Hello and welcome to the WrestleTalk News - I’m Oli Davis.
The highlight of this week’s SmackDown came when Aiden English revealed why he cruelly
turned on his best friend Rusev the previous Tuesday. On Rusev Day, no less. His reason
effectively boiled down to: bros before… wives, bro, and that it was really Lana who
ruined their friendship. English ended the promo on an awesome mic
drop, suggesting once upon a time, Lana had cheated on Rusev in Milwaukee - leading the
Ravishing POTENTIAL ADULTERER to tweet: “I can’t wait to see what the jealous
liar @WWEDramaKing is going to show next week on #SDLIVE as of “proof” of what happened
in Milwaukee” Well some claim to have already figured it
out, as Lana, infidelity and Milwaukee have all been mentioned together before in WWE
- during a Rock ‘The Dwayne’ Johnson cameo on Raw back in January 25th, 2016, where he
ran into Lana backstage: “Remember, you came to my hotel room and
surprised me that night... And you told me you didn’t want to be with Rusev anymore,
you said he was big, he was hairy, he smelled like rotten testicles, and I’m like - okay!
Let’s just talk… and then you brought out the wine and we got drunk! And we did
those ‘special exercises’... you showed me how to do the one-legged Russian vacuum.
Remember how I showed you how to do the Wisconsin wheelbarrow?”
What yoga poses will DDP think up next? I’m being facetious. The Rock is talking
about sex. Shame on you for thinking WWE would tell a
long term storyline and/or tie up loose ends, because this possibility can be crossed off.
At the start of Rock’s promo, he says that hotel night all took place in Brooklyn.
And besides, The Rock doesn’t have time to come back for a WWE feud. Because he’s
eating all the food ever. That’s right, it’s Rock’s cheat meal
time! It only happens once every 297 days, where
The Rock embraces gluttony, and then makes it tap out in a bear hug. First the Dwayne
treated himself to enough sushi to feed your company’s AGM, and then a plate of “double
milk chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies with creamy peanut butter smothered between
the two cookies,” which is enough to even make the Cookie Monster go: “Dude, whoah,
that’s… you need help.” But while The Rock potentially developed Type
II diabetes on his Instagram, another former WWE wrestler was using his to trash an ex-girlfriend…
Alberto Del Rio / El Patron’s relationship with SmackDown General Manager Paige from
2016 to 2017 was a constant source of drama, allegations and that time Alberto reportedly
beat up someone dressed as a Ninja Turtle. After Paige’s lengthy hiatus from WWE during
this time, which included two Wellness Policy violations, the couple split late last year.
And going by Alberto’s new Instagram post, there might still be some bad feelings there.
Commenting on a recent photo of him having dinner with WWE’s Sin Cara, a fan wrote
about the woman sitting next to El Patron: “She’s waaaay better looking than Paige”,
to which Alberto replied: “Yes and this one doesn’t have more than
9 police reports against her, or 3 arrests in different states or committed in 2 mental
hospitals like the one you mentioned did. And with real evidence not just lies from
her LOSER BROTHER.” Classy.
Following on from WrestleVotes’ report that Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker is currently
being discussed to take place at November’s Survivor Series, a new advertised appearance
for the Deadman has hinted that he’s at least scheduled to appear at the show.
Undertaker has been announced for an ‘Autograph Experience’ for the Frank & Sons Collectible
Show on Saturday 17th November in San Jose - which is the day before Survivor Series
and a short flight away from the Staples Center in L.A. where the pay-per-view is taking place.
What are the 10 MOST SHOCKING female roster ratings on WWE 2K19? And should Brie Bella’s
be decreased after her less-than-stellar return since SummerSlam? Click the link onscreen
now to find out! I’ve been Oli Davis, and that was wrestling.