Alright, let's see
what do we got over here?
We got some lubricating jelly.
Implant palpitation simulation.
"This is my baby right now"?
What the f*ck is that?
What kind of office am I f*cking in here?
(coughing)
Hey, what's up everybody?
Rob here from Man Vs Pin, in the doctor's office.
Feeling like sh*t,
as you can probably tell.
Looking like sh*t too, Jesus.... *No Rob, you still look adorbs (especially in glasses lol)*
So I posted on social media that
I wasn't feeling that well and then
somebody cleverly suggested
(coughing)
that I should probably try some pins
that would make me feel better.
So, that's what I'm gonna do this week.
Home sick remedies on Pinterest
Cause I can't f*cking do anything else.
And in the mean time,
I am going to raid this doctor's office
because I'm bored.
Oh, yeah, I don't know what the f*ck those are.
(Music)
Yeah, good reflexes.
(Alright, here you go.)
Doctor: Umm, you may just have gotten
a bad case of the Crud, in which case
Rob: A bad case of the Crud?
Doctor: Yeah, it's a medical term.
A bad case of the f*cking Crud?
The Crud? What the f*ck is the Crud?
That is America's f*cking health system at work,
right there.
Apparently I have a bad case of the Crud.
Holy sh*t.
Nothing, I got nothing.
She didn't send me home with anything.
Can't even f*cking breathe.
Pin-O-Meter, what do you think?
I'd say, sick in the head is more like it.
Thanks, assh*le.
So now I'm off to the store
to pick up some natural remedies
that I saw on Pinterest,
since my doctor won't give me anything real.
The Crud.
That is just f*cking perfect.
Alright, I'm back.
I have all the sh*t here that I need.
to hopefully cure this f*cking disease
that has infested my f*cking body.
Every time that I cough, it feels like
somebody's shoving f*cking nails in my chest.
So I am going to immediately
make myself some cough syrup.
I found this amazing pin,
which is an old school recipe
from a pediatrician, apparently.
and It calls for one tablespoon of whiskey,
(coughing)
one tablespoon of lemon juice,
and one tablespoon of honey.
I have all those f*cking things.
I like the way this f*cking doctor thinks
unlike f*cking mine
i dont know what the f*ck is going on with her
F*ck.
Cheers.
(ahhhh)
That was good.
You can give me that f*cking cough syrup
any f*cking time of the day.
Oh yeah, it's working its way down there.
Alright, I'll let you know how that one works
in the next coming hours.
(coughing)
Alright, next up we have
Fire Cider
which looks f*cking dangerous as sh*t.
This is a concoction of a whole bunch
of f*cking roots and spicy sh*t.
Guaranteed to f*cking cleanse
the g*ddamned devil out of you.
(coughing)
Alright, cough syrup isn't working.
Alright, for this one we need some
shredded or diced ginger root,
some horseradish root,
peeled and diced tumeric,
G*ddammit that was a f*cking clean shear.
some chopped white onion,
some minced or crushed garlic cloves,
some chopped jalepeno peppers,
some lemon juice,
some apple cider vinegar,
and some honey.
And then, let that sh*t soak
I don't know f*cking for how long
but sh*t better be quick.
Alright, so I let this steep for a few hours
and it's looking and smelling pretty f*cking crazy.
Ugh, Christ.
Holy sh*t.
(coughing)
Oh f*ck!
That smells f*cking terrible.
Oh god, I don't want to do this.
(screaming)
(gagging)
What the f*ck was that?
I don't think I've ever made that noise in my entire life.
(spitting)
(coughing)
Holy sh*t.
My mouth is on fire.
Okay, this is the last time
Bottoms up, this is gonna make you feel better.
You don't need antibiotics.
Just take it down, take it down.
(spitting and gagging)
Oh, f*ck me.
Oh my God.
My mouth burns.
Ugh That was terrible.
F*cking Fire Cider
I feel like f*cking death.
This is just all sweat on my pillow.
That's nice.
I'm hot, I'm cold
F*ck this video.
There's gotta be more things to try.
This is the f*cking stupidest f*cking sh*t
that I have ever f*cking seen.
Apparently you take some f*cking cottonballs
or a cottonball
and you soak it in alcohol,
and you put it in your belly button.
Sounds f*cking absolutely f*cking stupid.
But I'm gonna do it,
nothing else has worked.
Get it all nice and soaked.
Here we go.
Look at that f*cking six pack, huh?
It's actually a scar from a long time ago
when I was attacked by a shark,
if you believe that.
There you go, I'm just gonna put that right there.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Let's see if that f*cking sh*t works.
G*ddammit,
there's a f*cking cat in here.
Oh wait, there's this other one too.
This next one is f*cking so stupid.
Apparently you f*cking cut up onions
and you put 'em in your f*cking socks
and in your ears.
And that's supposed to f*cking take away the cold?
I don't f*cking know.
I'm willing to try anything at this point.
Okay, what do I do here?
Take this, and then just...
Alright, onions in socks.
Never thought I'd be doing that,
but here we are.
Sock onions.
I guess then you just take these
and you put 'em in your ear?
Oh, yeah.
This is definitely going to f*cking work.
I'm feeling better already.
Here we go.
Take this little ear onion
and put that in there.
(coughing)
Oh, God.
Alright, so I've got onions in my ears,
I've got alcohol cotton swab belly button thing going on,
and I've got some onions in my socks.
I should wake up tomorrow morning
f*cking white as rain.
White as rain?
Right as rain?
The sh*t that I f*cking do for this g*ddamned channel.
Alright. Good night.
Hey, it's morning time!
I survived the night.
I still sound like a lounge singer.
The whole f*cking room smells like g*ddamned onions.
I don't even know what happened
to the onions in my ears.
And this f*cking cottonball dried up,
and now it's just a f*cking cottonball again.
None of these f*cking cold remedy
f*cking Pinterest bullsh*t f*cking things worked whatsoever.
(coughing)
Oh, f*ck.
And I feel just as f*cking terrible
as I did yesterday.
Actually, I may feel even a little bit worse.
Where are these f*cking onions that were in my ear?
They disappeared.
Definitely should take these onions out of my socks though.
Use these for some onion rings later or something.
The whole bed f*cking smells like onions,
everything smells like onions.
Oh yeah, those worked.
That was it.
F*ck me.
If you have any cold or flu remedies out there
that you think could help me,
please leave them in the comments below
as well as any other
(coughing)
as well as any other future Pinterest projects
suggestions that you may have.
I don't know whether or not I'm gonna do them,
This could be my f*cking death bed,
this could be my last god damned video
as far as I'm concerned.
This could be the f*cking Zompocalypse plague
I could be eating people's f*cking brains next week,
I don't f*cking know
Whatever the case, be sure
that you are subscribed
like up this video,
and I'll see you around here- I'll see you around here next time. *snip snip snip*.
When I'm dead, this is what I'll look like.
Just so you- just so you know.
------ Owwwhhh, get well soon, Rob :( ------