[Music]
and remember bedtime is at nine and
braxton always sleeps with this avocado
squishable yeah sure whatever i'll make
sure braelyn gets some sleep or
something
braxton that's what i said old man and
aren't you gonna be late for your
bassoon concerto she's right honey we
need to get front row seats so we can
feel the power of the bassoons
goodnight braxton we love you so much
bye mommy and daddy
all right listen here you little weirdo
i'm a cool teenager with no
responsibilities so you and your
green egg thing better stay out of my
way tonight it's an avocado that's just
the spanish word for egg now i'm going
to call my boyfriend so you can come and
hang out at your parents house my mom
said no strangers at the house
he's not a stranger we kiss on the mouth
almost every week now go upstairs you're
going to kill the kissing vibe when he
gets here
hey you
yeah i'm over at that little freak's
house babysitting do you want to come
over and do a mouth kiss
okay cool just park in the yard when you
get here
bye babe
[Music]
i love being a teen nice he shot his
head off
can you turn down the video games it's
giving me nightmares no way dweeb logan
just murdered 300 passerbys that's a new
high score can i at least have some
pizza then
these are all for me i'm a teen so i
don't care what goes into my body but
here you can have one of the appetizers
if it shuts you up this is just a
condiment whoa you are too young to say
that word you're in timeout go upstairs
we should throw a party are you sure
that's a good idea
what if his parents come home don't
worry i've never faced any consequences
for my actions besides they'll never
find out they're in their 40s their eyes
won't even work anymore
good point i guess i'll call my buddies
this will be epic
no
[Music]
rules no responsibilities
teens
this is awesome
and this music is so cool i know it's
from tick-tock
where's buxton i don't know who cares
two of my buddies went upstairs to do
cool teen stuff and they said he wasn't
in his room
oh no bingo must have gotten out and
roamed away oh babe what are we gonna do
everyone
there's a sale on roblox's at video game
store
yeah
[Applause]
teams teams
teams teams teams teams teams teams
smart thinking teens are all gamers but
what about the kid
go to the mall and get a kid at the kids
store i have an idea
on it
and i'll check out that roblox sale
while i'm out
hey babe check it out i got one perfect
okay
here for the finishing touches
now those dumb adults will never know
are you my mom now you no your mommy and
daddy will be home in a minute
what about that toy bryson always
carrying around oh shoot um
okay i guess this'll have to do for now
ugh that's them logan hide
look at the door or something
[Music]
hi mr and mrs whit peppa how was the
bassoon concert amazing they did a
12-hour show that ended with
non-alcoholic hot tea being served to
all the adults
and there's our little braxton are you
my mama that's right and i always will
be
did you play any video games with
rachel's sport what's video game
that's exactly what our braxton would
say
hello whip hippo i came to give braxton
some candy
hi martha that's so kind
here you go child
let me feel that smile
[Music]
so happy
but wait
this isn't your regular squishable
braxton
oh my god this isn't our son and we
never would have known if it weren't for
a blind woman what happened to our son
rachel okay i lost your stupid kid
during an epic teen party that logan and
i threw
we're really sorry oh god where did you
come from we just wanted to be popular
at school and have clout
yeah i promise we'll never do it again
or whatever i'm afraid that's not quite
good enough young lady you need to learn
a lesson it's only fair if you're now
the mom of this child that's right you
will have to raise them as your own
meanwhile now that my wife and i don't
have a kid we're free to have as many
parties as we want since we no longer
have responsibility that's so unfair uh
well
i guess you should have thought of that
first
well said martha
goodbye
i was a ghost
[Music]
hey pencil nose
do you know the answer to number two
huh
nice garrett that was comedy please
leave me alone trying to do my test
ignore them i think your nose is cool
thanks but i doubt anyone will invite me
to the all gender school dance oh
pencils or
noses down
and pass up your tests
i also wanted to let everyone know that
there's going to be an art contest for
this year's all-gendered school dance
whoever can make the best mural for the
dance wins a hype house in west
hollywood
california
you should enter cyan
yes cyan who knows maybe you'll actually
win
yeah right now with my bad a art skills
you're the king garrett
first side 180.
you have until the end of the night to
turn in your design
[Music]
hey honey i brought up some uh crackers
and broth i'm not hungry
i can't figure out what to do for the
school mural and
i really want to win that hype house so
that i can be a successful influencer
well that would make me and others
respect you more there's no greater
profession than influencer i know but
what if i can't do it
i once felt i didn't have what it took
to be great at art
but i kept trying and creating
using the tools that god gave me
and i didn't let anyone tell me where to
paint my art until one day
i created a masterpiece
[Music]
so you see
i am banksy
wow thanks mom or banksy
i'm gonna do my best
[Music]
okay this was very tough zion and
garrett both turned in very good mural
designs but the winner
is garrett
he also made this s
but
cooler
yes
yes i knew i'd beat your stupid little
pencil nose with my big boy hands
that hype house is mine can't flip
congratulations garrett
make sure to finish the mural in time
for the dance or you won't get the hype
house
and the true happiness that comes with
it
easy come on miles let's take the rest
of the day up and celebrate with some
ollies on our skateboards
it's okay cyan just keep working at it
and you'll get better
thanks grace
cn keeps on working on her art
she gets better and better
meanwhile garrett spends his time buying
led strips for his hype house
somehow against all odds sian's art
starts getting recognized by famous
artists
garrett on the other hand drinks too
many bang energy drinks and goes into a
caffeine paralysis the night before the
big dance
[Music]
hello cyan garrett's body is vibrating
so much from the bang energy drink he
can't make the mural and without the
mural all of the students will be too
sad to apply for college what do we do
i think
i know what to do
whoa who made this super cool banner
that's amazing
[Music]
i did
[Music]
cyan this is truly a work of art
and there's somebody else here who'd
like to tell you something
[Music]
his body is still vibrating too fast for
him to speak but he can still type using
his big boy hands
thank you cyan for saving the school
dance here are the keys to the hype
house heel flip
wow
thanks garrett
i forgive you
now let's dance
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
thanks to the dog food brand dog food my
dog is now strong and has a loud bark
isn't that right max
bark bark
good boy
so good really great work manny for a
moment i
believed you had a dog thanks i was
acting like i had a dog
fantastic we will be in touch
next
oh hi gustavo we don't need this room
cleaned right now thank you
oh uh actually i was hoping that i could
read for the part in the dog food brand
dog food commercial
you yeah sorry gustavo but we don't have
room for a janitor to be in the
commercial oh
i could pretend to not be a janitor
pretend
oh he just said pretend
it's called acting gustavo and
professional actors like dwayne the rock
johnson have trained all their lives at
it yeah but maybe you can clean up a
little around here though
yeah maybe you can pretend like you're
doing something else
oh gustavo it's dirty here too
come on
[Music]
[Laughter]
clean it up
[Music]
welcome everyone to acting class for
blue collar workers today we are going
to learn to play a character in a movie
or a medium life youtube drama remember
always tell the audience how you feel
never express it on your face
let's go around the room and try it
you will hurt my feelings and now i am
sad
don't frown too much and why don't you
tell me who you are so i don't have to
think too much about it
i am a trucker named dale and i am sad
very good
next now you are a bad guy
i'm an evil stepdad and i'm grounding
you
very good thanks and now you um
gustavo
[Music]
i am a dog
[Music]
and
i am hungry
[Music]
wow
class did you see that
now i know that gustavo is not only a
dog
but he is also hungry
great work thank you
tell you what
i want to give you a little advice from
one of the best students
i ever had
wow
you taught band 19's jamie salvatore the
famous youtube actor
i own all of his cool merch
that's right and he mastered one of the
most important lessons of youtube acting
and that's to let the sad music tell the
audience when to feel sad
don't show it in your facial expressions
here watch this
this is me as a fast food worker who's
just lost his job
i lost my job as a fast food worker
because of my evil boss
i will never
be happy again
and seen
[Music]
[Applause]
now that is you do acting
all of these dogs are the same and have
the same bark
excuse me could you do that bark but a
little sadder please this is for a big
dog food brand dog food commercial
pathetic
we have one more dog to addition but
this is not looking good
pathetic
next dog please
[Music]
oh
this one has a new cool look yeah but
let's see how it does with the lines
okay i'm going to read you in
hey there pet what is it that you want
from me
bark
and bark
i am a real dog and i am sad because i
do not have
dog food bran
dog food
that
was incredible
i liked how the sad music played so i
knew to be sad yes and when he said that
he was a dog i knew for sure he was a
dog
you've got the part
gustavo the janitor you were the dog
yes
i was acting
oh my god
i had no idea a janitor could
act
we were so wrong with you as our dog we
will be able to make so much money with
our dog food brand dog food commercial
thanks but no thanks
[Music]
you see my new youtube channel gustavo
pretends
just hit 100 million subscribers
my next video will be with a famous
youtube actor
what
who
[Music]
oh my god it's jamie salvatore the most
famous person on the planet hi i was
just uh on my way to the youtube oscars
and thought i would stop by to say hi i
can't wait to make content with you
gustavo
looks like you guys really missed out
i have learned that i was wrong
i also have learned that i was wrong
i am the bad guy and i do feel shame
sounds like their lives have really
changed gustavo let's go be famous
together
grab some merch
more merch
much ah merch
i am so sad
and
see
vat19.com