(upbeat music)
- Picture this.
You're baking holiday cookies with your family
and you get that call.
(phone rings)
Yes, Santa, you want me to be full glam
and in the North Pole in 30?
Well I guess you have to apply your makeup
with baking supplies.
It's Ladylike Beauty Roulette Holiday Cookie Edition.
We feel good?
All right, cut.
(beep)
So what happens when you take Beauty Roulette into the wild?
Is this even a format you can introduce strangers to?
Or should we keep this one in the family?
Well, today I'm actually inviting three
of our most fabulous ladies in the office.
They're brave enough to go through with our antics.
So, ladies, come on in, introduce yourselves.
This is Shazi. - Hello!
- [Devin] Michelle. - Hello!
- [Devin] And Destiny. - Hello!
- So have y'all heard or seen our Beauty Roulette videos?
- I've seen one Beauty Roulette video
and it was the stuff of nightmares cause I was like,
how, what?
You're putting a full face together in a minute?
- Oh gosh. - Yeah.
- Definitely not, it usually takes me 30 to 45 minutes,
so seeing 60 seconds on here's kinda scary!
- It's not 60 seconds, it's 60 Santa seconds.
- Santa seconds, ho, ho, ho!
(laughter)
- [Devin] Festive!
How about you, Destiny, how do you feel?
She's not up for our antics.
- She's not ready.
I have actually never seen a Beauty Roulette video,
so
I'm nervous, needless to say the least.
- So we have like a turkey baster, pastry paintbrushes,
icing bags, and you're gonna put your makeup on
using these utensils in five minutes to one minute.
- All right. - [Devin] Yeah?
- Let's hit it.
(dramatic music)
- [Devin] How do you feel?
What do you want?
- I want five minutes desperately.
60 Santa seconds, I was like, no.
- It's Santa seconds, though, right?
That's festive!
- I'm looking at five and four, that's my game.
- Part of me loves a good challenge and honestly,
60 Santa seconds, I'd just love to see what I can do.
- All right, you ready?
- All right, let's do it.
- [Crowd] Spin that wheel!
- [Shazi] 60 seconds! 60 seconds!
- Oh, two minutes! - Okay, two minutes!
(yelling)
- Okay, okay! - Three minutes!
(cheering) Oh, wow, the luck!
Here I am again in another Beauty Roulette.
- [Michelle] Where's she landing?
(yelling)
- [Michelle] 60 Santa seconds!
- Spicy, sexy, wow.
I asked for this.
All right, let's fill up our makeup bags, let's go.
- All right, guys, I'm ready.
- [Devin] Wow!
- Foundation, spatula.
- Basting brush, I think?
- Eyelash brush for my big ass eyelashes.
- Got our handy, dandy turkey baster
and I think I'm gonna be using this for my lip.
- A marinate brush for my foundation.
- [Devin] You're gonna marinate your face.
- I'm gonna marinate my face!
No time for baking, it's time to marinate.
- [Devin] Ready, three minutes on the clock.
- All right.
- [Devin] Three, two, beep!
- We're gonna squeeze.
- [Destiny] Oh oh, hurry up!
- Guys, it's not going in!
- [Destiny] Squeeze it from the top.
- This feels really smooth,
but I think I put on way too much on that side.
- Oh god, it's a lot messier than anticipated.
- Here she goes.
Op, okay, here we go.
- [Desinty] Yes, oh, smart.
- Pro tips.
- Oh no, rough start.
- [Devin] Two minutes.
- Think with some little pat pats
I could make it work,
cover up that nasty zit.
- Made the mistake of putting it on the wrong side
so now,
(laughs)
we, there we go.
- [Devin] Just like Santa wanted.
- Just like Santa,
like cake batter.
- I definitely feel like I'm giving myself
a really weird face massage.
You know what I mean?
- [Devin] One minute.
- What! - [Shazi] Oh my god!
- One minute!
I was talking the talk earlier,
I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna beat Michelle.
I do not look ready to party.
- Time flies when you're struggling with a spatula.
- All right, we're just gonna let her dry.
Then do lippy
- [Destiny] Ooo. Suck it a little to get some out.
- [Shazi] Right straight into the mouth?
- [Michelle] Correct.
- [Devin] Look at those angles!
- I guess I'll just, oh my gosh, wah!
(laughs)
(cries out)
(laughs)
- [Michelle] Suck a little bit.
(laughs)
- You guys are really, like hyping me up right now.
I love it.
- [Devin] Yeah, we need to be more competitive.
30 seconds!
- Oo, I'm scared.
(laughs)
- [Devin] Good improvisation.
Good improv.
- Now it's on my tongue.
- [Michelle] Ew!
(laughs)
- [Crowd] Oh!
- [Michelle] She's doin' it!
- That looks so painful
- This was a terrible idea.
- Oh god.
Blah.
Blend it out, blend it out.
- It's fine!
- [Destiny] Is it?
- [Michelle] Is it?
- [Destiny] You have 10 seconds.
- It's all gonna be messy.
The brows are coming wild.
- I think that's all I'm gonna do
- [Michelle] Wow.
- Let me give myself a brushy brush.
- [Michelle] Oh, a brushy brush?
- [Devin] Brush the brows! - [Michelle] Brush, brush.
- And that's all I need, really.
We can spend these next 25 chatting if you'd like?
- [Michelle] Tell us your secret then.
- Really just take your time,
I mean, act like you're baking a cake.
- [Devin] You heard it here folks,
Destiny says to take your time.
- Arg.
- [Michelle] Ohh!
[Shazi] It's a look!
(buzzer)
- Wow.
(laughs)
- [Michelle] You kind of look like David Bowie.
- This is the worst I've ever performed
in a Beauty Roulette.
I would not recommend putting on make up
with a silicon spatula.
(laughs)
All right.
We gotta bring in our judge.
It's time to judge.
(sleigh bells)
(chime)
- Ladies.
Are you ready to be judged?
- I'm ready.
- Of course you are!
Are you guys ready?
- Look at her!
She's just glowing, can we just call it?
- Bekki, come on down!
(applause)
- Bekki!
- I've finally been picked, and I'm ready.
What did you all do?
- Just for context, Bekki is the staff attourney
at Buzzfeed.
And so she's the judge of the judges.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, we'll just keep goin'.
- This is what I went to law school for.
(laughs)
- Yeah.
I have this suspicion on who had 5 minutes.
Using circumstantial evidence, is what we call it.
I think you all look lovely.
- Let's just go down the line, we'll start here
(laughs)
Give me my letter grade.
- You know I love you.
- Oh.
- [Bekki] Forever and always.
- I know.
- C plus?
(bell ringing) - I passed.
- Because, I feel like if you had 60 more seconds
to blend, you would be a flawless natural face.
- So a C?
- I said C plus.
I'll give her a plus.
- I do not deserve that.
That's just because we're friends.
All right.
To Shazi.
- I feel like you moved a little quick,
because there's definitely some mascara splotching.
What do you even use on cookie decorations
for mascara?
- [Shazi] It was like a toilet cleaner, I think?
- [Devin] It was the turkey baster.
- I would put you at a B without that.
But, like a B plus for putting that near your eyes.
- [Shazi] Yeah.
- Full evidence put into play, really looking
at the holistic picture,
knowing all their faces, yeah.
Michelle, I love you. I'm not used to seeing
you with this little make up on.
But I think, as is, knowing the challenge
and guessing you probably had close to,
maybe the second least amount of time?
(dings)
I know Beauty Roulette.
I'm going to give you like a B minus.
- Arg, OK.
- I think if you had a little more time
to put a little more on your face,
you would have gotten there.
And then also, just knowing you,
I think you focused on doing things right
instead of fast?
(buzzer)
- True!
- So you just didn't get as much.
Devin, granted, 60 seconds.
You just wanted it on.
- I slapped it on.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I tried to do,
I did a lip.
- I didn't notice the lip.
- You can't?
Oh.
- Did you? - Where?
- [Devin] To the beautiful Destiny.
- I feel like it's an A plus.
Like, you don't look like you used any weird products,
you look like you just came in
with a normal face of make up.
She had to be the 5 minute mark, right?
You had time, you had time to blend.
(laughs)
- So Destiny won!
(cheering)
- Oh course.
- [Michelle] I know.
Five full minutes.
- A little shade on the couch!
- Congratulations, Destiny.
You won Beauty Roulette, which means
that you won Beauty Roulette!
(cheering)
Beauty Roulette: Cookie Edition.
Lady tasted.
- Lady baked!
(triumphant music)