- 'Tis the season of getting! - Don't you mean the season of giving?
Exactly!
The more you give, the more I get!
- It's holiday time in Bikini Bottom - Uh-huh!
and SpongeBob got all his holiday shopping done early this year!
Oh, yeah!
But he forgot to write names on the presents.
- Huh? - This is serious, SpongeBob!
Let's help them figure out who gets what
with The SpongeBob Holiday Gift Guide!
I wanna play, I wanna play!
Let's get cracking, first up, a bunch of Krabby Patties!
Who does this go to?
Well, we know Squidward secretly loves Krabby Patties.
Yes, yes!
I admit it, SpongeBob, I love Krabby Patties!
[eating]
He can have these,
let's just hope it doesn't all go to his thighs.
- My thighs? - And then you'll blow up!
[explosion]
OK, next up we have some weights!
These have to go to Sandy.
She's not just the smartest squirrel in the sea, she's the strongest!
[groaning]
Yah!
We're wrapping this up pretty quickly!
Next up, a can of snail food!
This is definitely going to Gary.
[meowing]
Aww, so cute!
Good thing too, he gets angry when he's hungry.
[roaring]
Whoa!
Next gift, a clarinet?
Well, this must be for Squidward.
He's a maestro on the clarinet or... so he thinks.
You!
[crashing]
[groaning]
You will remove that sub-par woodwind from the premises,
ere I smash it's reed!
But then who gets the Krabby Patties?
Let's give 'em to Patrick, he'll eat anything!
[cheering]
And he's eating it!
He's eating, The Great Starvino is eating!
Next up, what's this?
Chocolate?
Did you say chocolate?
Yes, Sir!
With or without nuts!
Chocolate?
OK, jeez, I guess this is going to that guy!
Wow, he really likes chocolate.
Chocolate!
Next up we have a driver's ed book!
SpongeBob must have gotten himself a gift because he needs this more than anyone!
[screaming]
No, no!
- Learn how to drive! - I'm trying!
This book is a gift for all of Bikini Bottom!
Next up we have karate hands!
These should go to Sandy because she kicks major butt!
Hi-yah!
[screaming]
[groaning]
[crashing]
And the weights can go to Larry
since he's the biggest muscle head in Bikini Bottom!
Now I'll show you some crunches!
[screaming]
Oh, I can do that!
That's what I do when I laugh.
[laughing]
Jingle those bells!
We're giving gifts faster than you can say--
Er... er... Smitty something...
Smitty what?
Er... Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
OK, next gift... socks?
Who would need socks?
I don't have any socks!
It's OK, Patrick, SpongeBob got you socks!
- What socks? - Never mind.
These'll go to Patrick
and the Krabby Patties can go to the anchovies!
To the kitchen!
Who's hungry?
We're almost done!
What... is... this?
A safe?
Who needs this big thing?
That's right, Mr. Krabs needs a new one ever since Plankton blew up his old one!
Listen up, safe!
I will spill your contents even if I have to tear you apart!
Bit by bit!
Molecule by molecule!
Atom by atom!
Uh-oh.
[explosion]
And the last gift is... the true meaning of friendship?
Well, we know a certain somebody who'd use this most of all!
That's completely idiotic!
Here, let me help you!
♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪
♪U is for you and me ♪
Try it!
♪ N is for anywhere And any time at all ♪
♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪
Couldn't have said it better myself!
See you next time on The SpongeBob Holiday Gift Guide!
They're gonna be talking about this one for a long, long time!
Who from Bikini Bottom would be first on your gift list?
Let us know in the comments below!
Great to see people so passionate about the holidays!