
I'm going to "pousar" in Duncan's house
I got "uns par" of "contatinhos" "por bosta"
And I'm going to "pousar" in their house.
I love it
You learned everything
- All four merged together
Yeah
I don't know if I'll remember them all, but-
Was it difficult, Damon?
Or how the brazilians like to call me
Temer
That's not even close
I started to introduce myself as Damião
That's not my name but here in Brazil apparently it is
If you like this video leave a like
I think that's the way it's said.
Leave in the comments down below more slangs I should know
Yeah, I always have fun-
I always have fun here
I want to come back
So I'll be back
I'll be back, okay?
Until later
I learned this one as well
Until later everybody
Kisses
A hug
Kiss on the mouth
Bye everybody
That wasn't easy
I take back what I said in the introduction
Ten seconds ago
Say my name again
Damon
I love this
I love how brazilians say my name
Isn't he cute when he's speaking?
Am I?
It's cute
Sometimes not so much
If you did something wrong you can say you took a shit in your swimsuit
I took a shit in portuguese's swimsuit
The letter like this? I love it.
Really?
"ção"
"ções"
"ção", "ções"
"O Velho e o Mar" from Hemingway as well
"The Old Man and the Sea" in english
I don't know
I don't have a book channel
I've been having a book hangover for a long time
"Numa sentada"
I read this "numa sentada"
I learned portuguese "numa sentada"
No, this sounds weird
And also not true
In a scale from one to ten
How would you rate my portuguese?
I would give you an 8
After the slangs
You got the "caipira" slang
And "uns par" and "contatinhos"
Now I get a 9
Now it's a 9
It's a 9, you nailed it.