- That's rude.
(air whooshing)
(soft music)
Is that what you're going to do?
Just stare into the phone?
(laughs) People won't watch the video!
(beep)
This is my little brother.
- Hello.
- And I'm forcing him to relive our childhood
and play some of those games.
Which all of you probably remember
and we're gonna rank them from best to worst.
- Generally what ranking them means.
(Zeta makes a funny noises)
What are we playing?
- We are playing hide and seek.
Chopsticks, is it called?
- Chopsticks!
- I spy
and paper, scissors, rock.
- The classic four!
We normally live on opposite sides of the country.
We don't normally reside under the same roof
but during this entire crazy situation
we've all found ourselves in,
we are back together as one!
At our parents house.
Don't touch my face.
(air whooshing)
(dramatic music)
(air whooshing)
Okay, I'm counting to 100 starting now!
One, two, three, four,
(Rein breathing heavily)
five, six, seven, eight, nine
10! 11!
- I've got the best spot.
Zeta's not gonna find me.
- 98
99
100!
- You might hear Zeta, she just got to 100.
- Ready or not, here I come!
So, knowing Rein,
he would have found a really ridiculous hiding spot.
Like, something really obvious, but like, smart.
- I'm up on the roof. She's never finding me.
- Mom, have you seen Rein?
- [Mum] No, have you?
- No.
Is he in the fridge?
No.
- I don't think she knows
you can actually get up on the roof.
- Okay, we're venturing outside.
I've exhausted inside options.
- Zeta just went out the front.
She thinks I'm out there.
I'm not.
- He seemed really sure of where he was gonna hide
which makes me concerned
that he's really thought about this.
- Minute five on the roof.
Zeta still hasn't come anywhere close to finding me.
She's gone outside three times now.
- (laughing) is he on top of a cupboard
or something?
He's not in here!
- Zeta is right outside, right underneath me.
- I really don't want him to win.
- Its been a while up here.
My confidence is growing every minute
'cause Zeta is getting further
and further away from me
she's now--
(record scratches)
Nevermind, she is right out the front door.
- You haven't found him in the last 24 minutes.
- No, its actually been 15.
I've got to think like Rein.
Where would he hide?
I don't know!
We're outside, again.
- She's over there thinking I'm hiding next to the tank.
- I found you Rein, I found you!
- Shit (laughing)
- He's on the roof!
- Look at how proud she is (laughing)
- I found you! (making funny noise)
I knew that he would be somewhere smart, like the roof.
- I win!
(air whooshing)
(playful music)
(air whooshing)
- 'I Spy' rules are, you know, easy.
You spy something with your eye
and then the other person has to guess it.
Look at Rein trying to think of something really
technical to find.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S'
- Star picket?
- No.
- Stone?
- No.
- Why are you thinking about it?
- I don't know.
- Are you changing it? - No.
- Sun? - No.
- Seagull? - No.
- Sheoak?
(bell ding)
- Yes!
- I'm trying to come up with something hard.
- Well, like, we want to get it done by today.
- I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'L'
- Lawn?
- No.
- Lame? - No.
- Lumber? - You're lame.
- Little? - No.
- Log.
- (laughing) Log, no.
- Leaf?
Little flower?
- No, you've said too many things.
- Lots of bark?
- That's more than one word, so no.
(beep)
- Light! Light!
(bell dings)
- Yeah.
- Okay, so how long do we play this for?
- Well, you had more guesses, so I win.
- Is that how it works?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
(air whooshing)
(percussive music)
(air whooshing)
- Scissors chops paper.
Rock gets wrapped in paper.
Scissors gets squashed by rock.
- And they're the only options.
- And it's usually best of three.
This is the easiest way to come to a decision.
Scissors, paper, rock!
- It's paper, scissors, rock!
Hence the name,
"Paper, Scissors, Rock"
- Paper--
That just feels wrong.
- [both] Paper, scissors, rock!
- Aw.
- [both] Paper, scissors, rock!
(both lauging)
[both] Paper, scissors, rock!
[both] Paper, scissors, rock! (laughing)
[both] Paper, scissors, rock!
- Aw, yes! One for me!
- [both] Paper, scissors, rock!
- Aw, one each.
- [both] Paper, scissors, rock!
- Yes! Two for me!
- [both] Paper, scissors, rock!
- Aw!
- [both] Paper, scissors, rock!
- Dammit.
- Yes! Three--
I won, I won!
- No, it was best of five.
(air whooshing)
(playful music)
(air whooshing)
Talk to me but also talk to the camera.
Okay.
- Okay.
Okay.
(beep)
- You tap peoples' hands, peoples' fingers
and then it adds up
and then you can go like that
and you split it
and when your hands at five, its dead.
On me.
- So that's three? - Three.
Yeah. - Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, so now its out-- - Yeah.
(squeaking noise)
Four. - Yeah.
- So that's my 10. - Yeah.
(Zeta gasps )
That little butt-head.
Honestly, he's doing maths right now.
- That's how you win.
(Zeta clears throat)
(soft music)
I just feel like I'm in a losing game.
- Yeah, you are.
- Aw!
- Did it on the wrong hand!
(air whooshing)
(electronic music)
(air whooshing)
- Number four, "I Spy"
Fun on a long car trip,
not casually sitting at home.
It's a great game.
Just not for the everyday adult.
Number three (drum roll)
- [Rein] Chopsticks.
- (Zeta imitates a toy gun)
- I win, because I'm good at math.
- Number two (drum roll)
- Paper, scissors, rock.
Don't do that.
- I could play this for hours.
Which would probably actually be five minutes.
It settles any argument.
Which leaves number one as (drum roll)
Hide and seek!
Crowd favorite.
Will be the best game 'till the end of time.
- Yeah.
- We'll play again and again.
If you want a bit of fun this weekend,
go outside
and play hide and seek.
In your backyard, though.
(upbeat music)